Emperor of the United States 👑
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Parody of the cult 45
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Have you ever wondered what would happen if you put a loud, slightly unhinged, borderline narcissistic genius in charge of the greatest country on Earth?
Well, wonder no more. You’re living it! YUGE success, unprecedented greatness, and a little bit of chaos—but hey, it’s working pretty well!
Well, wonder no more. You’re living it! YUGE success, unprecedented greatness, and a little bit of chaos—but hey, it’s working pretty well!
MAGAs have such a short memory, shorter than a goldfish so this does not matter at all!
“I’d have no problem releasing the video”
“I didn’t say that, you said that. Fake news.”
5 days apart 😬
(From @therecount.com )
“I didn’t say that, you said that. Fake news.”
5 days apart 😬
(From @therecount.com )
December 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
MAGAs have such a short memory, shorter than a goldfish so this does not matter at all!
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“Trump proposes a $12 billion aid package for farmers hurt by his own trade policies”
apnews.com/article/trum...
What a shame. 🍿🥤 I can remember a brilliant economist PM that warned about that months ago. But sure believe the guy who bankrupted 7 companies instead.
❤️🍁🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🍁❤️
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What a shame. 🍿🥤 I can remember a brilliant economist PM that warned about that months ago. But sure believe the guy who bankrupted 7 companies instead.
❤️🍁🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🍁❤️
December 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
“Trump proposes a $12 billion aid package for farmers hurt by his own trade policies”
apnews.com/article/trum...
What a shame. 🍿🥤 I can remember a brilliant economist PM that warned about that months ago. But sure believe the guy who bankrupted 7 companies instead.
❤️🍁🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🍁❤️
apnews.com/article/trum...
What a shame. 🍿🥤 I can remember a brilliant economist PM that warned about that months ago. But sure believe the guy who bankrupted 7 companies instead.
❤️🍁🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🍁❤️
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
This could be one of my proudest moment in my life! I am very sure that every American citizen will remember this (or never forget more likely) Thank you my Mr. Infantile for making this happen!
Finally I got my reward I have longed for!
#Trump #Peace #Fifa #Award #USA #ProudMoments
Finally I got my reward I have longed for!
#Trump #Peace #Fifa #Award #USA #ProudMoments
December 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
What? Don't you think I dare to nominate myself and also be the host that deliver the gold medal to myself? I am totally shameless, I have no problem with that!
REPORTER: Could you imagine receiving a Kennedy Center honor next year?
TRUMP: Yeah, I think I'm going to nominate myself for next year
TRUMP: Yeah, I think I'm going to nominate myself for next year
December 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
What? Don't you think I dare to nominate myself and also be the host that deliver the gold medal to myself? I am totally shameless, I have no problem with that!
December 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
December 8, 2025 at 11:27 AM
No project I've ever managed has ever been on budget. If it ever gets completed, it's at least double the promised price and a couple of years later than the promised deadline.
#Trump #Potus #WhiteHouse #Ballroom
#Trump #Potus #WhiteHouse #Ballroom
December 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
No project I've ever managed has ever been on budget. If it ever gets completed, it's at least double the promised price and a couple of years later than the promised deadline.
#Trump #Potus #WhiteHouse #Ballroom
#Trump #Potus #WhiteHouse #Ballroom
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His feelings are hurt. He deletes community notes.
December 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
His feelings are hurt. He deletes community notes.
You may call it self-projection, but my son and I know all about abuse of power and corruption.
#Trump #Ukraine
timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/zel...
#Trump #Ukraine
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'Zelenskyy would never....': Donald Trump Jr's chilling warning that his father may abandon Ukraine because... - The Times of India
US News: Donald Trump Jr serves no formal role in the Donald Trump administration but his strong take on the Russia-Ukraine issue at the Doha Forum sent a chil.
timesofindia.indiatimes.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
You may call it self-projection, but my son and I know all about abuse of power and corruption.
#Trump #Ukraine
timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/zel...
#Trump #Ukraine
timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/zel...
More prizes incoming!
December 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
More prizes incoming!
It's surely is!
December 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
It's surely is!
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BREAKING: Vladimir Putin was asked by Russian reporters if he was afraid of any consequences for ignoring Donald Trump’s latest peace plan revisions that aren’t so one-sided against Ukraine, and Putin and the reporters laughed for 16 seconds.
December 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
BREAKING: Vladimir Putin was asked by Russian reporters if he was afraid of any consequences for ignoring Donald Trump’s latest peace plan revisions that aren’t so one-sided against Ukraine, and Putin and the reporters laughed for 16 seconds.
They are set up for tough choices, refusing orders, resigning or obeying orders and risking prosecution for serious crimes which carries long prison sentences. But that's how it's always been when you work for Donald J Trump. And, if you are lucky, he could pardon you.
December 3, 2025 at 8:50 AM
They are set up for tough choices, refusing orders, resigning or obeying orders and risking prosecution for serious crimes which carries long prison sentences. But that's how it's always been when you work for Donald J Trump. And, if you are lucky, he could pardon you.
Live bragging is one of his many weaknesses.
December 3, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Live bragging is one of his many weaknesses.
Swim he means of course, he has trouble getting his thoughts together sometimes. But he is right, if we hadn't blown them to dust, they could have swim to Mexico or maybe all the way to Miami even if they were seriously injured. They're on drugs, you know.
Markwayne Mullin defends Hegseth: "If there was a second strike, it wouldn't be to just simply take out the survivors. It's because there was still a threat or opportunity for them to run."
December 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Swim he means of course, he has trouble getting his thoughts together sometimes. But he is right, if we hadn't blown them to dust, they could have swim to Mexico or maybe all the way to Miami even if they were seriously injured. They're on drugs, you know.
Actually the most fun clip you will ever se with me I think! Maybe I should have been a stand up comedian instead of your president?
#Trump #Potus #Standup #Comedy
www.youtube.com/shorts/HgM6F...
#Trump #Potus #Standup #Comedy
www.youtube.com/shorts/HgM6F...
Trump touts his 'sharp' health in Cabinet meeting
YouTube video by WKYC Channel 3
www.youtube.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Actually the most fun clip you will ever se with me I think! Maybe I should have been a stand up comedian instead of your president?
#Trump #Potus #Standup #Comedy
www.youtube.com/shorts/HgM6F...
#Trump #Potus #Standup #Comedy
www.youtube.com/shorts/HgM6F...
Luckily for me, my voters are so-called "free thinkers" which means they don't think much at all. Their reading ability is limited to a maximum of 300 characters...
I was just joking, they get bored and looses focus trying to reading that much, they just watch TikTok videos.
I was just joking, they get bored and looses focus trying to reading that much, they just watch TikTok videos.
December 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Luckily for me, my voters are so-called "free thinkers" which means they don't think much at all. Their reading ability is limited to a maximum of 300 characters...
I was just joking, they get bored and looses focus trying to reading that much, they just watch TikTok videos.
I was just joking, they get bored and looses focus trying to reading that much, they just watch TikTok videos.
Smart people and self claimed "free thinkers" are never the same!
December 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Smart people and self claimed "free thinkers" are never the same!
Math was something that the low IQ greeks invented, I now officially have ruled out the new Trump math!
November 30, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Math was something that the low IQ greeks invented, I now officially have ruled out the new Trump math!
