Emmi
@emmiwolfram.bsky.social
Just a girl trying to live through empathy and curiosity. 🇨🇦 she/her
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Being an overthinker and an underdoer is tough
October 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Being an overthinker and an underdoer is tough
Me and my mom and our matching dimples 😍
October 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Me and my mom and our matching dimples 😍
Hot. Damn.
This last hurrah of summer may take me out. (That's celsius by the way.)
This last hurrah of summer may take me out. (That's celsius by the way.)
August 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Hot. Damn.
This last hurrah of summer may take me out. (That's celsius by the way.)
This last hurrah of summer may take me out. (That's celsius by the way.)
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Lord of the Rings is my favorite story, because at its core it’s about how the power of loyalty and friendship and bravery can overcome even the darkest evil, and also how wanting to eat potatoes again badly enough is basically a superpower
August 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Lord of the Rings is my favorite story, because at its core it’s about how the power of loyalty and friendship and bravery can overcome even the darkest evil, and also how wanting to eat potatoes again badly enough is basically a superpower
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IT Security PSA: If you're trying to tell if something is poop or chocolate you wouldn't lick it to find out. If you have any suspicions that a link is malicious you should not click it to determine that. Many links can compromise your device with just a click. At that point you've "licked poop."
August 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
IT Security PSA: If you're trying to tell if something is poop or chocolate you wouldn't lick it to find out. If you have any suspicions that a link is malicious you should not click it to determine that. Many links can compromise your device with just a click. At that point you've "licked poop."
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Mortified this morning because I incorrectly judged the maximum following distance to which my door-holding obligations applied
July 31, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Mortified this morning because I incorrectly judged the maximum following distance to which my door-holding obligations applied
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Could y'all do me a huge (yet small) favor to support one of our Rise community members?
Erin Petty has created a gorgeous handmade store of whimsy.
It is a brave thing to create art & launch it into the world while everything crashes around us.
I want to get her 10 orders!
waxcap.bigcartel.com
Erin Petty has created a gorgeous handmade store of whimsy.
It is a brave thing to create art & launch it into the world while everything crashes around us.
I want to get her 10 orders!
waxcap.bigcartel.com
Waxcap Handmade
Handmade felt mushrooms, knitted items, and other delights. Joy is an act of resistance.
waxcap.bigcartel.com
July 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Could y'all do me a huge (yet small) favor to support one of our Rise community members?
Erin Petty has created a gorgeous handmade store of whimsy.
It is a brave thing to create art & launch it into the world while everything crashes around us.
I want to get her 10 orders!
waxcap.bigcartel.com
Erin Petty has created a gorgeous handmade store of whimsy.
It is a brave thing to create art & launch it into the world while everything crashes around us.
I want to get her 10 orders!
waxcap.bigcartel.com
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We cannot lie our way to truth.
We cannot hate our way to love.
We cannot war our way to peace.
We cannot hate our way to love.
We cannot war our way to peace.
July 24, 2025 at 12:16 PM
We cannot lie our way to truth.
We cannot hate our way to love.
We cannot war our way to peace.
We cannot hate our way to love.
We cannot war our way to peace.
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"Understanding" is a pretty beautiful compound word...in this case "under" has a somewhat archaic meaning of "among" (also still present in "under these circumstances.")
So understanding is "Standing among" as-in a mind that figuratively shares space with the concepts in question.
So understanding is "Standing among" as-in a mind that figuratively shares space with the concepts in question.
July 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
"Understanding" is a pretty beautiful compound word...in this case "under" has a somewhat archaic meaning of "among" (also still present in "under these circumstances.")
So understanding is "Standing among" as-in a mind that figuratively shares space with the concepts in question.
So understanding is "Standing among" as-in a mind that figuratively shares space with the concepts in question.
I just can't stay-up-late-and-still-function-the-next-day like I used to, you know?
July 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I just can't stay-up-late-and-still-function-the-next-day like I used to, you know?
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when the worship leader goes back to the bridge again when you thought the song was done:
June 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
when the worship leader goes back to the bridge again when you thought the song was done:
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One day you’re young and fun then next thing you know you’re downloading an app that identifies what birds are nearby just by listening to them and man this app is awesome
June 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
One day you’re young and fun then next thing you know you’re downloading an app that identifies what birds are nearby just by listening to them and man this app is awesome
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A friend just asked me what I do to stay hopeful and I told him one of my favorite strategies…I stay hopeful by remembering that no one has any idea what the fuck is going to happen, so as long as we don’t know, we gotta do what we can.
June 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
A friend just asked me what I do to stay hopeful and I told him one of my favorite strategies…I stay hopeful by remembering that no one has any idea what the fuck is going to happen, so as long as we don’t know, we gotta do what we can.
