Ely Freaky Fairy Bottom
@elyeathea.bsky.social
Wrestled my demons once... there was jello... it got weird. ALWAYS a joke. You can't touch my dimples. Love child of ScarJo & Chucky.
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I feel like I’m in okay shape as long as I don’t look in a mirror or wear pants or sit down, ever.
August 15, 2023 at 12:25 AM
I feel like I’m in okay shape as long as I don’t look in a mirror or wear pants or sit down, ever.
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Don't just stand there, help me. This molehill isn't going to make a mountain out of itself.
August 11, 2023 at 12:47 AM
Don't just stand there, help me. This molehill isn't going to make a mountain out of itself.
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All cookies are "bite size" if you believe in yourself.
May 15, 2023 at 1:05 AM
All cookies are "bite size" if you believe in yourself.
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I want to be reincarnated as a cat and slap the shit out of everyone
August 13, 2023 at 9:02 PM
I want to be reincarnated as a cat and slap the shit out of everyone
My sex tape is just me, looking for my glasses in fast motion to the Benny Hill theme tune, only to find them on my head in the end scene.
August 14, 2023 at 5:05 PM
My sex tape is just me, looking for my glasses in fast motion to the Benny Hill theme tune, only to find them on my head in the end scene.
Kinda want to join a sex cult ... but I'm over 40 so I think I've missed my shot.
August 13, 2023 at 5:44 PM
Kinda want to join a sex cult ... but I'm over 40 so I think I've missed my shot.
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me: everyone should be comfortable in their own skin :)
my brain: except for you
me: except for me :)
my brain: except for you
me: except for me :)
August 1, 2023 at 5:59 PM
me: everyone should be comfortable in their own skin :)
my brain: except for you
me: except for me :)
my brain: except for you
me: except for me :)
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Me saying "ugh, could you not" but I'm talking about myself existing
August 6, 2023 at 10:36 PM
Me saying "ugh, could you not" but I'm talking about myself existing
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I thought I would know more stuff by now.
August 8, 2023 at 1:17 AM
I thought I would know more stuff by now.
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Me: *complains*
Them: what're you going to do about it
Me: ...do...about it?
Them: what're you going to do about it
Me: ...do...about it?
August 8, 2023 at 12:21 AM
Me: *complains*
Them: what're you going to do about it
Me: ...do...about it?
Them: what're you going to do about it
Me: ...do...about it?
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I love this. There's a whole group of people who I get to block all over again!
August 8, 2023 at 4:12 AM
I love this. There's a whole group of people who I get to block all over again!
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me: I quit, here's my badge and gun
zookeeper: your what
zookeeper: your what
August 8, 2023 at 2:27 AM
me: I quit, here's my badge and gun
zookeeper: your what
zookeeper: your what