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ellie
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Im me, I do me, and i chill...
November 14, 2025 at 5:54 AM
this lad knows whats up
November 14, 2025 at 5:45 AM
November 14, 2025 at 5:26 AM
November 7, 2025 at 6:02 AM
they’re calling it the funniest joke of all time
November 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
October 28, 2025 at 4:33 AM
in america, the president is accompanied 24/7 by a military aide with a special briefcase that allows him to nuke anyone on short notice. they call the briefcase “the football” after their beloved national gladiatorial contest
October 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
the most fired a guy has ever been
October 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
at the function finding out what dexys midnight runners look like
September 20, 2025 at 2:39 AM
September 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
brand new hot meme template everyone
September 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
a lot of derrick henry’s wikipedia page reads like those stories people tell about old ballplayers like satchel paige. or tall tales like paul bunyan or john henry. it’s a blessing that he wasn’t born in like 1891 or 1267 or 540 and we get to actually watch him do the shit
September 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
had to fire up the photoshop machine for this one
September 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
the matter is settled. welcome to the A team sir
September 4, 2025 at 11:53 PM
this and the aroldis chapman deal back to back
September 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
thinking once again
August 18, 2025 at 4:32 AM
saw Superfine at the met and honestly we might’ve been too hard on spice adams for this one
June 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Ball Knowers Association tapping in on the tl
June 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
wolf of wall street
June 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
June 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Jeremiah Owusu-Koramoah, Nick Westbrook-Ikhine, Kevin Kiermaier (throwbacks)
May 31, 2025 at 4:49 AM
May 31, 2025 at 2:23 AM
he lacks introspection
May 30, 2025 at 5:11 AM
May 29, 2025 at 5:12 AM
May 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM