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dftbaRachel 🦋
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anxiety haver • nerdfArtist • maker of fake NFTs • she/her 🦋
i also run @nerdfArters.bsky.social 🎨
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dftbaRachel 🦋 @dftbarachel.dftba.social · Sep 30
And baby, that’s pizza business for you
🍕👨🏻❤️‍🔥
#pizzamas #thelifeofashowgirl
drawing of the cover of taylor swifts album dropping friday, The Life Of A Showgirl, only the text is changed to The Life Of A Pizza John” and Taylor is a cartoon John in a red bedazzled apron and a white tshirt holding a pizza slicer.
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literally any song plays and i’m making hollanov edits in my head
December 28, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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rachelicate.swifties.social
help i'm still at the cottage
December 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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everyone deserves sunshine
December 27, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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my parents never told us santa was real bc they worried when we found out he was fictional we would doubt the existence of other magical beings like god lolol
December 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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yearning for the cottage
December 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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GIVE ME. YOUR EYES. I NEED. SUNSHINE.
December 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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rachelicate.swifties.social
current mood: playing “all the things she said” on repeat, iykyk
December 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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tomorrow is the one year gazoonkaversary 👀
December 9, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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can someone make a program that un-trumpifies my dads youtube algorithm
November 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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hankgreen.bsky.social
Um...Focus Friend is Google's...App...of the Year.

OF THE YEAR?!

Not like, in a category. But APP OF THE YEAR.

BRIA, LOOK WHAT YOU MADE!!! @bobabria.bsky.social

blog.google/products/goo...
Google Play’s best apps, books and games of 2025
We’re announcing Google Play’s Best of 2025 awards, celebrating the best apps, games and books of the year.
blog.google
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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does everyone have to do a bit of math to read roman numerals or is it just me lol
November 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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HILARY DUFFFFFF EVERYBODY!!
November 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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she’s not on here much and i already told her this but happy birthday to the other half of my brain @marstina.dftba.social i love you so so much and i hope your day continues to be as awesome as you never forget to be 🥰🎉
November 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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1) VOTE!

2) Oh look it’s Hank Green wielding the mjolnir-esque asteroid hammer from that wonderfully bizarre Clash of Clans ad.
Illustration of Hank Green wielding hammer from The Clashteroid Clash of Clans ad. Bolts of lightning erupt from the weapon, while blue streaks represent falling asteroids in the background.
November 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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hannamaypost.dftba.social
Day 29: Wizard Office #nerdfarters
When the Wordle devastates you with a fireball.
Drawing of a wizard Hank green sitting in front of his computer in shock
October 29, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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leehtml.bsky.social
do you guys like my halloween costume
me, wearing a grey t shirt and a red lanyard, except one of my arms is inexplicably *also* pulled through the lanyard with my head
October 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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sometimes i’m like man star wars has so much fighting but then i remember it’s called star wars
October 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Day 23: John’s Pottery Corner
The myth of his secret keepers persist. #NerdfArters
Drawing of an Ancient Greek pot depicting John in a toga placing his anxiety into a closed pottery lump.
October 23, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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Day 18: Fishing Boat Proceeds
#nerdfarters
A giant angler fish waits below a boat. The lantern of the angler fish pokes above the water to lure the pizza John sailor to his death.
October 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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NerdfArters Day 17 - Imagine an Apple

Aphantasia is a hell of a thing.

@nerdfarters.bsky.social #NerdfArters #Nerdfighteria #Nerdfighters #NerdfArterOctober #iamsosorryjohn
2025, JL. Imagine an apple. All black, save for text saying ‘John Green imagining an apple’.
October 17, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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#NerdfArters day 16: Gubbins! open the Gub hub and fart some art!
Gubbbins postcard with two green giants in a pose similar to a well known photo of john and hank green, the one on the right is leaning his head onto the shoulder of the one on the left. text above reads Nerd Farters
October 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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just read a concerning article and i need hank to make a video about the lead in protein powder stat
October 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Day 13: Ask Hank Anything #NerdfArters
On the Journey of Meaning, one question persists:
Who the eff is Hank?
Drawing of Hank Green playing a guitar in front of giant glowing text that says, “HANK.”
October 13, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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it’s so cool to live in a neighborhood with sidewalks now
October 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM