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Im me, I do me, and i chill...
purdy #NotGood
November 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
jazz critic bill simmons be like “i was actually more impressed with the notes they DIDNT play”
November 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
most recent Inside The NBA was damn near a week ago, the next episode isn’t til christmas day, and then the following one is a month after that. chuck really meant it when he said they weren’t gonna have him on the stephen a schedule
November 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
olivia nuzzi drama really taking me back to my college newspaper days and i do NOT mean it fondly
November 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
i’ll give bill kennedy the nod as well
Andre Proulx and the recently retired Ben Major might be the only beloved referees in sports
November 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
i miss her (pac12 after dark)
November 16, 2025 at 5:40 AM
November 14, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Look at Big Belt back there. Where’d you get your belt, girl, the cartoon pirate store. You look dumb as hell
November 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
up late tossing and turning trying to figure out if any maroon 5 songs were ever actually good or if it was just the 2000s
November 7, 2025 at 5:48 AM
mongering used to be an honorable career. people mongered fish or sometimes cheese. great things to monger. now it’s mostly just fear or war if you’re in the mongering business
fearmongering seems like an unfathomably boring line of work. these guys arent even trying anymore
The way all of these people convinced themselves that Mamdani is antisemitic is a subject far more worthy of media examination than any of the ‘groupthink on campuses!’ thinkpieces we’ve been subjected to
November 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
they’re calling it the funniest joke of all time
November 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Let us together contemplate the stages of pundit grief

1. It's Inconcievable
2. It Can't Happen
3. It Won't Happen
4. It's Unlikely To Happen
5. It Must Not Happen
6. *%&&*Q$#!!
7. Pffft. It Doesn't Matter That It Happened
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
change? in MY lifetime??
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
no greater endorsement of zohran than “has a hot VCUarts wife”
THAT'S MY (CARTOONIST) FIRST LADY!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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“We officially hit TWO MILLION votes - first time since 1969!” - NYC Board of Elections.
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
HOPIUM
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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November 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The Ed Man Cometh
The Dodgers did not ruin baseball by signing all the good players. They ruined baseball by creating a world in which every important play in the World Series over multiple years is made by Tommy Edman
October 28, 2025 at 4:45 AM
alright ggs
October 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
that’s a perfect pitch LMFAO
October 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
dodgers are a class org letting their guy blow it one last time
October 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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kershaw in the dodger bullpen
October 28, 2025 at 4:28 AM
umps wanna head home
October 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
October 28, 2025 at 4:33 AM