Im going chili's

Guys idk but i think ive been hungry since 6am

Cheese is hands down one of the most amazing things ever made by humanity in all its history imho 💜

Well, I have looked at the news today. I'm going back to bed.

Let you cook. Don't let anyone else cook you.

This is Edie. She takes approximately 3 to 7 business days to eat a piece of cheese. She and her four teeth cannot be rushed. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: littleediethechi)

The redtoothed triggerfish (Odonus niger) is a tropical fish in the family Balistidae, the triggerfishes.

I'm going to make so many rice crispy treats this weekend. You have no idea. It's going to be an embarrassing amount. We'll be eating the first batch while making the second. i will be insatiable.

I can't help myself, whenever I make mac and cheese on the stove (something I do with frequency because I have young kids, one of whom is vegetarian) I think of that line from "WAP"

I think I ordered 3 whole pizzas by accident LOL this is hilarious holy fuck

Subway cookies have no business being that good, like why I just shove five of those raspberry white chocolate shits up my pussy

what’s for breakfast?
a giant bowl of what the fuck

If you’re defending kidnapping a five year old, you’re losing