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this is because i purchased a steam deck one week ago
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November 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
i've never heard epstein's voice but i imagine him as don dimelo
November 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
i want you to know, i almost bought powerwash simulator so many times that i must have tricked them into releasing it on apple arcade
November 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I need people to figure out how to get the Raccoin demo running on steam deck
November 12, 2025 at 6:43 AM
oh damn i'm gonna buy lumines tonight sorry every other game i owen
November 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
i'd be more than happy to work on a script for this after i finish my other idea, The Last Starfighter Except It's Star Wars
the answer to the james bond problem is to set it in the same universe as the movie Yesterday so that you know it's different. james bond is alive in this universe because the beatles didn't exist. and also there's no cigarettes
November 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
the answer to the james bond problem is to set it in the same universe as the movie Yesterday so that you know it's different. james bond is alive in this universe because the beatles didn't exist. and also there's no cigarettes
November 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
so far I’ve had bad luck trying to run Tron 2.0 from Gog and Celeste from itch on the steam deck but I will keep trying
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
every time I think I figured out the scope of Blue Prince something even crazier happens
November 11, 2025 at 6:27 AM
a steam deck is like having a really cool nintendo switch that you have to tinker with all the time
November 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
was I supposed to be buying Funko pops for their value this entire time or just because I liked having little vinyl dudes
November 10, 2025 at 5:35 AM
a lot of people criticize the movie Prometheus because of the stupid decisions made by the characters. anyway here’s a man in real life poking the worlds largest spiderweb with 111,000 spiders in it
World's biggest spiderweb discovered inside 'Sulfur Cave' with 111,000 arachnids living in pitch black.

www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
November 8, 2025 at 6:37 AM
the "do you think a depressed person could make this" meme from parks and rec, and it's a picture of me paying money for the game where you roll an egg around a chicken coop
November 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
oh sonic has a weird drm? forget that
can't decide if i want to try sonic frontiers, that egg game, or baby steps
November 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
can't decide if i want to try sonic frontiers, that egg game, or baby steps
November 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
the gag with the chyron on the tv when carol's on the phone is very good
i almost forgot to watch The Rhea Seehorn show today
November 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
i almost forgot to watch The Rhea Seehorn show today
November 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
and they actually read out all the questions and if you get it right sometimes you get to watch a sub-480i clip of the show
the friends trivia video game has voice acting by the real Gunther and maybe the real Janice and I hope they didn’t really make Elliott Gould record lines but I think they may have.

the scoring system is bonkers and it led to us answering like 70 questions in “single round” mode
i've been looking for a game my wife and i can play with the steam deck plugged into the TV, and I think i found it
November 7, 2025 at 6:22 AM
the friends trivia video game has voice acting by the real Gunther and maybe the real Janice and I hope they didn’t really make Elliott Gould record lines but I think they may have.

the scoring system is bonkers and it led to us answering like 70 questions in “single round” mode
i've been looking for a game my wife and i can play with the steam deck plugged into the TV, and I think i found it
November 7, 2025 at 6:21 AM
this is not a joke, i am actually putting this on there
i've been looking for a game my wife and i can play with the steam deck plugged into the TV, and I think i found it
November 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
i've been looking for a game my wife and i can play with the steam deck plugged into the TV, and I think i found it
November 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I’d love an official NHL game for the steam deck but apparently the closest thing you can get is a hockey roguelike where you can get like, magic powers

I just want to play as the LA kings with quick in goal
November 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
there used to be a local sandwich place across the street from my house that had my favorite sandwich in the world and it closed down after I got married and I think about it often and this news is not helping
November 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
also "i want a dog" by weezer
also "maybe man"
on the topic of AJR if your dog dies please do not ever read the lyrics to “a dog song”
November 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
also "maybe man"
on the topic of AJR if your dog dies please do not ever read the lyrics to “a dog song”
November 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM