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dftbaRachel 🦋
@dftbarachel.dftba.social
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anxiety haver • nerdfArtist • maker of fake NFTs • she/her 🦋
i also run @nerdfArters.bsky.social 🎨
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#NerdfArters day 16: Gubbins! open the Gub hub and fart some art!
Gubbbins postcard with two green giants in a pose similar to a well known photo of john and hank green, the one on the right is leaning his head onto the shoulder of the one on the left. text above reads Nerd Farters
October 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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screenshot of smartypants society youtube short where Anna Garcia is yelling “JOB!?”
October 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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are hashtags broken for anyone else?
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October 8, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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View Shirt Pizza John on the Views Shirt prompt day!! 👀 @coltanscolors.dftba.social woooo!
screenshot of the first frame of todays vlogbrothers video, john is showing off his Pozza John Views Shirt
October 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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#NerdfArters Day 5 and 6 combo: Roadside Attractions of Nerdfighteria: Leaning Tower of Pizzamas!
a drawing of a jenga tower made of pepperoni pizza slices, the tower is tilted like the leaning tower of Pisa, and at the top of the tower sits a white plastic pizza table you’d find in the center of a pizza to keep the lid from sticking to the cheese. sitting next to it is a white pizza box with the text “Worlds Tallest Leaning Tower Of Pizza.” a V of birds are flying in the distance and a giant hand is grabbing a slice
October 7, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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happy birthday mom 🦋 today i’m as old as you were when you had me, i wish you were here celebrating that with me🦋
photo of my beautiful mom sitting on a couch, infant me sitting in her lap
October 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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eyes were closed! hank on left, john on right, low key obsessed with johns expression 💀
poor drawing of hank and john done with my eyes closed, below them is the cursive writing “you have to do a bad job” also written with my eyes closed
October 5, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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#NerdfArters Day 4: Draw Hank and John (you have to do a bad job)

this was the most relaxing five minute doodle ever! i think we should apply the “you have to do a bad job” thing for every prompt
doodle of john and hank holding and clinking their respective mugs of keats and co tea and awesome coffee club coffee
October 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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to honor the absolute bop that is The Life of A Showgirl, stream it while looking at the details of my drawing of this mustachioed pizza man named John. He’s just trying to decompress at the end of a long day at the pizza mines, in the tub in his shirt and bedazzled apron, because he’s shy
one fourth of a drawing of the cover of taylor swifts album, The Life Of A Showgirl, only the text is changed to The Life Of A Pizza John” and Taylor is a cartoon John in a red bedazzled apron and a white tshirt holding a pizza slicer. one fourth of a drawing of the cover of taylor swifts album, The Life Of A Showgirl, only the text is changed to The Life Of A Pizza John” and Taylor is a cartoon John in a red bedazzled apron and a white tshirt holding a pizza slicer. one fourth of a drawing of the cover of taylor swifts album, The Life Of A Showgirl, only the text is changed to The Life Of A Pizza John” and Taylor is a cartoon John in a red bedazzled apron and a white tshirt holding a pizza slicer. one fourth of a drawing of the cover of taylor swifts album, The Life Of A Showgirl, only the text is changed to The Life Of A Pizza John” and Taylor is a cartoon John in a red bedazzled apron and a white tshirt holding a pizza slicer.
October 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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#NerdfArters Day 3: Taylor Swift Weather!

One of my favorite dh&j bits over the years is Johns enthusiasm about Taylor’s magical effect on the weather after the 1989 Indianapolis concert in 2015 🍁🍂

Stream The Life Of A Showgirl! ❤️‍🔥
an edit of John Green standing in front of a map of the USA like a weather man, the map is entirely covered in beautiful orange fall trees. the background is covered in colorful glitter. Above the map is text “The Taylor Swift Phenomenon” and at the bottom text reads “graphic design is my passion” with a clip art image of a cartoon frog
October 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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in case you’re curious, this was my reference 😂
photo of two people, person A is crouched down and B is standing on A’s knees crouched above A, kind of a crouched piggyback ride. their hands are in a praying position. this is a strange and funny pose that’s hard to describe.
October 3, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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in a way this is the second time i’ve drawn this 😂
drawing of silly ray cyrus with a microphone riding dr billiam feathersby, a giant duck wearing a white hoodie and headphones
October 3, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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#NerdfArters Day 2: Goof for Good!
drawing of Silly Ray Cyrus and Dr. Billiam Feathersby, Billiam is crouched down and silly ray is standing on his knees crouched above him, kind of a crouched piggyback ride. their hands are in a praying position. this is a strange and funny pose that’s hard to describe.
October 3, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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psst! *peeks out from behind a dumpster* 👀 you want some art and community? 👀
me trying to not come off as pushy or annoying: HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! do you maybe wanna draw some goofy nerdfighter prompts through the month of october with me while fostering a sense of community on this app during gestures broadly? you don't think you're good enough? well that's not true, just by existing You Are An Artist! and you don't need to be fancy with it, you can art in whatever way you are comfortable, doodle on a napkin, drag a stick through the sand, squirt ketchup on a burger, pen and paper, apple pencil, marker, collage, shrinkydink, haiku, lego, the mediums are endless and unimportant! if you want to, please join us, it's more fun that way! DFTBA!
October 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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#NerdfArters Day 1: Pizza John - don’t lift your pencil!

well that was fun!
four doodles of pizza john each done in one continuous line
October 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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i’m deaddd 💀
screenshot of an instagram comment from aimeecomedy “it’s giving Father Figure”
September 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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And baby, that’s pizza business for you
🍕👨🏻❤️‍🔥
#pizzamas #thelifeofashowgirl
drawing of the cover of taylor swifts album dropping friday, The Life Of A Showgirl, only the text is changed to The Life Of A Pizza John” and Taylor is a cartoon John in a red bedazzled apron and a white tshirt holding a pizza slicer.
September 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Pizza The John has been spotted by NORAD! T-minus 12 hours until #Pizzamas! 🍕👨🏻
image of santa and his sleigh flying above a city taken through a pair of binoculars, santa has been edited to be Pizza The Hutt from spaceballs
September 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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AAAA GO COLTAN GO!! 🤩🔥🐉
@coltanscolors.dftba.social
screenshot of todays vlogbrothers video showing the new Quadragocon 2025 tshirt designed by Coltan Compton
September 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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in case this is too niche
screenshot of a tumblr post with a gif of a box of pears being jiggled around and showing how their skin gets bruised with excess jiggling. the comments: -Damage prediction on pears during transportation. —bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes —-what the fuck is that comment
September 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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why are jumping spiders so cute though
macro photo of a jumping spider right outside of a window
September 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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why did no one tell me giant roly-polys existed? want.

tw: big bug
photo of a green palm sized pill milipede
August 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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it’s cannon
screenshot of the focus friends app only i have edited a bunch of turtles stacked up under my beans room
August 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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gazoonkas mention!
photo of a container of Driscoll’s blueberries, the label is edited to say Gazoonkas and i’ve changed the tagline from “Only the Finest Berries” to “Only the Finest Blueberry Titty Nipples” i have added an emoji i found on google of a cute blueberry with blueberry boobs
August 21, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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possibly this 😂
On average, Taylor Swift is shown for only 47 seconds per each 3+ hour broadcast of the NFL playoffs
August 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM