emily
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some people truly are the gas station sushi of humanity
January 27, 2025 at 7:59 AM
some people truly are the gas station sushi of humanity
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i touched grass and got dog shit on my hand
February 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
i touched grass and got dog shit on my hand
this is our Roman Empire
*gestures broadly*
*gestures broadly*
February 7, 2025 at 12:40 AM
this is our Roman Empire
*gestures broadly*
*gestures broadly*
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Do you think Merrick Garland is having a pleasant day? Just reading a mystery novel, going for a leisurely walk, learning the day's news from Colbert's opening monologue, solemnly chuckling "someone should have done something about these guys," then weighing which seven-figure memoir offer to take.
February 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Do you think Merrick Garland is having a pleasant day? Just reading a mystery novel, going for a leisurely walk, learning the day's news from Colbert's opening monologue, solemnly chuckling "someone should have done something about these guys," then weighing which seven-figure memoir offer to take.
this is the modern man
#ordinarypeoplememes
#ordinarypeoplememes
February 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
this is the modern man
#ordinarypeoplememes
#ordinarypeoplememes
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Elon Musk is a terrible president.
February 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Elon Musk is a terrible president.
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this is how i am doing today
January 31, 2025 at 3:11 PM
this is how i am doing today
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I want off this fucking carousel of stupidity..
JFC🤬
JFC🤬
a baby is laying on the floor next to a carousel .
ALT: a baby is laying on the floor next to a carousel .
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I want off this fucking carousel of stupidity..
JFC🤬
JFC🤬
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At this rate a cup of coffee and a Moons Over My Hammy egg sandwich at Denny’s is gonna cost $197 in the US by the end of February
January 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
At this rate a cup of coffee and a Moons Over My Hammy egg sandwich at Denny’s is gonna cost $197 in the US by the end of February
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January 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
everyone say hi to theo
January 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
everyone say hi to theo
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Feels very cool that you simply cannot be sure what foods are and are not safe to eat anymore.
January 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Feels very cool that you simply cannot be sure what foods are and are not safe to eat anymore.
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The only thing that makes fascism even worse is when it comes wrapped in bad spray tan and dancing vibes that are cursed.
January 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
The only thing that makes fascism even worse is when it comes wrapped in bad spray tan and dancing vibes that are cursed.
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don’t worry guys executive orders aren’t REALLY legal. but DO worry guys because the law isn’t REALLY real in any real sense. but DONT worry because they’re kind of too incompetent if you remember but also DO worry because maybe this time it’s different. but DONT worry bec
January 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
don’t worry guys executive orders aren’t REALLY legal. but DO worry guys because the law isn’t REALLY real in any real sense. but DONT worry because they’re kind of too incompetent if you remember but also DO worry because maybe this time it’s different. but DONT worry bec