vault dwell-roy
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i was at the LA Kings game last night and Danielle Fishel started the second period by beating a huge drum and I realize now that this was the closest I'm ever going to get to finding out the truth behind Shrimp Cereal
April 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
i was at the LA Kings game last night and Danielle Fishel started the second period by beating a huge drum and I realize now that this was the closest I'm ever going to get to finding out the truth behind Shrimp Cereal
my wife purchased me a Lunch Crock Pot that I can plug in at my desk because she respects my desire to never go into the main break room
January 12, 2026 at 5:30 PM
my wife purchased me a Lunch Crock Pot that I can plug in at my desk because she respects my desire to never go into the main break room
i know gamestop is a terrible dying company but this is just a reminder that i fully bought a gamestop pro membership right after buying super mario galaxy 1 and 2 and have never used one of the coupons because they closed the two gamestops closest to me
January 12, 2026 at 5:19 PM
i know gamestop is a terrible dying company but this is just a reminder that i fully bought a gamestop pro membership right after buying super mario galaxy 1 and 2 and have never used one of the coupons because they closed the two gamestops closest to me
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Believe or Do Not! A new episode is here! Time to rip a 360 earphone grab and shred a fakey hearslide into.. like uh, an enjoygrind to kick.. relax. I don't know. Enjoy the episode! #FinishIt finishitpod.com/2026/01/10/e...
Ep. 346. Skateboard Champion: Week 5 That’s Some Show
This week, Chris’ fears come to life before his very eyes, Matt makes an impression on some dangerous dudes, somebody’s ending makes them a little sick to their stomach, and Krampus dro…
finishitpod.com
January 10, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Believe or Do Not! A new episode is here! Time to rip a 360 earphone grab and shred a fakey hearslide into.. like uh, an enjoygrind to kick.. relax. I don't know. Enjoy the episode! #FinishIt finishitpod.com/2026/01/10/e...
jd vance is saying all this terrible stuff so that he doesn’t go down in history as the guy that couldn’t pick a donut
he’s a monster
he’s a monster
January 9, 2026 at 7:37 PM
jd vance is saying all this terrible stuff so that he doesn’t go down in history as the guy that couldn’t pick a donut
he’s a monster
he’s a monster
i'm watching avatar 2 at work because i didn't get around to it when it came out or when it went to streaming and now my father in law wants us to go see fire and ash. he's also expressed interest in greenland 2 so now i have to...rewatch greenland also??
January 9, 2026 at 5:10 PM
i'm watching avatar 2 at work because i didn't get around to it when it came out or when it went to streaming and now my father in law wants us to go see fire and ash. he's also expressed interest in greenland 2 so now i have to...rewatch greenland also??
it's not rude to hang up on a telemarketer it's actually being respectful of their time
January 9, 2026 at 4:55 PM
it's not rude to hang up on a telemarketer it's actually being respectful of their time
please don’t tell James Cameron I’m watching avatar 2 on my phone, at work, with one earbud in
January 9, 2026 at 4:14 PM
please don’t tell James Cameron I’m watching avatar 2 on my phone, at work, with one earbud in
nobody prepared me for the cute little stop motion robot in robocop
January 9, 2026 at 12:23 AM
nobody prepared me for the cute little stop motion robot in robocop
anyway i just made myself some "supercalm" drink and i'm watching robocop
January 8, 2026 at 10:48 PM
anyway i just made myself some "supercalm" drink and i'm watching robocop
today would have been ten years since we'd adopted our pup :(
January 8, 2026 at 10:13 PM
today would have been ten years since we'd adopted our pup :(
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The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:07 PM
The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
day four of the mushroom coffee. i think i like the taste now. also, let's just say that i doubt the digestive properties. for...reasons.
i've switched to mushroom coffee on a trial basis and aside from the supposed digestive help and anxiety relief, it also has the benefit of tasting worse and not waking me up
January 8, 2026 at 4:51 PM
day four of the mushroom coffee. i think i like the taste now. also, let's just say that i doubt the digestive properties. for...reasons.
the funniest thing is I told myself I was trying to be a more positive person this year and by all counts it's also terrible
January 8, 2026 at 12:41 AM
the funniest thing is I told myself I was trying to be a more positive person this year and by all counts it's also terrible
this is the kind of sick person that apparently half the country loves. they love this murderer and they like what he did and they like that he's being shitty about it and they probably would like him to shoot other minorities. this is the country now
Kyle Rittenhouse is taking a victory lap on Twitter and I am about ready to go postal
January 7, 2026 at 11:05 PM
this is the kind of sick person that apparently half the country loves. they love this murderer and they like what he did and they like that he's being shitty about it and they probably would like him to shoot other minorities. this is the country now
conformity gate has infected TMDB which really was a surprise when @getsequel.app showed a new stranger things episode www.themoviedb.org/tv/66732-str...
