The Emperor of the United States 👑
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Parody of the cult 45
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Have you ever wondered what would happen if you put a loud, slightly unhinged, borderline narcissistic genius in charge of the greatest country on Earth?
Well, wonder no more. You’re living it! YUGE success, unprecedented greatness, and a little bit of chaos—but hey, it’s working pretty well!
Well, wonder no more. You’re living it! YUGE success, unprecedented greatness, and a little bit of chaos—but hey, it’s working pretty well!
They know how much I love gold! 🪙
Or they'll use my vanity to get me impeached and removed as president.
#Potus #Trump #Gold #Corruption #Bribe
Or they'll use my vanity to get me impeached and removed as president.
#Potus #Trump #Gold #Corruption #Bribe
November 18, 2025 at 10:10 AM
They know how much I love gold! 🪙
Or they'll use my vanity to get me impeached and removed as president.
#Potus #Trump #Gold #Corruption #Bribe
Or they'll use my vanity to get me impeached and removed as president.
#Potus #Trump #Gold #Corruption #Bribe
If you missed them, then you are qualified for MAGA lifetmie membership!
November 18, 2025 at 7:58 AM
If you missed them, then you are qualified for MAGA lifetmie membership!
I just blame it on all on Biden, they lack the ability to reason, they blindly believe my words and that's why I love them.
November 18, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I just blame it on all on Biden, they lack the ability to reason, they blindly believe my words and that's why I love them.
LOVE IS IN THE AIR! ♥️
November 17, 2025 at 1:59 PM
LOVE IS IN THE AIR! ♥️
Switzerland really knows how to flatter me with exclusive gifts to get me to lower tariffs. That's exactly how I've been thinking, high tariffs that I'll lower if they flatter me and shower me with expensive gifts.
The US reduced tariffs on Swiss goods from 39% to 15%.
#Trump #Switzerland #Tariffs
The US reduced tariffs on Swiss goods from 39% to 15%.
#Trump #Switzerland #Tariffs
November 17, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Switzerland really knows how to flatter me with exclusive gifts to get me to lower tariffs. That's exactly how I've been thinking, high tariffs that I'll lower if they flatter me and shower me with expensive gifts.
The US reduced tariffs on Swiss goods from 39% to 15%.
#Trump #Switzerland #Tariffs
The US reduced tariffs on Swiss goods from 39% to 15%.
#Trump #Switzerland #Tariffs
#Krasnov files showing me and Bubba! That would be something, wouldn't it? For whom would it be the most humiliating, I have no shame anyway. My voters love me unconditionally, don't they?
Hint, it´s not that Bubba you think, I know you're visualizing it right now, you scumbag.
#Trump #Putin
Hint, it´s not that Bubba you think, I know you're visualizing it right now, you scumbag.
#Trump #Putin
November 17, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I'm actually flattered by Epstein's kind words, Michael Jackson sang "I am bad". After a while we realized what he meant by that. But he's nowhere near as bad as I am, I'm the baddest.
"I have met some very bad people, none as bad as #Trump. Not one decent cell in his body." - Jeffrey #Epstein
"I have met some very bad people, none as bad as #Trump. Not one decent cell in his body." - Jeffrey #Epstein
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 AM
The brutal awakening is here! 😱
November 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The brutal awakening is here! 😱
I just filed the divorce papers.
November 15, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I just filed the divorce papers.
So her relatives were actually here long before us, even before the United States was formed. My proud ICE boys only follow my orders, they have no idea of what they are doing. SAD!
November 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
So her relatives were actually here long before us, even before the United States was formed. My proud ICE boys only follow my orders, they have no idea of what they are doing. SAD!
I say it is a hoax, a fabrication, quite simply. But leading Democrats and liberals (my opponents simply) are involved in this hoax, which is, after all, a fabrication by the Democrats themselves. I hope that now everything has become clearer to you, thank you for your interest in this matter
November 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I say it is a hoax, a fabrication, quite simply. But leading Democrats and liberals (my opponents simply) are involved in this hoax, which is, after all, a fabrication by the Democrats themselves. I hope that now everything has become clearer to you, thank you for your interest in this matter
Does anyone think I'm protecting Bill Gates or Bill Clinton from being exposed? Joe Biden maybe? I speak very kindly of him, don't I? Even now that he's seriously ill with cancer, I don't show the slightest empathy for him. I'll throw them to the wolves without hesitation. How stupid can you be?
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Does anyone think I'm protecting Bill Gates or Bill Clinton from being exposed? Joe Biden maybe? I speak very kindly of him, don't I? Even now that he's seriously ill with cancer, I don't show the slightest empathy for him. I'll throw them to the wolves without hesitation. How stupid can you be?
Here is my twin brother that also is named Donald Trump, we look almost identical! He is the one that Epstein is talking about, not me!
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Here is my twin brother that also is named Donald Trump, we look almost identical! He is the one that Epstein is talking about, not me!
And it will cost just as much when a normal president change it back again. So $4 billion in total. Worth every cent!
About half of what it was going to cost to fully fund SNAP in November during the shutdown.
November 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
And it will cost just as much when a normal president change it back again. So $4 billion in total. Worth every cent!
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The Democrats lost the election because they weren't relatable to everyday Americans
Eric Trump: "You can send $500 million worth of bitcoin on a Sunday night at 11pm while having a glass of wine with your wife for virtually zero fees."
November 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The Democrats lost the election because they weren't relatable to everyday Americans
I'm sure I'll go to the history books, in what form I'm not so sure. The peacemaker? The warmonger? The pedophile or the 21st century Marie-Antoinette?
#Trump #Ballroom #WhiteHouse
#Trump #Ballroom #WhiteHouse
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I'm sure I'll go to the history books, in what form I'm not so sure. The peacemaker? The warmonger? The pedophile or the 21st century Marie-Antoinette?
#Trump #Ballroom #WhiteHouse
#Trump #Ballroom #WhiteHouse
Those losers that worked without getting paid should continue to work twice as hard now when the paycheck eventually comes!
HAVE YOU SAID THANK YOU YET? (To me, that is)
HAVE YOU SAID THANK YOU YET? (To me, that is)
November 12, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Those losers that worked without getting paid should continue to work twice as hard now when the paycheck eventually comes!
HAVE YOU SAID THANK YOU YET? (To me, that is)
HAVE YOU SAID THANK YOU YET? (To me, that is)
The only thing Mike really knows is that he must obey me.
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The only thing Mike really knows is that he must obey me.
The promised $5 000 check is now down to $2 000 and that is entirely sleepy Joe Bidens fault (as always when something bad happends).
#Trump #Tariffs #NationalDebt
#Trump #Tariffs #NationalDebt
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The promised $5 000 check is now down to $2 000 and that is entirely sleepy Joe Bidens fault (as always when something bad happends).
#Trump #Tariffs #NationalDebt
#Trump #Tariffs #NationalDebt