Do you have any idea how fucking evil you have to be for Nestle to be the good guy in a lawsuit?

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The Trump administration has placed two top security chiefs at the U.S. Agency for International Development on leave after they resisted turning over classified material in restricted areas to Elon Musk’s staffers. America, please stand with us—we are fighting to defend this country!

Can always count on the Dems to bring a banana to a gun fight.

As a casual non-white observer, it’s so bizarre to see folks work so hard to try to prove their superiority over someone like me when they could spend that time actually bettering their own lives and…I don’t know, be happy instead of miserable fucks.

We are experiencing an unusually high volume of face-eating. Please hold for the next available leopard.

➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years

Making America Great Again!

coffee shops should have more seasonal flavors. october is pumpkin spice, december is peppermint, january is existential dread

Congrats. You played yourself.

Well, at least Pete Hegseth is cured of his alcoholism.

If Elon Musk wasn't doing what we all saw him doing, he would come out and clarify. Instead, he's doubled down.

Watched Twisters again on an airplane yesterday and am even madder than I was before that there's no kiss at the end. They're violating the elemental laws of movies that when you have a slightly shy, bookish woman unimpressed by the cocksure bravado of a male suitor, that they MUST hook up.

New to this app, can someone please explain why there are so many raccoons? Is it just me? Why does this app keep showing them to me? I am mystified 🦝

I had a friend who as a joke would push me into the street then pull me back and say “saved your life!”

I never found it funny at all

Anyway, TikTok is back

someone on tiktok said, “we’ve got 7 lex luthors and no superman,” and i can’t stop thinking about it

“I never downloaded TikTok anyway”

Here you go goofy ho

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Trump hated TikTok (because China) until it helped him win an election (as even he acknowledges) and now he’s going to save it and take a victory lap. So he’ll have X, TikTok, Insta, and Facebook all working on his behalf. That’s a big difference between now and 2017.

Twitter was taken over, no more TikTok. Fuck it, I'm getting a flip phone and map quest and I can't take this shit anymore.