Elliesaurus
@elliesaurus.bsky.social
Aspiring Thembo. Cheese enthusiast. FC Cincinnati and Aston Villa supporter. Single issue voter, and it's that Muppets should be able to vote.
Certified Wife Person
Certified Wife Person
Indiana I admit I wasn't aware of your defensive game
December 7, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Indiana I admit I wasn't aware of your defensive game
So...honestly explain to me why I should continue voting for Democrats. Please.
November 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
So...honestly explain to me why I should continue voting for Democrats. Please.
Just saw a video of a ring wing media personality getting blown the fuck away tucked between an article about my favorite soccer team and a picture of somebodies cat
And y'know, maybe the internet is a bit too much for our brains
And y'know, maybe the internet is a bit too much for our brains
September 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Just saw a video of a ring wing media personality getting blown the fuck away tucked between an article about my favorite soccer team and a picture of somebodies cat
And y'know, maybe the internet is a bit too much for our brains
And y'know, maybe the internet is a bit too much for our brains
If I could be anything in the world right now, it would be a fly on the wall at the DNC meltdown in the wake of a 33 year old immigrant socialist winning a high profile election
Fuck yeah, Zohran. Can't wait to see the geriatrics learn absolutely nothing from your popularity.
Fuck yeah, Zohran. Can't wait to see the geriatrics learn absolutely nothing from your popularity.
June 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
If I could be anything in the world right now, it would be a fly on the wall at the DNC meltdown in the wake of a 33 year old immigrant socialist winning a high profile election
Fuck yeah, Zohran. Can't wait to see the geriatrics learn absolutely nothing from your popularity.
Fuck yeah, Zohran. Can't wait to see the geriatrics learn absolutely nothing from your popularity.
Four wins in a row, tied for second in the league, our fully operational battle station still hasn't played an entire game together
Lots to be happy about right now for #fccincy
Lots to be happy about right now for #fccincy
April 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Four wins in a row, tied for second in the league, our fully operational battle station still hasn't played an entire game together
Lots to be happy about right now for #fccincy
Lots to be happy about right now for #fccincy
Love this fun holding pattern of like, clocking into work everyday and playing my silly games and doing my silly community theatre shows while waiting for the day my door gets kicked in and I'm dragged to a death camp somewhere
Very cool
Very cool
April 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Love this fun holding pattern of like, clocking into work everyday and playing my silly games and doing my silly community theatre shows while waiting for the day my door gets kicked in and I'm dragged to a death camp somewhere
Very cool
Very cool
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a pigeon finds some gum on the sidewalk
April 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
a pigeon finds some gum on the sidewalk
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This doesn't just keep happening every so often by chance, and all the wealthy elites don't just escape any hardship by luck or skill. It is a machine built to hurt you, and it's working perfectly.
April 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
This doesn't just keep happening every so often by chance, and all the wealthy elites don't just escape any hardship by luck or skill. It is a machine built to hurt you, and it's working perfectly.
"We are clean on opsec" with a literal fucking random uncleared journalist in the chat
it is BUCK WILD that they are just texting this shit to each other
March 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
"We are clean on opsec" with a literal fucking random uncleared journalist in the chat
So this is just Q for brunch libs, right
March 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
So this is just Q for brunch libs, right
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It’s impossible to express how radicalized I’ve become against the Democrats in the past two months. Just an absolutely worthless political party that’s sold us out to literal fucking fascism.
March 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
It’s impossible to express how radicalized I’ve become against the Democrats in the past two months. Just an absolutely worthless political party that’s sold us out to literal fucking fascism.
At @standupforscience.bsky.social and the signs are statistically significantly excellent
March 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Just learned from one of his friends that George Lowe, voice of the titular character from Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, has died.
R.I.P., George
R.I.P., George
March 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Just learned from one of his friends that George Lowe, voice of the titular character from Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, has died.
R.I.P., George
R.I.P., George
Can somebody who still uses twitter let me know if Grummz has had a meltdown about the trio of power lesbians running the narrative in MH: Wilds yet?
March 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Can somebody who still uses twitter let me know if Grummz has had a meltdown about the trio of power lesbians running the narrative in MH: Wilds yet?
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peepee and, i cannot stress this enough, poopoo
February 28, 2025 at 3:27 PM
peepee and, i cannot stress this enough, poopoo
February 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
February 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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there's gotta be at least one penis chef. cooked one animal dick as a joke and liked it, then quietly got better and better at more types of dicks. now every time he has a decent salad he thinks to himself "this would go nuts with some dick in there". he has a special knife set just for dicks
February 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
there's gotta be at least one penis chef. cooked one animal dick as a joke and liked it, then quietly got better and better at more types of dicks. now every time he has a decent salad he thinks to himself "this would go nuts with some dick in there". he has a special knife set just for dicks
February 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM