April Ajoy
@aprilajoy.bsky.social
Author of Star-Spangled Jesus
Humorously detoxing 🇺🇲 Christianity
Humorously detoxing 🇺🇲 Christianity
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April Ajoy
@aprilajoy.bsky.social
· Nov 12
I wrote a book about my time in Christian Nationalism: GOP campaigns, America Say Jesus bus tour, working at CBN/700 Club etc..
Christian nationalism is a perversion of the faith & the constitution. Learn more about how I left it behind and why America should too in Star-Spangled Jesus:
Christian nationalism is a perversion of the faith & the constitution. Learn more about how I left it behind and why America should too in Star-Spangled Jesus:
A Valentine's card from Pam Bondi ♥️
February 15, 2026 at 1:58 AM
A Valentine's card from Pam Bondi ♥️
I was raised conservative evangelical. If you're wondering why evangelicals are not standing with Epstein survivors, just know I was told as a child to dress modestly so grown men wouldn't lust after me...
February 13, 2026 at 2:35 PM
I was raised conservative evangelical. If you're wondering why evangelicals are not standing with Epstein survivors, just know I was told as a child to dress modestly so grown men wouldn't lust after me...
Pam Bondi reminds me of a fundamentalist Sunday school teacher answering kids' questions.
Q: "But why would God send us to hell?"
A: "DO YOU KNOW HOW TERRIBLE YOU ARE?!"
Q: "But why would God send us to hell?"
A: "DO YOU KNOW HOW TERRIBLE YOU ARE?!"
February 11, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Pam Bondi reminds me of a fundamentalist Sunday school teacher answering kids' questions.
Q: "But why would God send us to hell?"
A: "DO YOU KNOW HOW TERRIBLE YOU ARE?!"
Q: "But why would God send us to hell?"
A: "DO YOU KNOW HOW TERRIBLE YOU ARE?!"
Is the humiliation in the room with us?
February 9, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Is the humiliation in the room with us?
4th annual Super Bowl BINGO cards:
What MAGA Christians Post About It
Every year we see those social media posts: complaints, satanic panic, pearl clutching. So why not have some fun with it? Pick your favorite card and play along!
(No prizes, just for fun☺️)
What MAGA Christians Post About It
Every year we see those social media posts: complaints, satanic panic, pearl clutching. So why not have some fun with it? Pick your favorite card and play along!
(No prizes, just for fun☺️)
February 8, 2026 at 10:46 PM
4th annual Super Bowl BINGO cards:
What MAGA Christians Post About It
Every year we see those social media posts: complaints, satanic panic, pearl clutching. So why not have some fun with it? Pick your favorite card and play along!
(No prizes, just for fun☺️)
What MAGA Christians Post About It
Every year we see those social media posts: complaints, satanic panic, pearl clutching. So why not have some fun with it? Pick your favorite card and play along!
(No prizes, just for fun☺️)
If Obama was mentioned in the Epstein files a tenth of the times Trump is, Republicans would have immediately called for his impeachment.
February 4, 2026 at 2:01 PM
If Obama was mentioned in the Epstein files a tenth of the times Trump is, Republicans would have immediately called for his impeachment.
MAGA Christians are more upset about Bad Bunny winning the Grammys than the horrors in the Epstein files.
February 2, 2026 at 7:46 PM
MAGA Christians are more upset about Bad Bunny winning the Grammys than the horrors in the Epstein files.
As a Christian, I am 10000x more outraged by federal agents killing humans in the street than I am by protesters disrupting a church. In one instance, people DIED. In another, people were inconvenienced. I'm so ashamed of people who claim Christ but support an antichrist (Trump).
January 30, 2026 at 3:59 PM
As a Christian, I am 10000x more outraged by federal agents killing humans in the street than I am by protesters disrupting a church. In one instance, people DIED. In another, people were inconvenienced. I'm so ashamed of people who claim Christ but support an antichrist (Trump).
If MAGA lived in Middle Earth:
January 20, 2026 at 8:11 PM
If MAGA lived in Middle Earth:
Dear MAGA Christians,
Jesus said, "They will know you're my disciples by how you love one another."
Not sure if you're aware, but y'all are not known for how you love. Just a friendly PSA in case you'd like to start following the Christ you claim.
Jesus said, "They will know you're my disciples by how you love one another."
Not sure if you're aware, but y'all are not known for how you love. Just a friendly PSA in case you'd like to start following the Christ you claim.
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Dear MAGA Christians,
Jesus said, "They will know you're my disciples by how you love one another."
Not sure if you're aware, but y'all are not known for how you love. Just a friendly PSA in case you'd like to start following the Christ you claim.
Jesus said, "They will know you're my disciples by how you love one another."
Not sure if you're aware, but y'all are not known for how you love. Just a friendly PSA in case you'd like to start following the Christ you claim.
