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I've been listening to Sweeney Todd a lot recently and some days I'll have lines like "by the beautiful sea" stuck in my head and other days I'll have "SMELLS LIKE PISS, THIS IS PISS"
November 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I just saw the trailer for Windswept and yeah I guess I’m ready to pay $17 for a duck and frog version of Donkey Kong Country
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Sydney Sweeney https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-sydney-sweeney/
November 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
did you know mischa barton has a franchise of movies (well, two so far) where she's like a miss marple or poirot
November 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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these are not even the files lol
November 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
the hype is real
10 days until new video
November 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I’m sure glad that we live in a country that will definitely make sure to punish the people that have done crimes
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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from: orders@amazon.com
to: jeevacation@gmail.com

Your Amazon order is expected to deliver today. This email was sent from an address that cannot accept incoming email. Please do not reply to this message.

from: jeevacation@gmail.com
to: orders@amazon.com

wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I played the Raccoin demo and I could immediately feel the money falling out of my wallet in the future and also all my free time
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I get this little maddening twinge whenever I get an email from like a manager or something at work that’s written poorly, like hey, we’re at work, put a little effort in.

All of these Epstein emails are written terribly and explain a lot
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
are these the Epstein files or are these just like…previews
November 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
oh the steam machine is supposed to be over a thousand dollars? never mind i'm good actually
November 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
this is because i purchased a steam deck one week ago
Announcing: New @steampowered.com Hardware, coming in 2026:

Steam Controller
Steam Machine
Steam Frame. 

Watch our jazzy announcement video and wishlist now: steampowered.com/hardware
Steam Hardware
The Steam Hardware family officially expands in early 2026.
steampowered.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
i've never heard epstein's voice but i imagine him as don dimelo
November 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
i want you to know, i almost bought powerwash simulator so many times that i must have tricked them into releasing it on apple arcade
November 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I need people to figure out how to get the Raccoin demo running on steam deck
November 12, 2025 at 6:43 AM
oh damn i'm gonna buy lumines tonight sorry every other game i owen
November 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
i'd be more than happy to work on a script for this after i finish my other idea, The Last Starfighter Except It's Star Wars
the answer to the james bond problem is to set it in the same universe as the movie Yesterday so that you know it's different. james bond is alive in this universe because the beatles didn't exist. and also there's no cigarettes
November 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
the answer to the james bond problem is to set it in the same universe as the movie Yesterday so that you know it's different. james bond is alive in this universe because the beatles didn't exist. and also there's no cigarettes
November 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
so far I’ve had bad luck trying to run Tron 2.0 from Gog and Celeste from itch on the steam deck but I will keep trying
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
every time I think I figured out the scope of Blue Prince something even crazier happens
November 11, 2025 at 6:27 AM
a steam deck is like having a really cool nintendo switch that you have to tinker with all the time
November 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
was I supposed to be buying Funko pops for their value this entire time or just because I liked having little vinyl dudes
November 10, 2025 at 5:35 AM
a lot of people criticize the movie Prometheus because of the stupid decisions made by the characters. anyway here’s a man in real life poking the worlds largest spiderweb with 111,000 spiders in it
World's biggest spiderweb discovered inside 'Sulfur Cave' with 111,000 arachnids living in pitch black.

www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
November 8, 2025 at 6:37 AM