Emily Evans
@emevans.bsky.social
Nashville | fear is the mind killer | she/her
The Expanse has got to be one of the most criminally underrated shows of all time.
July 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The Expanse has got to be one of the most criminally underrated shows of all time.
When Bilbo said, "I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread," I felt it in my soul.
July 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
When Bilbo said, "I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread," I felt it in my soul.
‼️ Nashville folks! I managed to catch some angel buns that someone dumped in a park. I am urgently looking for fosters & homes for them. They are so sweet, curious figuring out a litter box, both lil ladies, & haven't chewed a thing. Please spread the word & contact me if interested!
July 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
‼️ Nashville folks! I managed to catch some angel buns that someone dumped in a park. I am urgently looking for fosters & homes for them. They are so sweet, curious figuring out a litter box, both lil ladies, & haven't chewed a thing. Please spread the word & contact me if interested!
Okay, I loved the portrayal of the agony in Dune Prophecy.
December 9, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Okay, I loved the portrayal of the agony in Dune Prophecy.
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i know a large follower count wont bring me fulfillment. i can only get fulfillment from handing my husband my phone and making him look at my posts
December 3, 2024 at 9:04 PM
i know a large follower count wont bring me fulfillment. i can only get fulfillment from handing my husband my phone and making him look at my posts
Happy Spotify wrapped day to all who celebrate 😌
December 4, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Happy Spotify wrapped day to all who celebrate 😌
Every time I get a venmo notification that isn't someone sending me money & it's something about that damn credit card, an angel loses its wings.
December 4, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Every time I get a venmo notification that isn't someone sending me money & it's something about that damn credit card, an angel loses its wings.
Happy birthday month to me & to all other unfortunate December birthday pals.
December 1, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Happy birthday month to me & to all other unfortunate December birthday pals.
How unfortunate for my bank account that I just smelled Baccarat Rouge 540.
November 26, 2024 at 8:57 PM
How unfortunate for my bank account that I just smelled Baccarat Rouge 540.
I need the rest of #DuneProphecy NOW.
November 24, 2024 at 8:20 PM
I need the rest of #DuneProphecy NOW.
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🎶 JUST YOU AND I DE-FY-ING GRA-VI-TY 🎶
November 22, 2024 at 4:25 AM
🎶 JUST YOU AND I DE-FY-ING GRA-VI-TY 🎶
Lavender's new favorite spot for when I'm getting ready in the mornings 🥹
November 22, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Lavender's new favorite spot for when I'm getting ready in the mornings 🥹
🗣️New Father John Misty 🎶
November 22, 2024 at 3:06 PM
🗣️New Father John Misty 🎶
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🔥 AOC on Nancy Mace
November 21, 2024 at 1:06 PM
🔥 AOC on Nancy Mace
Drunk in Love is actually a super romantic song.
November 20, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Drunk in Love is actually a super romantic song.
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2025 white house cabinet meeting
November 19, 2024 at 11:35 PM
2025 white house cabinet meeting
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Me in my echo chamber
November 19, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Me in my echo chamber
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Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.
November 15, 2024 at 4:41 AM
Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.
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Looking forward to being killed by my bunny because I took her to the vet.
November 15, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Looking forward to being killed by my bunny because I took her to the vet.
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we live in a time of heroes and never forget it
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:32 PM
we live in a time of heroes and never forget it
We're absolutely fucking cooked.
July 13, 2024 at 11:30 PM
We're absolutely fucking cooked.
Ride of the Rohirrim will never not HIT.
April 7, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Ride of the Rohirrim will never not HIT.