Old Goat
@enkiduisdust.bsky.social
Perpetual grad student, Southerner, occasional New England visitor, Puritan apologist, cat father, pipe enthusiast. RCTID
May 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Far more concerned with Spurs losing today than with Chelsea winning next week. The life of a hater is not a fulfilling one but it's an honest one #CFC
May 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Far more concerned with Spurs losing today than with Chelsea winning next week. The life of a hater is not a fulfilling one but it's an honest one #CFC
One of these Swiss Guards is wearing glasses. What would your astigmatic ass have done when Rome was sacked in 1527. Gotten owned by some grimy pike-wielding Lutheran that's what. Disgraceful
May 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
One of these Swiss Guards is wearing glasses. What would your astigmatic ass have done when Rome was sacked in 1527. Gotten owned by some grimy pike-wielding Lutheran that's what. Disgraceful
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But they were all of them deceived, for another snack was made
March 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
But they were all of them deceived, for another snack was made
Glad to finally see some representation. I'm one quarter O'Garlic on my mother's side 🙂
March 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Glad to finally see some representation. I'm one quarter O'Garlic on my mother's side 🙂
The Fisherman had been recommended to me for almost a decade. Tore through it in like 10 hours. Haven't read a novel at that sort of clip in my adult life. Hoping this sparks a drive to get through some of the rest of the ever-growing pile of books in the study. #WorldBookDay apparently?
March 6, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The Fisherman had been recommended to me for almost a decade. Tore through it in like 10 hours. Haven't read a novel at that sort of clip in my adult life. Hoping this sparks a drive to get through some of the rest of the ever-growing pile of books in the study. #WorldBookDay apparently?
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The jerk store called. They voted 11-3 to unionize! Everyone welcome Jerks Local 217
March 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The jerk store called. They voted 11-3 to unionize! Everyone welcome Jerks Local 217
Little sour, little peaty, little brown sugary #pipetobacco
February 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Little sour, little peaty, little brown sugary #pipetobacco
My car got obliterated by a deer a few days before Christmas. Ended up getting a RAV4 to replace it and have decided to actually have fun with a car for once, and enjoy driving it. Getting a bunch of color-matching accessories for it rofl
February 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
My car got obliterated by a deer a few days before Christmas. Ended up getting a RAV4 to replace it and have decided to actually have fun with a car for once, and enjoy driving it. Getting a bunch of color-matching accessories for it rofl
From a few days ago. Favorite Virginia flake in a Savinelli Foresta 106 #pipetobacco
February 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
From a few days ago. Favorite Virginia flake in a Savinelli Foresta 106 #pipetobacco
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My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.
February 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.
Yeah he better watch out or he will face the consequences of being an unpopular president: won't get that elusive second term
January 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Yeah he better watch out or he will face the consequences of being an unpopular president: won't get that elusive second term
Nobody tell the Shia
January 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Nobody tell the Shia
It's always sad to see that a werewolf in your town was left at the altar, or otherwise jilted
December 20, 2024 at 3:41 PM
It's always sad to see that a werewolf in your town was left at the altar, or otherwise jilted
The McDonald's employee who snitched is the antithesis of a class hero, and a party pooper. A Waluigi Mangione, if you will
December 10, 2024 at 1:09 AM
The McDonald's employee who snitched is the antithesis of a class hero, and a party pooper. A Waluigi Mangione, if you will
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reading hp lovecraft is wild because you'll finish a story that shook you to the core with its timeless and inimitable depiction of unfathomable cosmic body horror and then learn he wrote it as an allegory for, like, interracial dating
December 9, 2024 at 12:58 AM
reading hp lovecraft is wild because you'll finish a story that shook you to the core with its timeless and inimitable depiction of unfathomable cosmic body horror and then learn he wrote it as an allegory for, like, interracial dating
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CHESTER BENNINGTON
(chorus)
I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗
I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗
MIKE SHINODA
(quietly)
Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine
(chorus)
I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗
I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗
MIKE SHINODA
(quietly)
Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine
November 10, 2024 at 12:23 AM
CHESTER BENNINGTON
(chorus)
I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗
I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗
MIKE SHINODA
(quietly)
Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine
(chorus)
I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗
I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗
MIKE SHINODA
(quietly)
Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine
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following anyone for any reason is problematic. why can't you mind your own business and be happy just reading your own tweets
December 9, 2024 at 3:19 PM
following anyone for any reason is problematic. why can't you mind your own business and be happy just reading your own tweets
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You’re not gonna believe this but I’m finding that there is a lot of racism in the genealogy subreddit
December 8, 2024 at 5:55 PM
You’re not gonna believe this but I’m finding that there is a lot of racism in the genealogy subreddit
Nvm I may be forgiven for occasionally forgetting how much God hates Tottenham Hotspur 🔵🔵🔵
Inspiring run of results at Chelsea about to end because one player was wearing sub-optimal footwear at Spurs. Cool
December 8, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Nvm I may be forgiven for occasionally forgetting how much God hates Tottenham Hotspur 🔵🔵🔵
Inspiring run of results at Chelsea about to end because one player was wearing sub-optimal footwear at Spurs. Cool
December 8, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Inspiring run of results at Chelsea about to end because one player was wearing sub-optimal footwear at Spurs. Cool
Clock has started on the next tattoo
December 7, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Clock has started on the next tattoo
Hold up guys, Pee More Daffy has weighed in and it turns out you're all wrong actually
December 6, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Hold up guys, Pee More Daffy has weighed in and it turns out you're all wrong actually