Just now hearing about Sascha Riley's damning testimony. It shows exactly why the Epstein/Trump files are being covered up. There are no words for the depravity these powerful men did to children. If this testimony is false, then surely the DOJ would release the files immediately to clear Trump
January 12, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Just now hearing about Sascha Riley's damning testimony. It shows exactly why the Epstein/Trump files are being covered up. There are no words for the depravity these powerful men did to children. If this testimony is false, then surely the DOJ would release the files immediately to clear Trump
Never forget the Christian Nationalism that was behind the insurrection. The worship songs that accompanied the chants to hang Mike Pence. The prayers that fueled the violence.
Jesus* was the reason for treason.
*White MAGA Jesus not the real one.
Jesus* was the reason for treason.
*White MAGA Jesus not the real one.
January 6, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Never forget the Christian Nationalism that was behind the insurrection. The worship songs that accompanied the chants to hang Mike Pence. The prayers that fueled the violence.
Jesus* was the reason for treason.
*White MAGA Jesus not the real one.
Jesus* was the reason for treason.
*White MAGA Jesus not the real one.
For Christmas, I'm gifting my mom an apology. When my dad died of cancer, I didn't turn her into a widow rockstar. I failed to install pyrotechnics in the church my dad pastored where we held his funeral. I didn't create merch to sell. I didn't give her a town hall.
That's on me. I'm so sorry mom.
That's on me. I'm so sorry mom.
December 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
For Christmas, I'm gifting my mom an apology. When my dad died of cancer, I didn't turn her into a widow rockstar. I failed to install pyrotechnics in the church my dad pastored where we held his funeral. I didn't create merch to sell. I didn't give her a town hall.
That's on me. I'm so sorry mom.
That's on me. I'm so sorry mom.
When my kid was 6, she wanted to tell me something but was adamant she couldn't say it in our house.
So we got in the car and she said:
"Mommy, I don't think Santa is real but I didn't want to say it in front of Cheeks because it would upset him."
Cheeks is our Elf on the Shelf.
So we got in the car and she said:
"Mommy, I don't think Santa is real but I didn't want to say it in front of Cheeks because it would upset him."
Cheeks is our Elf on the Shelf.
December 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
When my kid was 6, she wanted to tell me something but was adamant she couldn't say it in our house.
So we got in the car and she said:
"Mommy, I don't think Santa is real but I didn't want to say it in front of Cheeks because it would upset him."
Cheeks is our Elf on the Shelf.
So we got in the car and she said:
"Mommy, I don't think Santa is real but I didn't want to say it in front of Cheeks because it would upset him."
Cheeks is our Elf on the Shelf.
I was raised a conservative Christian and was constantly told that I was going to be persecuted and hated for my faith.
They were right but they failed to mention that THEY would be the ones hating me just because I chose Jesus over Trump 😭
They were right but they failed to mention that THEY would be the ones hating me just because I chose Jesus over Trump 😭
December 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I was raised a conservative Christian and was constantly told that I was going to be persecuted and hated for my faith.
They were right but they failed to mention that THEY would be the ones hating me just because I chose Jesus over Trump 😭
They were right but they failed to mention that THEY would be the ones hating me just because I chose Jesus over Trump 😭
Idk I feel like we should put Christ back in Christian before worrying about Christmas.
December 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Idk I feel like we should put Christ back in Christian before worrying about Christmas.
I've never once received a bad grade and thought "The Governor needs to hear about this!"
December 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I've never once received a bad grade and thought "The Governor needs to hear about this!"
I mean Jesus said "what you do to the least of these, you do to me," so I think this nativity scene is totally fair.
December 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I mean Jesus said "what you do to the least of these, you do to me," so I think this nativity scene is totally fair.
After we all finally sat down to the thanksgiving dinner table, my 3 year old niece looked around and said "why are we doing this?"
And I felt that. 😅
And I felt that. 😅
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
After we all finally sat down to the thanksgiving dinner table, my 3 year old niece looked around and said "why are we doing this?"
And I felt that. 😅
And I felt that. 😅
Um Franklin Graham just Jesus-juked the Epstein files. "Did you know God has a file on each one of us?" 😭
November 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Um Franklin Graham just Jesus-juked the Epstein files. "Did you know God has a file on each one of us?" 😭
Please give me a news conference where Donald Trump is forced to say "I did not have sexual relations with Bill Clinton."
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Please give me a news conference where Donald Trump is forced to say "I did not have sexual relations with Bill Clinton."
"6 7" is a demonic ritual now
November 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
"6 7" is a demonic ritual now
No Kings in Lexington, KY with my mom. Two former Republicans who once believed the lie that the GOP is the Christian party. Indoctrination is a helluva drug but so glad we woke up. Now we stand against Christian nationalism & MAGA because it's the opposite of Jesus' teachings.
October 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
No Kings in Lexington, KY with my mom. Two former Republicans who once believed the lie that the GOP is the Christian party. Indoctrination is a helluva drug but so glad we woke up. Now we stand against Christian nationalism & MAGA because it's the opposite of Jesus' teachings.
Men will shut down the United States Government before going to therapy.
October 3, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Men will shut down the United States Government before going to therapy.