Emily Evans
banner
emevans.bsky.social
Emily Evans
@emevans.bsky.social
Nashville | fear is the mind killer | she/her
The Expanse has got to be one of the most criminally underrated shows of all time.
July 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
When Bilbo said, "I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread," I felt it in my soul.
July 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
‼️ Nashville folks! I managed to catch some angel buns that someone dumped in a park. I am urgently looking for fosters & homes for them. They are so sweet, curious figuring out a litter box, both lil ladies, & haven't chewed a thing. Please spread the word & contact me if interested!
July 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Sandor really wanted a white Christmas this year 🫠 #basshole
December 13, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Okay, I loved the portrayal of the agony in Dune Prophecy.
December 9, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Reposted by Emily Evans
i know a large follower count wont bring me fulfillment. i can only get fulfillment from handing my husband my phone and making him look at my posts
December 3, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Happy Spotify wrapped day to all who celebrate 😌
December 4, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Every time I get a venmo notification that isn't someone sending me money & it's something about that damn credit card, an angel loses its wings.
December 4, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Happy birthday month to me & to all other unfortunate December birthday pals.
December 1, 2024 at 8:24 PM
How unfortunate for my bank account that I just smelled Baccarat Rouge 540.
November 26, 2024 at 8:57 PM
I need the rest of #DuneProphecy NOW.
November 24, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Reposted by Emily Evans
🎶 JUST YOU AND I DE-FY-ING GRA-VI-TY 🎶
November 22, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Lavender's new favorite spot for when I'm getting ready in the mornings 🥹
November 22, 2024 at 8:42 PM
🗣️New Father John Misty 🎶
November 22, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Reposted by Emily Evans
🔥 AOC on Nancy Mace
November 21, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Drunk in Love is actually a super romantic song.
November 20, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Reposted by Emily Evans
2025 white house cabinet meeting
November 19, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Reposted by Emily Evans
Me in my echo chamber
November 19, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Reposted by Emily Evans
Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.
November 15, 2024 at 4:41 AM
Reposted by Emily Evans
November 15, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Looking forward to being killed by my bunny because I took her to the vet.
November 15, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Reposted by Emily Evans
we live in a time of heroes and never forget it
Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Currently:
November 14, 2024 at 1:58 AM
We're absolutely fucking cooked.
July 13, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Ride of the Rohirrim will never not HIT.
April 7, 2024 at 2:02 AM