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Emperor of the United States 👑
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Parody of the cult 45
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Have you ever wondered what would happen if you put a loud, slightly unhinged, borderline narcissistic genius in charge of the greatest country on Earth?

Well, wonder no more. You’re living it! YUGE success, unprecedented greatness, and a little bit of chaos—but hey, it’s working pretty well!
MAGAs have such a short memory, shorter than a goldfish so this does not matter at all!
“I’d have no problem releasing the video”

“I didn’t say that, you said that. Fake news.”

5 days apart 😬

(From @therecount.com )
December 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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“Trump proposes a $12 billion aid package for farmers hurt by his own trade policies”

apnews.com/article/trum...

What a shame. 🍿🥤 I can remember a brilliant economist PM that warned about that months ago. But sure believe the guy who bankrupted 7 companies instead.

❤️🍁🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🍁❤️
December 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
This could be one of my proudest moment in my life! I am very sure that every American citizen will remember this (or never forget more likely) Thank you my Mr. Infantile for making this happen!

Finally I got my reward I have longed for!

#Trump #Peace #Fifa #Award #USA #ProudMoments
December 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
What? Don't you think I dare to nominate myself and also be the host that deliver the gold medal to myself? I am totally shameless, I have no problem with that!
REPORTER: Could you imagine receiving a Kennedy Center honor next year?

TRUMP: Yeah, I think I'm going to nominate myself for next year
December 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
It´s not a lie if you belive it!

#Trump #PeacePrize
December 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
It was about time! 🏅

#Robert #Kennedy #Medicine #Prize
December 8, 2025 at 11:27 AM
No project I've ever managed has ever been on budget. If it ever gets completed, it's at least double the promised price and a couple of years later than the promised deadline.

#Trump #Potus #WhiteHouse #Ballroom
December 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Yes
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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His feelings are hurt. He deletes community notes.
December 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
More prizes incoming!
December 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
It's surely is!
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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BREAKING: Vladimir Putin was asked by Russian reporters if he was afraid of any consequences for ignoring Donald Trump’s latest peace plan revisions that aren’t so one-sided against Ukraine, and Putin and the reporters laughed for 16 seconds.
December 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Think for a second about what you say at home around the kitchen table. What you say is what legitimizes me to use your own words. I am a populist, I do what pleases you. It is not my fault, it never is.

#Trump #Rasism
December 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
They are set up for tough choices, refusing orders, resigning or obeying orders and risking prosecution for serious crimes which carries long prison sentences. But that's how it's always been when you work for Donald J Trump. And, if you are lucky, he could pardon you.
December 3, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Live bragging is one of his many weaknesses.
December 3, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Swim he means of course, he has trouble getting his thoughts together sometimes. But he is right, if we hadn't blown them to dust, they could have swim to Mexico or maybe all the way to Miami even if they were seriously injured. They're on drugs, you know.
Markwayne Mullin defends Hegseth: "If there was a second strike, it wouldn't be to just simply take out the survivors. It's because there was still a threat or opportunity for them to run."
December 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Under the bus he is, but I could drag him out of there by pardon him, if I want to... But I'm not sure if I want that? He has not billions of dollar to offer me, so... maybe not.

#Trump #Hegseth #Bradley
December 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Actually the most fun clip you will ever se with me I think! Maybe I should have been a stand up comedian instead of your president?

#Trump #Potus #Standup #Comedy

www.youtube.com/shorts/HgM6F...
Trump touts his 'sharp' health in Cabinet meeting
YouTube video by WKYC Channel 3
www.youtube.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Luckily for me, my voters are so-called "free thinkers" which means they don't think much at all. Their reading ability is limited to a maximum of 300 characters...

I was just joking, they get bored and looses focus trying to reading that much, they just watch TikTok videos.
December 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Smart people and self claimed "free thinkers" are never the same!
December 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Math was something that the low IQ greeks invented, I now officially have ruled out the new Trump math!
November 30, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I knew that, what do you say now? Your dear hero is also in the Epstein files!

#Trump #Bernie #Epstein
November 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM