Elliesaurus
@elliesaurus.bsky.social
Aspiring Thembo. Cheese enthusiast. FC Cincinnati and Aston Villa supporter. Single issue voter, and it's that Muppets should be able to vote.
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Sliwa doesn't belong anywhere near power, but I will forever appreciate that he is a true fucking hater of Andrew Cuomo, and that his hate boner played a huge role in Zohran winning
November 5, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Sliwa doesn't belong anywhere near power, but I will forever appreciate that he is a true fucking hater of Andrew Cuomo, and that his hate boner played a huge role in Zohran winning
How bad does Rogers have to play to get a day off to get his head right?
September 28, 2025 at 12:48 PM
How bad does Rogers have to play to get a day off to get his head right?
Now hold on Tom, you're telling me adding a guy who was still good in the prem to an MLS team is a good thing? Seems sus
September 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Now hold on Tom, you're telling me adding a guy who was still good in the prem to an MLS team is a good thing? Seems sus
It is not, but I'm sure your next pink suit or strongly worded letter will stop the fascists dead in their tracks
September 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
It is not, but I'm sure your next pink suit or strongly worded letter will stop the fascists dead in their tracks
Good thing y'all literally never fucking do anything then
September 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Good thing y'all literally never fucking do anything then
Time to find out what happens when a megacorp sues a federal government for libel, I guess
September 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Time to find out what happens when a megacorp sues a federal government for libel, I guess
They look like they aren't even trying :/
September 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
They look like they aren't even trying :/
Accurate reporting?
September 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Accurate reporting?
You know Simo would have hated you, right
September 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
You know Simo would have hated you, right
I don't ask for much
September 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I don't ask for much
Apprehensive about this, but In Albright We Trust
September 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Apprehensive about this, but In Albright We Trust
I want to drink the forbidden slushie
September 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I want to drink the forbidden slushie
That is...profound mental illness
August 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
That is...profound mental illness
If you're RSL
I don't know how we sell you our RWB, then come back to you to fill the exact same position, and you manage to leverage that into...what? A bag of magic beans?
I don't know how we sell you our RWB, then come back to you to fill the exact same position, and you manage to leverage that into...what? A bag of magic beans?
August 22, 2025 at 1:35 PM
If you're RSL
I don't know how we sell you our RWB, then come back to you to fill the exact same position, and you manage to leverage that into...what? A bag of magic beans?
I don't know how we sell you our RWB, then come back to you to fill the exact same position, and you manage to leverage that into...what? A bag of magic beans?
whattttt theeeee hellllllll
August 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
whattttt theeeee hellllllll
You know it's possible to just shut the fuck up and not be a worthless ghoul, right Shawn?
August 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
You know it's possible to just shut the fuck up and not be a worthless ghoul, right Shawn?
How are we ever going to fight the mechahitler if we stop to care what happens to this stupid asshole
July 31, 2025 at 4:01 PM
How are we ever going to fight the mechahitler if we stop to care what happens to this stupid asshole
Honestly I think I'll wait to start caring until right after ICE specifically drags you off somewhere
I don't have time for pet causes like keeping you safe, you see. It's not the time for purity testing, and all that
I don't have time for pet causes like keeping you safe, you see. It's not the time for purity testing, and all that
July 31, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Honestly I think I'll wait to start caring until right after ICE specifically drags you off somewhere
I don't have time for pet causes like keeping you safe, you see. It's not the time for purity testing, and all that
I don't have time for pet causes like keeping you safe, you see. It's not the time for purity testing, and all that
Hey, why not just do something crazy like actually fight for all marginalized groups at once?
You stupid fucking ghoul
You stupid fucking ghoul
July 31, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Hey, why not just do something crazy like actually fight for all marginalized groups at once?
You stupid fucking ghoul
You stupid fucking ghoul
No, that was allocation order, the last thing Chris Albright exploited so well that MLS killed it
This probably killed discovery rights though
This probably killed discovery rights though
July 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
No, that was allocation order, the last thing Chris Albright exploited so well that MLS killed it
This probably killed discovery rights though
This probably killed discovery rights though
If MLS is going to have this dumbass system, Albright is right to exploit it. 400k in GAM is enough for another U-22 with leftovers for next seasons roster.
July 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
If MLS is going to have this dumbass system, Albright is right to exploit it. 400k in GAM is enough for another U-22 with leftovers for next seasons roster.