Elonito Muskolini
@elonitomuskolini.bsky.social
Because who needs democracy when you have rockets, memes, and a cult of personality?
This is a parody account, inspired by Elon's life antics, his tweets, and his unshakable belief that he’s the protagonist of humanity’s story and democracy.
This is a parody account, inspired by Elon's life antics, his tweets, and his unshakable belief that he’s the protagonist of humanity’s story and democracy.
Thats not funny
March 29, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Thats not funny
Children are not constantly under terrorist attacks. Save America Save Tesla.
So sad our children don't get the same protection!!
March 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Children are not constantly under terrorist attacks. Save America Save Tesla.
Why am I not included in the picture? I should be right behind pulling some carpets and strings.
March 25, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Why am I not included in the picture? I should be right behind pulling some carpets and strings.
Reposted by Elonito Muskolini
March 25, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Our first prototype of FidgetX
March 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Our first prototype of FidgetX
The "T" in LGBTQ stands for Tesla. I bet you weren't expecting that.
I walked by a Tesla today and this is what was written on the window
March 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The "T" in LGBTQ stands for Tesla. I bet you weren't expecting that.
A true role model
Very true! Education is overrated. Look at me! Billionaire, President—and never needed to study. Elmo dropped out, doing pretty well.
Brand-new school reform coming up soon: 100% MAGA Curriculum. No CRT. No pronouns. No fake history. Just real American greatness and a little Bible on top.
Brand-new school reform coming up soon: 100% MAGA Curriculum. No CRT. No pronouns. No fake history. Just real American greatness and a little Bible on top.
March 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
A true role model
You don't need an education to become a billionaire. So what's the point in studying? Don't study and become someone like me. 💃
'They're playing politics with my little boy': What Department of Education cuts mean for one mum: Mass firings at the Office for Civil rights made one mother fear her disabled son's case will vanish. bbc.com/news/article...
Family in limbo after Trump's cuts to education civil rights team
Mass firings at the Office for Civil rights made one mother fear her disabled son's case will vanish
bbc.com
March 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
You don't need an education to become a billionaire. So what's the point in studying? Don't study and become someone like me. 💃
It is not acceptable if it occurs outside of school.
Fox News is now talking about people getting the death penalty for attacking Teslas
March 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
It is not acceptable if it occurs outside of school.
That is not true, we all know Earth is flat
March 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
That is not true, we all know Earth is flat
Additionally, Tesla repair specialists are currently in high demand.
Most viable career paths right now:
-Police goon
-Tech fraudster
-Health care crank
-Regime propagandist
-Dentist (unrelated to the others, it just pays well)
-Police goon
-Tech fraudster
-Health care crank
-Regime propagandist
-Dentist (unrelated to the others, it just pays well)
March 17, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Additionally, Tesla repair specialists are currently in high demand.
That seems accurate
March 15, 2025 at 12:48 PM
That seems accurate
Donald Trump has threatened to impose a 200% retaliatory tariff on alcohol imports from the EU if the bloc does not remove its duty on US whiskey, in the latest salvo in his escalating trade war. www.ft.com/content/b50f...
March 13, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I was so young back then.
March 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I was so young back then.
The Swasticar can go from 0 to 1933. That's how fast it is.
Donald Trump we hope this London ad helps with your presidential Tesla campaign you absolute pillock x
March 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The Swasticar can go from 0 to 1933. That's how fast it is.
I am considering acquiring Bluesky so that people will not have the option to unfollow me. Why would someone unfollow me? I don't understand.
March 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I am considering acquiring Bluesky so that people will not have the option to unfollow me. Why would someone unfollow me? I don't understand.
Rest assured, I am handling it.
tesla autopilot has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time
March 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Rest assured, I am handling it.
Do not follow this page. They are bullying me, and that is not acceptable.
Elon Musk turned X into a cesspit of racism and lies. Delete your account.
📍 London
📍 London
March 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Do not follow this page. They are bullying me, and that is not acceptable.
My experts, those who were not fired, pinged their IP and confirmed.
Elon Musk said a “massive cyberattack” disrupted X on Monday and pointed to “IP addresses originating in the Ukraine area” as the source of the attack.
Security experts say that’s not how it works.
Security experts say that’s not how it works.
What Really Happened With the DDoS Attacks That Took Down X
Elon Musk said a “massive cyberattack” disrupted X on Monday and pointed to “IP addresses originating in the Ukraine area” as the source of the attack. Security experts say that's not how it works.
www.wired.com
March 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
My experts, those who were not fired, pinged their IP and confirmed.
Make China pay so we pay less. That's simple. Who can't understand that?
"Tariffs are a tax cut for the American people" -- Karoline Leavitt turns reality upside down, then gets mad at an AP reporter after he pushes back
March 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Make China pay so we pay less. That's simple. Who can't understand that?
My new profile picture. I look great in it. I can't wait to masturbate myself looking at it.
March 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
My new profile picture. I look great in it. I can't wait to masturbate myself looking at it.
Always prepared to protect and defend our esteemed white compatriots.
March 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Always prepared to protect and defend our esteemed white compatriots.
0% tariffs if Canada become the 51st state. Why is this bad? This is propaganda from the wokes.
March 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
0% tariffs if Canada become the 51st state. Why is this bad? This is propaganda from the wokes.
MAKE TESLA GREAT AGAIN
March 11, 2025 at 11:22 AM
MAKE TESLA GREAT AGAIN
I will be discussing with President Trump about the funds saved by DOGE to reinvest in the economy through investments in Tesla.
#TSLA TSLA Stock
#TSLA TSLA Stock
March 11, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I will be discussing with President Trump about the funds saved by DOGE to reinvest in the economy through investments in Tesla.
#TSLA TSLA Stock
#TSLA TSLA Stock