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joel
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Father of none, mother of many.
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Totally normal heist:
April 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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I think that in addition to #TeslaTakedown, we should actively encourage all responsible brands to post here instead of Twitter. #TwitterTakedown
March 19, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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roomba accidentally saw outside
March 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Sometimes when I’m scrolling social media I’ll see a post that both makes my skin crawl and makes me want to delete myself from this timeline.
March 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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March 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Reading a brand new copy of Captain Underpants in public so everyone knows I’m an intellectual
Just look at this phony asshole I hate him so much!
March 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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The fundamental weakness of Elon Musk is lack of it.
“The fundamental weakness of Weatern civilization is empathy.”

—Elon Musk
March 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
My 3D printer hates when I get home from work lol
March 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
“Aging” paper handouts for D&D with Vanilla Chai tea bags is very relaxing
February 21, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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FB boomers drive me crazy. Any time you see a pop star there’s a boomer like “this bitch can’t sing” and it’s often under a video of hard evidence of the bitch singing
February 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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One baked bean at a time 🫘🐇#p4a2025
February 16, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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new meme format just dropped
February 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”

— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
February 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Sup guys, big Kendrick Lamar show tomorrow. You tuning in?
February 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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The boys (two wolves) are back in town (inside me)
February 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Check on your neighbors everyone.
February 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I’m not saying they are the same person, but I’ve never seen Callilou and Pitbull in the same room.
February 6, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Trayvon Martin would have been 30 today. Trayvon Martin should be 30 today.
February 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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February 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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#DnD advice: Warlocks, get some more cred by sending your patron a "Realms' Greatest Boss" mug.
February 2, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I just want to play 2010s era pop-punk/easycore with my friends, mama.
February 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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For all us non magic users - fret not! We have mage hand at home!

Man I love kobolds 🦎

#dnd #dndart #kobold #dndmeme #goblin
January 31, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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I love classic folk horror films like “Get Away From Me Turnip Patch, Dracula” (1965) and “Welsh Dracula” (1967)
January 31, 2025 at 9:27 AM
A student just walked by and sang/said:

“🎶look at the sun🎶. FAT NAP TIME👹”

And I felt that.
January 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM