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i've been looking for a game my wife and i can play with the steam deck plugged into the TV, and I think i found it
the north american cover art for the playstation 2 game "FRIENDS: The One With All the Trivia"
November 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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here's an egregious example. I don't know what's worse, the fact that he feels the need to explain what movie it is, the way he does it, or the quotation marks around "sex scene"
“That one’s Sally. He’s Harry. I named them after my favorite movie.” Sasha pointed to an old movie poster hanging nearby. “Dr. Gessner got me that.” The film title was in Russian, but Langdon recognized Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal standing face-to-face against the New York skyline. He’d never seen the classic When Harry Met Sally, but he’d heard about the famous “sex scene” in a New York deli.
October 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
elroy.bsky.social
I need one of these little guys
a screenshot from the movie The Conversation featuring a man holding a small reel to reel recording device
October 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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I’ve just received a very lucrative offer
a screenshot of a preview of an email from “Mr. Kevin Kutnink” with no subject, received yesterday. the preview says: “Hello, 1 am reaching out here to extend an invitation to you, to join the Illuminati”
October 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
elroy.bsky.social
folks, things are about to get real spicy around here
a screenshot from etsy of the price of an item called the "Make EVERYONE HATE HIM Spell" it's in 9 carts it's $16.65 on sale from $22.20, 25% off Sale ends on September 22
September 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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I want one.
August 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
elroy.bsky.social
is that just a quote taken from this event
bob odenkirk and david cross playing super smash bros. melee on the gamecube at sundance
July 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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it’s not okay to ask me questions like this, burger king
an email from the sender Burger King, with the subject line asking “are you a Float GOAT?” with an Olympic medal emoji and a trophy emoji
July 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
elroy.bsky.social
hoo boy
a screenshot from r/SherlockHolmes, from 6 hours ago, by a user named Andrei1958. CONTEXT ADDED: this is the sherlock holmes subreddit. the subject is: Here's a question for female readers: Would you marry Sherlock Holmes? the text at the bottom reads: Why or why not?
June 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
elroy.bsky.social
at least they didn't elect pope lawrence III
a screenshot from pokemon the movie 2000, of the character lawrence III
May 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
elroy.bsky.social
writing a review on hotels.com like
a two panel meme. first panel is a line of text. a checked off checkbox next to the sentence "show my name with review:" the next panel is a screenshot from Game of Thrones, where Lady Olenna says "I want her to know it was me"
April 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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if you haven't seen severance, imagine the horror that you feel when looking at this picture and multiply it by two seasons of television
a sign at a supermarket for an employee pizza party. the sign has a photo of a pizza on it. it reads: "Pizza Party!! Friday 3.14.2025. 12pm-5pm in the breakroom. $5 for Two Slices"
March 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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one of my favorite #tapestryapp filters I created for slashfilm
a picture of a filter in the rss app Tapestry for the website Slashfilm that filters out the word ‘Sheldon’
February 24, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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going to start a blog with headlines like this and the article just explains that there were actually writers for every episode
a headline from a blog that says “Was Seinfeld Improvised? Here’s the truth” with an arrow pointing to the right
February 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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a picture of the luigi hat from the animal crossing video game series
February 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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the domino meme. small domino: "Atsuko Sato posts a picture of a dog she adopted" large domino: "The US Treasury is hijacked by a billionaire"
February 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
elroy.bsky.social
topher grace could play old rivers cuomo
topher grace looking like old rivers cuomo
December 11, 2024 at 6:04 PM
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I’m sorry you must have me confused with this guy
The Producer from Magic School Bus, whose job it was to handle pedants
December 6, 2024 at 2:20 AM
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hope this happens to him for real
arnold from magic school bus, the space episode, where he takes off his helmet and his head freezes
December 6, 2024 at 12:58 AM
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logging into anydesk to control a user's computer to reset a password that they swear they didn't type incorrectly
screenshot from the movie the dark knight, a prisoner saying "give it to me, and i'll do what you should've did 10 minutes ago"
December 4, 2024 at 8:45 PM
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👀
a screenshot of my current follows count, which shows I’m following 499 people. full text: elroy (the sweater avatar) @elroy.bsky.social 150 followers 499 following 3.1K posts
November 28, 2024 at 1:49 AM
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i think i figured out why she crashed
a picture of the text of a news article: "‘Amelia Earhart’s plane’ was just rocks, exploration company says" dated Monday, November 25 2024 at 11:02 AM credited to Addy Bink
November 26, 2024 at 12:36 AM
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SPOILERS
picture of text that says: "real nervous that the smile monster is gonna get dylan gelula" "ah dang it"
November 20, 2024 at 8:08 PM
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now reading: Notes on a Nervous Planet - Matt Haig 📚💙
cover art of Notes on a Nervous Planet by Matt Haig, author of How to Stop Time. the pull quote at the top says "Take Notes on a Nervous Planet twice daily, with or without food. Crammed with wisdom, insight, love, and wit." - Stephen Fry
November 12, 2024 at 6:56 PM
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now reading: the treasure hunters club by tom ryan 💙📚
the cover for the book "the treasure hunters club: a mystery" by tom ryan. the title is written in black text on a red background outlined with blue dlowery designes, and featuring images of a laptop, a skull, a bottle, a map, a treasure chest, a camera, a sailboat, and a metal detector
November 5, 2024 at 6:53 PM