Collect the Star of Bethlehem so The Three Wise Guys Can't Find Jesus

SCROOGE: you there! what day is today?
BOY: today? it's Christmas Day
SCROOGE: the spirits did it all in one night!
BOY: NINETEEN SEVENTY THREE
[Life on Mars plays, a Ford Cortina suddenly crashes into Scrooge's front room]
GENE HUNT: OI, DI Scrooge, get in, we've got a nonce in Didsbury to bust

The Star is Atop the Tree. Do You Allow Your Greed to Ruin Christmas?

and Microscopic Tim, who did not die but whose single-celled existence called into question whether he had truly been alive in the first place

you may be old but are you THIS old? <image of a cuneiform tablet describing the entire story of your life, even the parts you probably want left out and even the parts you shouldn't know yet>

I'm a regular guy, I put my trousers on the same way as everyone else: falling into them through a hole in the ceiling via a contraction operated by my long suffering dog

Berry Bars

Annual self portrait. I get cooler every year

Hey SLUTS 🫵 the Epstein files were just released 💥💥 and ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ BILL CLIT-TON ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️

Mmmm metal
#furry #furryoc #mecha

another year, another round of rejections for my christmas song, “blade of the manger” in which I forge a sword capable of preventing the crucifiction

like if you're feeling cute

I cannot imagine figuring out how to inhale oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide without my new product, A Lamp Containing The Tortured Soul Of Jeffrey Dahmer. simply take the lamp and OH SHIT HE'S OUT, HE'S GOT OUT, HE'S OUT AND HE'S PISSED, EVERYONE CLOSE YOUR MOUTHS THAT'S HOW HE GETS IN

Woah, get a load of that DILF! a dad I'd like to... forgive
(son embraces father for the first time in 20 years, everyone in family therapy bursts into applause)

ma'am you already have both cat ears and regular human ears, i cannot allow you to wear these bunny ears too, even if they are fake

My silly worm
#pacapillar #pacapillarsart #closedspecies

しろくろ双子こうさぎ

15/100

casual bun

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH.

portfolio catch-up post 04

if his/her dick is "tiny and worthless", why do you need to lock it up? are you afraid of being proven wrong?

I can't believe I wasted years on a sociology degree when I could just ascribe everything to miscellaneous "bros"

worm

This clip has been in full control of my life since I saw it yesterday