Emperor of the United States 👑
@cult45parody.bsky.social
Parody of the cult 45
November 26, 2025 at 9:46 AM
That means that I told them to leak and that I am going to fire him!
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
That means that I told them to leak and that I am going to fire him!
I don't really get what her point is, but it sounds good!
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I don't really get what her point is, but it sounds good!
Yes it is!
November 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Yes it is!
I just tell em it's Joe Bidens fault, they belive me!
November 24, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I just tell em it's Joe Bidens fault, they belive me!
A really good journalist would have of course asked me to define what a good journalist is. Then I would have explained that it is a journalist who asks uncritical questions, flatters me, agrees with me, praises me.
#Trump #Potus #WhiteHouse #Journalism
#Trump #Potus #WhiteHouse #Journalism
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 AM
A really good journalist would have of course asked me to define what a good journalist is. Then I would have explained that it is a journalist who asks uncritical questions, flatters me, agrees with me, praises me.
#Trump #Potus #WhiteHouse #Journalism
#Trump #Potus #WhiteHouse #Journalism
Russia, Nigeria and Bangladesh are strongholds for USA patriotism! Who would have thought that?
November 24, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Russia, Nigeria and Bangladesh are strongholds for USA patriotism! Who would have thought that?
I know, I'm a bit like an old scratched vinyl record that's stuck. This is pretty much what we told Zelensky when we openly showed our disgust for him in the White House before we threw him out.
#Trump #Potus #Ukraine #WhiteHouse
#Trump #Potus #Ukraine #WhiteHouse
November 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I know, I'm a bit like an old scratched vinyl record that's stuck. This is pretty much what we told Zelensky when we openly showed our disgust for him in the White House before we threw him out.
#Trump #Potus #Ukraine #WhiteHouse
#Trump #Potus #Ukraine #WhiteHouse
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
It is a bit funny, when I took office she finally got it right!
#Trump #Potus #USA #WhiteHouse #Marjorie
#Trump #Potus #USA #WhiteHouse #Marjorie
November 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
It is a bit funny, when I took office she finally got it right!
#Trump #Potus #USA #WhiteHouse #Marjorie
#Trump #Potus #USA #WhiteHouse #Marjorie
November 23, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Good call!
November 23, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Good call!
Partial bromance ♥️
November 22, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Partial bromance ♥️
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight, losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've said too much
I haven't said enough
That's me in the spotlight, losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've said too much
I haven't said enough
November 22, 2025 at 10:29 AM
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight, losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've said too much
I haven't said enough
That's me in the spotlight, losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've said too much
I haven't said enough
Not so sure about that, it depends...
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Not so sure about that, it depends...
Europe in a nutshell!
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Europe in a nutshell!
November 21, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I received a peace proposal from Vladimir Putin which I spiced up with some good things for the US (we share the spoils of war) then I just forwarded it to Zelenskyj.
Security guarantees from the US and Russia are worth no more than the toilet paper it is written on as long as I am president.
Security guarantees from the US and Russia are worth no more than the toilet paper it is written on as long as I am president.
November 21, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I received a peace proposal from Vladimir Putin which I spiced up with some good things for the US (we share the spoils of war) then I just forwarded it to Zelenskyj.
Security guarantees from the US and Russia are worth no more than the toilet paper it is written on as long as I am president.
Security guarantees from the US and Russia are worth no more than the toilet paper it is written on as long as I am president.
Many people say I'm talking about myself, but I'm not, I'm not going to tell you who or what I'm referring to. You'll have to figure that out for yourself, but you low IQ people can't.
I had 30 points out of 30 possible on the IQ test, you can't beat that.
I had 30 points out of 30 possible on the IQ test, you can't beat that.
November 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Many people say I'm talking about myself, but I'm not, I'm not going to tell you who or what I'm referring to. You'll have to figure that out for yourself, but you low IQ people can't.
I had 30 points out of 30 possible on the IQ test, you can't beat that.
I had 30 points out of 30 possible on the IQ test, you can't beat that.
It's Obamas fault that this could not happend!
November 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
It's Obamas fault that this could not happend!
You can bet I did that and the MAGA cult would have loved me unconditionally anyway! 👑
November 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
You can bet I did that and the MAGA cult would have loved me unconditionally anyway! 👑
Switzerland gave me a gold bar, a gold watch and gold chocolates, for that they got greatly reduced tariffs. Saudi Arabia, they are on a completely different level! I just love being president, but? When are you going to crown me emperor? I'm still waiting... 👑
#Potus #Trump #F35 #USA #SaudiArabia
#Potus #Trump #F35 #USA #SaudiArabia
November 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Switzerland gave me a gold bar, a gold watch and gold chocolates, for that they got greatly reduced tariffs. Saudi Arabia, they are on a completely different level! I just love being president, but? When are you going to crown me emperor? I'm still waiting... 👑
#Potus #Trump #F35 #USA #SaudiArabia
#Potus #Trump #F35 #USA #SaudiArabia
Mr. Piggy!
November 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Mr. Piggy!
It's so easy to be offended these days, this was like a ordinary day for me, nothing special. I offend people left and right, all year round, day and night. It's taken me all the way to the top, all I need is for you to crown me emperor, I'm still waiting... 👑
#Trump #Potus #Piggy
#Trump #Potus #Piggy
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM