Emma Wolfsbane
@emmawolfsbane.bsky.social
#FFXIV Warrior of Light. Sargatanas, Aether.
She/her, they/them, princess. Atheist. AceAF.
She/her, they/them, princess. Atheist. AceAF.
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Emma Wolfsbane
@emmawolfsbane.bsky.social
· Nov 17
The masskilloraptor is not a murder dinosaur" they pointed out. "It's a genetically recombined predation-optimized hybrid retroextinct apex predator.”
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When I say I’m tired I don’t mean I need sleep. I mean my jaw has been clenched since y2k and I am TIRED.
August 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
When I say I’m tired I don’t mean I need sleep. I mean my jaw has been clenched since y2k and I am TIRED.
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OH COME ON
NEW — 19-year-old DOGE engineer Edward Coristine turns out to be the grandson of former KGB spy Valery Martynov, who played a role in a sprawling 1980s espionage saga.
www.jacobsilverman.com/p/prominent-...
www.jacobsilverman.com/p/prominent-...
Prominent DOGE Staffer Is Grandson Of Turncoat KGB Spy
Edward “Big Balls” Coristine happens to be the descendant of Valery Martynov, a KGB agent who spied for the US.
www.jacobsilverman.com
February 22, 2025 at 4:45 AM
OH COME ON
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All those articles about how autistic people are good for business are glossing over something important. If you hire me and give me a problem to solve, I will not think that my job is to make you happy. I will think my job is to solve the problem.
February 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
All those articles about how autistic people are good for business are glossing over something important. If you hire me and give me a problem to solve, I will not think that my job is to make you happy. I will think my job is to solve the problem.
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Woo woo woo! So, we’re talking about saving taxpayers’ money, Congress? Federal employee compensation costs $271 billion—so even if you fired all of us, that’s all you’d save.
February 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Woo woo woo! So, we’re talking about saving taxpayers’ money, Congress? Federal employee compensation costs $271 billion—so even if you fired all of us, that’s all you’d save.
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"Texas authorities arrested a Jan. 6 rioter recently pardoned by President Trump on Thursday for online solicitation of a minor..."
thehill.com/regulation/c...
thehill.com/regulation/c...
February 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
"Texas authorities arrested a Jan. 6 rioter recently pardoned by President Trump on Thursday for online solicitation of a minor..."
thehill.com/regulation/c...
thehill.com/regulation/c...
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Turn any room into a walk-in closet by leaving your fucking clothes everywhere
February 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Turn any room into a walk-in closet by leaving your fucking clothes everywhere
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the vampire movie is well made but there is as yet zero homoeroticism, it is in fact aggressively not doing that, and i am asking what use is a vampire movie then
February 1, 2025 at 10:10 AM
the vampire movie is well made but there is as yet zero homoeroticism, it is in fact aggressively not doing that, and i am asking what use is a vampire movie then
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Good night, sky-mates.
January 31, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Good night, sky-mates.
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Yeah! That sums up life right now.
January 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Yeah! That sums up life right now.
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Something that hasn’t changed from the first term is like every six to twelve hours there’s another thing they’ve done that fucks up your day.
January 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Something that hasn’t changed from the first term is like every six to twelve hours there’s another thing they’ve done that fucks up your day.
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Ugh this handbasket has like no leg room
January 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Ugh this handbasket has like no leg room
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This is the vibe I've been trying to shake since election day.
December 22, 2024 at 5:58 PM
This is the vibe I've been trying to shake since election day.
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if you would like to support me during these trying times...
I've got my commissions open, as well as some cheaper options in the forum here ->
t.co/84SwgF9b9c
shares are always appreciated, it's been a really rough month already
I've got my commissions open, as well as some cheaper options in the forum here ->
t.co/84SwgF9b9c
shares are always appreciated, it's been a really rough month already
November 12, 2024 at 8:53 AM
if you would like to support me during these trying times...
I've got my commissions open, as well as some cheaper options in the forum here ->
t.co/84SwgF9b9c
shares are always appreciated, it's been a really rough month already
I've got my commissions open, as well as some cheaper options in the forum here ->
t.co/84SwgF9b9c
shares are always appreciated, it's been a really rough month already
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i'd like to propose "we slidin'" as shorthand for "things are happening outside my control but i remain calm and persevere"
January 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
i'd like to propose "we slidin'" as shorthand for "things are happening outside my control but i remain calm and persevere"
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for @seaswallowsall.bsky.social !!! thank you sooo much this was super fun to do 🫶🫶
January 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM
for @seaswallowsall.bsky.social !!! thank you sooo much this was super fun to do 🫶🫶
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hey bro we’re releasing our inhibitions and feeling the rain on our skin later if you wanna pull up
January 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
hey bro we’re releasing our inhibitions and feeling the rain on our skin later if you wanna pull up
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Mountain ermine
January 17, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Mountain ermine
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Mary Poppins but it's her singing an informative song on bondage play, safe words and respecting boundaries.
December 29, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Mary Poppins but it's her singing an informative song on bondage play, safe words and respecting boundaries.
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Actually this IS my circus but I have no idea whose monkeys those are so needless to say I’m concerned
January 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Actually this IS my circus but I have no idea whose monkeys those are so needless to say I’m concerned
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It’s a very short list!
January 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
It’s a very short list!
Depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato.
It's not fun, doesn't work, and you just want to cry.
And then, people are like "Why don't you just get a peeler?!"
and then they hand you another potato.
It's not fun, doesn't work, and you just want to cry.
And then, people are like "Why don't you just get a peeler?!"
and then they hand you another potato.
January 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato.
It's not fun, doesn't work, and you just want to cry.
And then, people are like "Why don't you just get a peeler?!"
and then they hand you another potato.
It's not fun, doesn't work, and you just want to cry.
And then, people are like "Why don't you just get a peeler?!"
and then they hand you another potato.
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i'm more masculine getting pressed into a pillow than mark zuckerberg has ever been for a single second in his life. jesus christ these pathetic little freaks
January 16, 2025 at 3:04 AM
i'm more masculine getting pressed into a pillow than mark zuckerberg has ever been for a single second in his life. jesus christ these pathetic little freaks
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There are TWO wolves inside of you... and once again the Transporter Chief would like offer her sincere apology.
January 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
There are TWO wolves inside of you... and once again the Transporter Chief would like offer her sincere apology.