@emergencydonut.bsky.social
Anthropomorphizer. Cheerfully morbid. Hungry all the time.
Alternate title for 30 Shades: The Hand That Rocks the Riding Crop
January 5, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Alternate title for 30 Shades: The Hand That Rocks the Riding Crop
“6-7,” little voices chirped back and forth, sing-songily, as I walked past a reading nook. You know teen slang has jumped the shark when you hear 4-year olds saying it to each other at the library.
January 3, 2026 at 3:48 PM
“6-7,” little voices chirped back and forth, sing-songily, as I walked past a reading nook. You know teen slang has jumped the shark when you hear 4-year olds saying it to each other at the library.
At least the irony of using ice for bruises caused by slipping and falling on ice is not lost on me.
January 2, 2026 at 3:55 PM
At least the irony of using ice for bruises caused by slipping and falling on ice is not lost on me.
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I can’t believe how stupid everything is
December 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I can’t believe how stupid everything is
If reading the June chapter of John Darnielle’s “This Year” doesn’t leave your heart cracked wide open, I don’t think we can be friends.
@themountaingoats.bsky.social
@themountaingoats.bsky.social
December 27, 2025 at 4:11 AM
If reading the June chapter of John Darnielle’s “This Year” doesn’t leave your heart cracked wide open, I don’t think we can be friends.
@themountaingoats.bsky.social
@themountaingoats.bsky.social
👏👏👏 May we all be less ignorant and transformed by our reading experiences in the coming year.
because for me while yes pleasure is central to the effort, it’s a complex pleasure that can be transformative if I allow it to be, and “be less ignorant” is a yearly, endlessly renewable goal
December 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
👏👏👏 May we all be less ignorant and transformed by our reading experiences in the coming year.
Some days require creative profanity. Please drop some here.
December 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Some days require creative profanity. Please drop some here.
What album did you jam out to as a very young child? Mine was Asia’s “Alpha.”
December 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
What album did you jam out to as a very young child? Mine was Asia’s “Alpha.”
My dad died 22 years ago.
I remember him calling me in early November, sounding, for the first time in so many years, completely clear, intelligent, and sober. He told me he had quit drinking for good this time. I didn’t believe him, but he sounded so different that I was curious.
I remember him calling me in early November, sounding, for the first time in so many years, completely clear, intelligent, and sober. He told me he had quit drinking for good this time. I didn’t believe him, but he sounded so different that I was curious.
December 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
My dad died 22 years ago.
I remember him calling me in early November, sounding, for the first time in so many years, completely clear, intelligent, and sober. He told me he had quit drinking for good this time. I didn’t believe him, but he sounded so different that I was curious.
I remember him calling me in early November, sounding, for the first time in so many years, completely clear, intelligent, and sober. He told me he had quit drinking for good this time. I didn’t believe him, but he sounded so different that I was curious.
I like to pretend that I’m lazy and don’t care, but really, it’s that I only want to try hard with things that actually matter.
December 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I like to pretend that I’m lazy and don’t care, but really, it’s that I only want to try hard with things that actually matter.
I exercised two days in a row and can feel every muscle in my body. I hate it.
November 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I exercised two days in a row and can feel every muscle in my body. I hate it.
I literally never registered the other car in this shot. I kinda wish the other car had been used. Ferris Bueller’s Impudently Youthful Day Off. Awooooooooga!
November 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I literally never registered the other car in this shot. I kinda wish the other car had been used. Ferris Bueller’s Impudently Youthful Day Off. Awooooooooga!
Getting out of bed in the morning seems like a massive commitment to a day I don't know
November 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
New graffiti idea: For a good time, call Serotonin.
Serotonin: “You knew what this was.”
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
New graffiti idea: For a good time, call Serotonin.
Disappointments, the lot of them.
Millions of Democratic voters on Tuesday: Fight these guys. Fight them.
Senate Democrats: We heard you loud and clear and we will give in
Senate Democrats: We heard you loud and clear and we will give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Disappointments, the lot of them.
