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Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
July 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
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[worst possible stuff happening everywhere] man why do I feel bad
July 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
[worst possible stuff happening everywhere] man why do I feel bad
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Not joking about this at all: if someone thinks it's appropriate to be cruel about young children drowning in a flash flood because it happened in a red state, they should not be allowed indoors. They should be out in the forest burying their own scat
July 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Not joking about this at all: if someone thinks it's appropriate to be cruel about young children drowning in a flash flood because it happened in a red state, they should not be allowed indoors. They should be out in the forest burying their own scat
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Quick guide to understand your cat
April 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Quick guide to understand your cat
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Milky Way’s Florida
March 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Milky Way’s Florida
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Sometimes you’re just minding your own business on a regular day, and then it SMACKS you out of nowhere 😭 #DragonAge
March 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Sometimes you’re just minding your own business on a regular day, and then it SMACKS you out of nowhere 😭 #DragonAge
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*stares into the abyss*
March 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
*stares into the abyss*
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I DON'T NEED TO SEE THE TOE SUCKING VIDEO ANY MORE THANK YOU
February 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I DON'T NEED TO SEE THE TOE SUCKING VIDEO ANY MORE THANK YOU
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Cybertruck explodes outside of Trump Tower in Las Vegas on New Years Day
January 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Cybertruck explodes outside of Trump Tower in Las Vegas on New Years Day
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It doesn’t feel like Christmas time until I watch Olive.
December 22, 2024 at 9:40 PM
It doesn’t feel like Christmas time until I watch Olive.
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kind of crazy that Hans Zimmer did the impossible and came up with a great Superman theme and you would never know from any of the movies that followed
December 17, 2024 at 11:53 PM
kind of crazy that Hans Zimmer did the impossible and came up with a great Superman theme and you would never know from any of the movies that followed
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harrison ford has definitely never played a video game in his life and he's also the only person in that theater who knows how to wear a suit
December 13, 2024 at 1:07 AM
harrison ford has definitely never played a video game in his life and he's also the only person in that theater who knows how to wear a suit
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If this United Healthcare shooting has taught me anything. It’s that this must have been what the Munchkins felt like when a house killed the Wicked Witch of the East and out stepped Judy Garland
December 10, 2024 at 12:33 PM
If this United Healthcare shooting has taught me anything. It’s that this must have been what the Munchkins felt like when a house killed the Wicked Witch of the East and out stepped Judy Garland
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lifetime Christmas movie where a horny white lady falls in love with the ceo assassin and they have to go on the lam for christmas
December 6, 2024 at 11:08 PM
lifetime Christmas movie where a horny white lady falls in love with the ceo assassin and they have to go on the lam for christmas
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There's gonna be such a cool movie about a handsome assassin on an e-bike in a few years
December 6, 2024 at 11:32 PM
There's gonna be such a cool movie about a handsome assassin on an e-bike in a few years
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The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime.
December 6, 2024 at 3:39 PM
The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime.
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I actually like Star Wars—like a lot, but man do folks take this shit way too seriously.
December 4, 2024 at 2:59 PM
I actually like Star Wars—like a lot, but man do folks take this shit way too seriously.
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