Emily Aster, Mars Witch VTuber
@emilyaster.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Emily! Streams live Sat-Tue at www.twitch.tv/EmilyAster
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I'm Emily Aster, Mars Witch! I stream at ttv/EmilyAster and cohost the Arcade Pit!
I've never played Hotel Dusk. I've never even seen a playthrough of it.
But this line, this expression, this scene? It's been in my mind for years.
But this line, this expression, this scene? It's been in my mind for years.
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I've never played Hotel Dusk. I've never even seen a playthrough of it.
But this line, this expression, this scene? It's been in my mind for years.
But this line, this expression, this scene? It's been in my mind for years.
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Me when I get myself a paper clip
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Me when I get myself a paper clip
Wanda bumped into something and hurt her eye :(
November 19, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Wanda bumped into something and hurt her eye :(
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god won't smite me for the truth
November 18, 2025 at 6:14 AM
god won't smite me for the truth
god won't smite me for the truth
November 18, 2025 at 6:14 AM
god won't smite me for the truth
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couldn't unhear it after enough of those weeklies #duetnightabyss
November 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
couldn't unhear it after enough of those weeklies #duetnightabyss
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@wanderingnewbie.bsky.social just asked "what about ffxiv" when ankh morpork from discworld was brought up and we ended up coaxing out "akh mornpork" out of him and you all need to know about this
November 17, 2025 at 6:13 AM
@wanderingnewbie.bsky.social just asked "what about ffxiv" when ankh morpork from discworld was brought up and we ended up coaxing out "akh mornpork" out of him and you all need to know about this
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new soulsov in less than one week. someone on tumblr just called it a "happy story about a girl." that's literally true
please look forward to chapter 3 of soul of sovereignty on november 21st. #soulsov
November 15, 2025 at 1:56 PM
new soulsov in less than one week. someone on tumblr just called it a "happy story about a girl." that's literally true
The Elden Ring manga is so good, man. "Mother, I've gone astray" has just entered my vocabulary as an uncommon treat.
November 17, 2025 at 9:34 AM
The Elden Ring manga is so good, man. "Mother, I've gone astray" has just entered my vocabulary as an uncommon treat.
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youtu.be/eGu2camh0WA?...
whenever I think of how much you can add to a film by doing it real for no goddamn reason other than to do it, I think about the car falling scene in the blues brothers
They deeply did not have to actually drop a car from the sky, but they did, and its so beautiful
whenever I think of how much you can add to a film by doing it real for no goddamn reason other than to do it, I think about the car falling scene in the blues brothers
They deeply did not have to actually drop a car from the sky, but they did, and its so beautiful
November 17, 2025 at 9:02 AM
youtu.be/eGu2camh0WA?...
whenever I think of how much you can add to a film by doing it real for no goddamn reason other than to do it, I think about the car falling scene in the blues brothers
They deeply did not have to actually drop a car from the sky, but they did, and its so beautiful
whenever I think of how much you can add to a film by doing it real for no goddamn reason other than to do it, I think about the car falling scene in the blues brothers
They deeply did not have to actually drop a car from the sky, but they did, and its so beautiful
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finished chapter 4 of dispatch and i love waterboy sooooooooooooo much
November 17, 2025 at 9:13 AM
finished chapter 4 of dispatch and i love waterboy sooooooooooooo much
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For real though look at the original descriptor and tell me Red didn't just will this man into existence
November 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
For real though look at the original descriptor and tell me Red didn't just will this man into existence
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June 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Earl update: found the box of toy mice
November 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Earl update: found the box of toy mice
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IMPORTANT
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
IMPORTANT
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
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I can really tell you didn’t grow up on Internet forums if you’re shocked and indignant about “sometimes even human moderators make capricious and inscrutable decisions that you don’t like”
November 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I can really tell you didn’t grow up on Internet forums if you’re shocked and indignant about “sometimes even human moderators make capricious and inscrutable decisions that you don’t like”
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did anyone ever remake this with delta this is one of my fav mgs pics outside "are clowns patriotic"
November 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
did anyone ever remake this with delta this is one of my fav mgs pics outside "are clowns patriotic"
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For real though look at the original descriptor and tell me Red didn't just will this man into existence
November 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
For real though look at the original descriptor and tell me Red didn't just will this man into existence
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On behalf of the Pit Crew's fundraiser for Second Harvest Food Bank of Northwest NC, we ended up raising $11,317.45 in total. I'm floored by the generosity of this community. I don't know what to say apart from thank you!
@skybilz.bsky.social @tietuesday.bsky.social @sword.zone @smight.bsky.social
@skybilz.bsky.social @tietuesday.bsky.social @sword.zone @smight.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
On behalf of the Pit Crew's fundraiser for Second Harvest Food Bank of Northwest NC, we ended up raising $11,317.45 in total. I'm floored by the generosity of this community. I don't know what to say apart from thank you!
@skybilz.bsky.social @tietuesday.bsky.social @sword.zone @smight.bsky.social
@skybilz.bsky.social @tietuesday.bsky.social @sword.zone @smight.bsky.social
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@emilyaster.bsky.social sent me a message like "is this about waterboy dispatch" and i looked him up and i'm like sweating fucking bullets with how aggressively I'm being targeted. This is like fucking putting a decadent chocolate cake in front of me with my name on it
November 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
@emilyaster.bsky.social sent me a message like "is this about waterboy dispatch" and i looked him up and i'm like sweating fucking bullets with how aggressively I'm being targeted. This is like fucking putting a decadent chocolate cake in front of me with my name on it