Me, reassuring a kid at the library about a centipede: Oh, y’know what? He’s a really good hunter who keeps other bugs out! See? He’s going away to hide. He won’t hurt us.
Me, with a centipede in my house: Yeet yourself back to hell, demon spawn!
Me, with a centipede in my house: Yeet yourself back to hell, demon spawn!
November 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Me, reassuring a kid at the library about a centipede: Oh, y’know what? He’s a really good hunter who keeps other bugs out! See? He’s going away to hide. He won’t hurt us.
Me, with a centipede in my house: Yeet yourself back to hell, demon spawn!
Me, with a centipede in my house: Yeet yourself back to hell, demon spawn!
Raise a glass to hope!
Raise a glass to freedom! 🍻
November 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Raise a glass to hope!
You’re on the surface of the moon. Earth slowly rises from the star-filled horizon. All the while, David Byrne’s rich, sonorous voice is singing “Heaven.”
This is the opening number of the Who Is The Sky tour, and is easily one of the most beautiful performances I’ve ever witnessed. #DavidByrne
This is the opening number of the Who Is The Sky tour, and is easily one of the most beautiful performances I’ve ever witnessed. #DavidByrne
November 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
You’re on the surface of the moon. Earth slowly rises from the star-filled horizon. All the while, David Byrne’s rich, sonorous voice is singing “Heaven.”
This is the opening number of the Who Is The Sky tour, and is easily one of the most beautiful performances I’ve ever witnessed. #DavidByrne
This is the opening number of the Who Is The Sky tour, and is easily one of the most beautiful performances I’ve ever witnessed. #DavidByrne
Sometimes, I get to witness folks finding out everything their public library can do for them. Their level of astonishment and joy is magical. And then I remember that yes—what public libraries do is actually incredible. #librarian #libraries #intellectualfreedom #everydaymagic
October 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Sometimes, I get to witness folks finding out everything their public library can do for them. Their level of astonishment and joy is magical. And then I remember that yes—what public libraries do is actually incredible. #librarian #libraries #intellectualfreedom #everydaymagic
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Dean: The president is unhinged
Johnson: A lot of folks on your side are too. I don’t control him
Dean: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals.
Johnson: I didn’t see it.
Dean: Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing.
Johnson: A lot of folks on your side are too. I don’t control him
Dean: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals.
Johnson: I didn’t see it.
Dean: Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing.
October 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Dean: The president is unhinged
Johnson: A lot of folks on your side are too. I don’t control him
Dean: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals.
Johnson: I didn’t see it.
Dean: Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing.
Johnson: A lot of folks on your side are too. I don’t control him
Dean: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals.
Johnson: I didn’t see it.
Dean: Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing.
When I came upon this sad little fellow at the Milwaukee Art Museum, I heard John Flansburgh sing “TIME…..IS MARCHING ON. AND TIME…IS STILL MARCHING ON.” @tmbg.bsky.social
September 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
When I came upon this sad little fellow at the Milwaukee Art Museum, I heard John Flansburgh sing “TIME…..IS MARCHING ON. AND TIME…IS STILL MARCHING ON.” @tmbg.bsky.social
Guaranteed moneymaking idea: A daily “get ready with me” video, but it’s just the exact same 5-minute hair and makeup routine as I listen to Slayer.
September 17, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Guaranteed moneymaking idea: A daily “get ready with me” video, but it’s just the exact same 5-minute hair and makeup routine as I listen to Slayer.
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shoutout to tumblr user kleinergeist for this post which is going straight into my powerpoint for Grendel day in my monster class this week
September 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
shoutout to tumblr user kleinergeist for this post which is going straight into my powerpoint for Grendel day in my monster class this week
A sunflower in dramatic lighting almost looks unreal. So imposing and fuzzy.
#flowers #sunflowers #night #nighttime
#flowers #sunflowers #night #nighttime
September 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
A sunflower in dramatic lighting almost looks unreal. So imposing and fuzzy.
#flowers #sunflowers #night #nighttime
#flowers #sunflowers #night #nighttime