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And women didn’t have the right to vote.
Everyone is wondering why Trump supports tariffs, but he keeps explaining it live to camera: he wants to take us back to a 1870-style Guilded Age economy where oligarchs rules without an income tax and we regularly had financial crises due to a total absence of regulations.
Trump: "You know, our country was the strongest, believe it or not, from 1870 to 1913. You know why? It was all tariff based. We had no income tax." (This is nonsense.)
April 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Canada has 10 Provences dammit
Lutnick: "The best way to actually merge the economies of Canada and the United States is for Canada to become our 51st state ... Canada is gonna have to work with us to really integrate their economy, and as the president said, they should consider the amazing advantages of being the 51st state."
March 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Under the U.S Constitution, the President is very explicitly not a king. The President's wishes and decrees do not magically become law.
March 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Trump and Vance just made Zelensky one of the most popular leaders in the world.
February 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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TRUMP: The NCAA has complied immediately. That's good. But I understand Maine -- is the governor of Maine here?

JANET MILLS: Yeah I'm here

TRUMP: Are you not gonna comply?

JM: I'm going to comply with state and federal law

T: You better do it bc you're not gonna get any federal funding at all
February 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
How did boomers go from “Some folks are born made to wave the flag
Hoo, they're red, white and blue
And when the band plays "Hail to the chief"Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no senator's son,”
To “whatever the President says is great!”
February 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Has anyone checked on Pete since planes started crashing? I know it’s not his job anymore, but he has to be concerned.
February 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
“Will you be visiting the crash site?”
“What do you want me to do, go swimming?”

Inexcusable.
January 31, 2025 at 5:17 PM
And he just cause the price of flowers to skyrocket.
Let Trump tariff Columbia.
When everyone has to pay $22 for their regular Starbucks drink, how long before the entire country calls for his removal?
January 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Christians who are upset about what Bishop Mariann Budde said have told on themselves. Showing mercy and compassion to the least of these is literally the teachings of Jesus.

They follow power not Christ. They preach nationalism and not the Gospel.
January 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
It’s been 39 hours since I’ve been on Tik Tok, and I honestly feel like the pr/propaganda stunt was the best thing they could have given me.
January 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Tik Tok’s decision to go dark will backfire. Now I follow everyone on Substack and Blue Sky. I’ll have less FOMO if I don’t check Tik Tok.
January 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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I keep thinking I will someday be the kind of person who saves people’s name into my phone the very first time they first text me, but I continue to remain myself 😔
January 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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How many Cybertrucks will Mike Johnson personally have to purchase to remain as Speaker? We asked our highest placed sources in Musk World.
December 19, 2024 at 6:18 PM
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What's an opinion you have that would make a bunch of people angry?

Write it down in a notebook called, "Why would I want to make a bunch of people angry right now?" and then close that notebook and have some tea.
December 15, 2024 at 7:29 PM
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Movies have led me to believe that at some point in life...

My car brakes will be cut

I'll need to army crawl through an air duct

Someone will wrongfully commit me to a mental institution

I'll accidentally step into quicksand

Water will spill on my Mogwai
December 14, 2024 at 9:11 PM
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I have seen so much "the New Jersey drones are just another sign that society is falling apart...it's the military...it's Iran...it's martial law" but I swear to christ it's probably some fucking YouTuber.
December 13, 2024 at 5:15 AM
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Me watching a film.

1. Start watching.

2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.

3. Google actor.

4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.

5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.

6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.
December 8, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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*PRIMAL SCREAM INTO THE VOID*

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
December 5, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Why don’t I have my Spotify wrapped? Is this the work of Krampus?
December 5, 2024 at 3:09 PM