chad
@badboy.bsky.social
just a dude hanging out. badboychadhoy on twitter. Married to my wife who I love btw
Gotta say not enough porn is passing the bechdel test for me
November 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Gotta say not enough porn is passing the bechdel test for me
Something about women with big ol’ butts that I’m tired of staying silent on is that them farts are LOUD
November 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Something about women with big ol’ butts that I’m tired of staying silent on is that them farts are LOUD
I’m serious this time I’m actually gonna use bluesky
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I’m serious this time I’m actually gonna use bluesky
Something I feel should probably be illegal but seems to be fine is when a company makes you take an aptitude test as part of the application process
October 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Something I feel should probably be illegal but seems to be fine is when a company makes you take an aptitude test as part of the application process
my literal wife who married me and loves me called me sexy four days ago and I’m still riding that high
September 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
my literal wife who married me and loves me called me sexy four days ago and I’m still riding that high
nosferhawktua — has anyone had this thought? just me?
September 7, 2025 at 5:01 AM
nosferhawktua — has anyone had this thought? just me?
I feel for republicans. Gotta be tough to be playing the “Is the guy I built my personality around for the last decade the subject of a worldwide conspiracy to frame him as a pedophile or is he just a pedophile” game constantly
September 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I feel for republicans. Gotta be tough to be playing the “Is the guy I built my personality around for the last decade the subject of a worldwide conspiracy to frame him as a pedophile or is he just a pedophile” game constantly
I don’t think I’ve ever seen so many people who don’t watch SNL be so upset about the new SNL cast members
September 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I don’t think I’ve ever seen so many people who don’t watch SNL be so upset about the new SNL cast members
I thought legalizing gambling would be cool but once again capitalism has sucked all of the fun out of being a degenerate
September 4, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I thought legalizing gambling would be cool but once again capitalism has sucked all of the fun out of being a degenerate
jacking off to Lola Bunny call that a Gooney Tune
August 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
jacking off to Lola Bunny call that a Gooney Tune
I wish the block button killed the person I was blocking
June 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I wish the block button killed the person I was blocking
Actually feel really bad for Bethesda and the Oblivion remaster because it got completely overshadowed by the best game to be released since Oblivion came out the first time
May 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Actually feel really bad for Bethesda and the Oblivion remaster because it got completely overshadowed by the best game to be released since Oblivion came out the first time
look at my dog lawyer I’m going to jail 😭😭
April 16, 2025 at 3:49 PM
look at my dog lawyer I’m going to jail 😭😭
Aside from the obvious reasons that it’s stupid, the gay son or thot daughter debate makes no sense. What makes you think your gay son couldn’t be a thot? If you don’t care you need to be asking yourself why you want to have sex so bad but also get mad when women have sex
April 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Aside from the obvious reasons that it’s stupid, the gay son or thot daughter debate makes no sense. What makes you think your gay son couldn’t be a thot? If you don’t care you need to be asking yourself why you want to have sex so bad but also get mad when women have sex
If pee isn’t stored in the balls then why does it make more pee come out when I push my balls up while peeing ?
March 30, 2025 at 6:53 AM
If pee isn’t stored in the balls then why does it make more pee come out when I push my balls up while peeing ?
just got back from my first shift at the aura farm and nobody knew you
March 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
just got back from my first shift at the aura farm and nobody knew you
My body does not know the difference between being held at gunpoint and scrolling the LinkedIn timeline for even five minutes
March 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
My body does not know the difference between being held at gunpoint and scrolling the LinkedIn timeline for even five minutes
There should be a sandwich that’s native to Chicago called the Sosa Sammy
March 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
There should be a sandwich that’s native to Chicago called the Sosa Sammy
Thinking about asking sabrina carpenter with black hair to play R.E.P.O. with me
March 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Thinking about asking sabrina carpenter with black hair to play R.E.P.O. with me
Shoutout to ancient Greek poet Sappho for inventing being gay. That shit rocks
March 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Shoutout to ancient Greek poet Sappho for inventing being gay. That shit rocks
AI being shoehorned into every app you ever touch isn’t annoying at all. It’s actually fucking awesome if you’re stupid as fuck
March 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
AI being shoehorned into every app you ever touch isn’t annoying at all. It’s actually fucking awesome if you’re stupid as fuck
Alright I’m so serious about posting skeets now please don’t give up on me
February 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Alright I’m so serious about posting skeets now please don’t give up on me
Making my Friday night pilgrimage to the beer store to buy beer I love this little life
December 14, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Making my Friday night pilgrimage to the beer store to buy beer I love this little life
We can **** as many CEOs as we want but I fear it won’t change much because the issue is more systemic than that. They can be replaced by someone who will sell out the working class just as much. Not saying it’s not a good first step though tbh it’s been pretty effective
December 9, 2024 at 3:18 PM
We can **** as many CEOs as we want but I fear it won’t change much because the issue is more systemic than that. They can be replaced by someone who will sell out the working class just as much. Not saying it’s not a good first step though tbh it’s been pretty effective
Watching the Thanksgiving Day parade for the first time ever and wow this shit fucking sucks. Like, embarrassingly American — so commercialized and soulless it’s insane man
November 28, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Watching the Thanksgiving Day parade for the first time ever and wow this shit fucking sucks. Like, embarrassingly American — so commercialized and soulless it’s insane man