Stranger Things 5
The fall of 1987. Hawkins is scarred by rifts. Vecna has vanished and the government has placed the town under military quarantine, forcing Eleven back into hiding. To end this nightmare, they'll need...
www.themoviedb.org
January 7, 2026 at 5:39 PM
conformity gate has infected TMDB which really was a surprise when @getsequel.app showed a new stranger things episode www.themoviedb.org/tv/66732-str...
anyway I’ve calmed down after playing like an hour of Tiny Bookshop. so I guess this is a recommendation for Tiny Bookshop.
sooo a semi truck did a hit and run on me by almost running me off the freeway (pushed me into the shoulder) and drove off and I followed him for a long time, I tried to get his attention to no avail and ended up calling my wife and relaying all his info to her. I’m ok, car is damaged, I’m very mad!
January 7, 2026 at 6:41 AM
anyway I’ve calmed down after playing like an hour of Tiny Bookshop. so I guess this is a recommendation for Tiny Bookshop.
sooo a semi truck did a hit and run on me by almost running me off the freeway (pushed me into the shoulder) and drove off and I followed him for a long time, I tried to get his attention to no avail and ended up calling my wife and relaying all his info to her. I’m ok, car is damaged, I’m very mad!
January 7, 2026 at 6:40 AM
sooo a semi truck did a hit and run on me by almost running me off the freeway (pushed me into the shoulder) and drove off and I followed him for a long time, I tried to get his attention to no avail and ended up calling my wife and relaying all his info to her. I’m ok, car is damaged, I’m very mad!
are they legally ready to mingle?
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are divorced and legally single.
A Nashville, Tennessee, judge issued an order dissolving the 19-year marriage of the Oscar-winning actor and the Grammy-winning country singer. https://cnn.it/49Jnrrq
A Nashville, Tennessee, judge issued an order dissolving the 19-year marriage of the Oscar-winning actor and the Grammy-winning country singer. https://cnn.it/49Jnrrq
January 7, 2026 at 3:09 AM
are they legally ready to mingle?
you know, when i started watching predator badlands, i didn't realize elle fanning's robot character would be the comic relief
January 6, 2026 at 10:45 PM
you know, when i started watching predator badlands, i didn't realize elle fanning's robot character would be the comic relief
i'm not superstitious but i'd be wary of blaming a dead guy!
there's a manager at our company that made an error, then tried to blame our department, then tried to blame his dead regional manager for receiving two emails from him and forwarding us the wrong one, not realizing that we're IT and we can just...check
January 6, 2026 at 8:38 PM
i'm not superstitious but i'd be wary of blaming a dead guy!
there's a manager at our company that made an error, then tried to blame our department, then tried to blame his dead regional manager for receiving two emails from him and forwarding us the wrong one, not realizing that we're IT and we can just...check
January 6, 2026 at 8:33 PM
there's a manager at our company that made an error, then tried to blame our department, then tried to blame his dead regional manager for receiving two emails from him and forwarding us the wrong one, not realizing that we're IT and we can just...check
the stranger things “extra episode” theory is bonkers.
not saying that it’s true or false but it’s bonkers
not saying that it’s true or false but it’s bonkers
January 6, 2026 at 8:27 PM
the stranger things “extra episode” theory is bonkers.
not saying that it’s true or false but it’s bonkers
not saying that it’s true or false but it’s bonkers
i've switched to mushroom coffee on a trial basis and aside from the supposed digestive help and anxiety relief, it also has the benefit of tasting worse and not waking me up
January 6, 2026 at 5:45 PM
i've switched to mushroom coffee on a trial basis and aside from the supposed digestive help and anxiety relief, it also has the benefit of tasting worse and not waking me up