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My updated list of things that will give you a hangover after 35:
Alcohol, aggressively carbonated beverages, one (1) FaceTime call, a menu with too many options, difficult parking situations, a book with a good twist, a book with a terrible twist, fluorescent lighting, news of the outside world
Alcohol, aggressively carbonated beverages, one (1) FaceTime call, a menu with too many options, difficult parking situations, a book with a good twist, a book with a terrible twist, fluorescent lighting, news of the outside world
June 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
My updated list of things that will give you a hangover after 35:
Alcohol, aggressively carbonated beverages, one (1) FaceTime call, a menu with too many options, difficult parking situations, a book with a good twist, a book with a terrible twist, fluorescent lighting, news of the outside world
Alcohol, aggressively carbonated beverages, one (1) FaceTime call, a menu with too many options, difficult parking situations, a book with a good twist, a book with a terrible twist, fluorescent lighting, news of the outside world
I put my phone in my pocket while gardening, and when I pulled it back out again, my thigh had gone on Twitter and had been liking and retweeting posts without my knowledge or consent :P
June 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I put my phone in my pocket while gardening, and when I pulled it back out again, my thigh had gone on Twitter and had been liking and retweeting posts without my knowledge or consent :P
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Please enjoy these shelter pups reacting to getting a kiss. Some are bashful, some have butterflies, and all deserve approximately 10 million more. 14/10 for all
May 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Please enjoy these shelter pups reacting to getting a kiss. Some are bashful, some have butterflies, and all deserve approximately 10 million more. 14/10 for all
Awwww my mom has her first spreadsheet 😍🥰🥹 I'm so proud
May 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Awwww my mom has her first spreadsheet 😍🥰🥹 I'm so proud
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I hope you love something beautiful and meaningless. For me, it's football. I don't care what it is for you, but I wish you a deep love for something that means nothing until you give it meaning through your attention.
May 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I hope you love something beautiful and meaningless. For me, it's football. I don't care what it is for you, but I wish you a deep love for something that means nothing until you give it meaning through your attention.
911 is down?? That's an option??
April 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
911 is down?? That's an option??
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I have never felt so understood in my life 😂
This is so real lmaoooo
"She booked a solo trip to Iceland while you were composing your <<good morning>> text" 😂😂
"She booked a solo trip to Iceland while you were composing your <<good morning>> text" 😂😂
April 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I have never felt so understood in my life 😂
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I wrote you a poem
March 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I wrote you a poem
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Dachshund #36. I'm drawing a dachshund every day until THE LISTENERS comes out on June 3rd.
The people have spoken, and today's was one of Claude Monet's TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY paintings of water lilies. The man knew his brand. You, too, can vote on the next painting, by heading to my IG stories.
The people have spoken, and today's was one of Claude Monet's TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY paintings of water lilies. The man knew his brand. You, too, can vote on the next painting, by heading to my IG stories.
April 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Dachshund #36. I'm drawing a dachshund every day until THE LISTENERS comes out on June 3rd.
The people have spoken, and today's was one of Claude Monet's TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY paintings of water lilies. The man knew his brand. You, too, can vote on the next painting, by heading to my IG stories.
The people have spoken, and today's was one of Claude Monet's TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY paintings of water lilies. The man knew his brand. You, too, can vote on the next painting, by heading to my IG stories.
Gonna try to change the aftermarket stereo that the guy before me put in this CR-V back to the original that he says he "couldn't get to work".
Is it broken? Or did he just not know about the Honda Anti-Theft stereo code? Time will tell!
I've watched a YouTube video, what could go wrong!?
Is it broken? Or did he just not know about the Honda Anti-Theft stereo code? Time will tell!
I've watched a YouTube video, what could go wrong!?
April 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Gonna try to change the aftermarket stereo that the guy before me put in this CR-V back to the original that he says he "couldn't get to work".
Is it broken? Or did he just not know about the Honda Anti-Theft stereo code? Time will tell!
I've watched a YouTube video, what could go wrong!?
Is it broken? Or did he just not know about the Honda Anti-Theft stereo code? Time will tell!
I've watched a YouTube video, what could go wrong!?
Am I annoyed by the way that youtube fades to ads now because it's cringey editing 101, or because it's new and the change alarms my neurodivergent brain?
April 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Am I annoyed by the way that youtube fades to ads now because it's cringey editing 101, or because it's new and the change alarms my neurodivergent brain?
Don't worry, boss.
I've been trained for this.
I've been trained for this.
April 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Don't worry, boss.
I've been trained for this.
I've been trained for this.