eliza🌻
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e-girl (engineering girl) • interested in the kind of software nobody writes anymore • making computers at @oxide.computer • love too cheap to meter • nulla crux, nulla corona
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
· Mar 5
it is very telling that “BIOS”, in addition to being an acronym, is also the Greek word for “life”. meanwhile, “UEFI” is, of course, ancient Greek for “unified extensible firmware interface”
it’s bad out there, folks
February 8, 2026 at 5:26 PM
it’s bad out there, folks
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Renfeild: I booked your passage on the Demeter, master
Dracula: thankfs. dont foret the box of,, dert
Dracula: thankfs. dont foret the box of,, dert
February 5, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Renfeild: I booked your passage on the Demeter, master
Dracula: thankfs. dont foret the box of,, dert
Dracula: thankfs. dont foret the box of,, dert
capacity_planning dot png
February 7, 2026 at 6:26 PM
capacity_planning dot png
Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.
This message is a warning about danger.
The danger exists in your time as it did in ours.
This message is a warning about danger.
The danger exists in your time as it did in ours.
February 5, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.
This message is a warning about danger.
The danger exists in your time as it did in ours.
This message is a warning about danger.
The danger exists in your time as it did in ours.
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one thing the web should have evolved by now is a portable non-centralised way to verifiably assert "I am the owner of <email address>" because this is clearly necessary for loads of things and approximately nobody does a good job of implementing it
February 4, 2026 at 4:51 PM
one thing the web should have evolved by now is a portable non-centralised way to verifiably assert "I am the owner of <email address>" because this is clearly necessary for loads of things and approximately nobody does a good job of implementing it
“Bit coin is trans Gender” — jeffrey epstein, apparently
January 31, 2026 at 8:15 PM
“Bit coin is trans Gender” — jeffrey epstein, apparently
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We take it for granted today, but a single 6W embedded NPU can do more tensor operations per second than a peasant in the 1400s could perform in his whole lifetime
October 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
We take it for granted today, but a single 6W embedded NPU can do more tensor operations per second than a peasant in the 1400s could perform in his whole lifetime
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“external fan cage is cheaper than change whole BMC firmware”
January 3, 2026 at 10:14 PM
“external fan cage is cheaper than change whole BMC firmware”
if /dev/null is fast in webscale then i will use it
January 31, 2026 at 3:59 PM
if /dev/null is fast in webscale then i will use it
enjoying the comments on r/Gundam that are like “you should watch the entire First Gundam show instead of the recap movies because, uh…the animation is bad and you won’t properly appreciate how bad it is unless you sit through the whole thing?”
January 28, 2026 at 2:45 AM
enjoying the comments on r/Gundam that are like “you should watch the entire First Gundam show instead of the recap movies because, uh…the animation is bad and you won’t properly appreciate how bad it is unless you sit through the whole thing?”
one of my funniest commits in recent memory (also featuring a *lovely* ASCII art diagram by my esteemed colleague Robert): github.com/oxidecompute...
thermal: it's PARTY TIME!!! (#2362) · oxidecomputer/hubris@ee674d0
## The Problem
We have recently been seeing a number of Cosmo-Bs being shut down by the
thermal control loop under load, and we we would really prefer they
didn't do this. This has generally o...
github.com
January 27, 2026 at 5:11 PM
one of my funniest commits in recent memory (also featuring a *lovely* ASCII art diagram by my esteemed colleague Robert): github.com/oxidecompute...
"my mother once told me life was like a sequence of undocumented register writes: you never know whatcha gonna get."
January 26, 2026 at 9:16 PM
"my mother once told me life was like a sequence of undocumented register writes: you never know whatcha gonna get."
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Other folks have already noted much of this, but I think the MAGA 'theory of victory' here is:
1) DHS provocations trigger a riot or attack on agents which
2) Leads to widespread civil unrest in many 'blue' cities so that
3) Trump can invoke the insurrection act and send in the troops...
1) DHS provocations trigger a riot or attack on agents which
2) Leads to widespread civil unrest in many 'blue' cities so that
3) Trump can invoke the insurrection act and send in the troops...
Curious if anyone has a plausible theory of victory for the administration if it were to invoke the Insurrection Act.
How does the administration "win" in such a scenario?
Best I can tell, it is magical thinking by a certain somebody at the White House, but maybe I'm missing something.
How does the administration "win" in such a scenario?
Best I can tell, it is magical thinking by a certain somebody at the White House, but maybe I'm missing something.
January 25, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Other folks have already noted much of this, but I think the MAGA 'theory of victory' here is:
1) DHS provocations trigger a riot or attack on agents which
2) Leads to widespread civil unrest in many 'blue' cities so that
3) Trump can invoke the insurrection act and send in the troops...
1) DHS provocations trigger a riot or attack on agents which
2) Leads to widespread civil unrest in many 'blue' cities so that
3) Trump can invoke the insurrection act and send in the troops...
“Contact: the thinking man’s E.T.”
January 25, 2026 at 4:23 AM
“Contact: the thinking man’s E.T.”
![fn transition_to_fan_party(
&mut self,
now_ms: u64,
values: [TemperatureReading; TEMPERATURE_ARRAY_SIZE],
) -> ControlResult {
// If all temperatures have gone below critical, but are
// still above nominal, stop the overheat timeout but
// continue running at 100% PWM until things go below
// nominal.
self.record_leaving_critical(now_ms);
self.state = ThermalControlState::FanParty { values };
ringbuf_entry!(Trace::AutoState(self.get_state()));
// It's PARTY TIME!!!!
ControlResult::Pwm(PWMDuty(self.pid_config.max_output as u8))
}](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3zasjiae4xk64hyek5u6jtcx/bafkreihxfna37flfgopt7ywppgyptorux4tqih7by46jr3vtsqg5i6yyvu@jpeg)
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FAQ
Q. a rogue polecat broke out of my sandbox and is wreaking havoc across my filesystem. the deacon is unable to track it down. it seems to have radicalized the dogs sent after it, they're operating as a sort of found family.
A. like i said, gas town isn't production-ready, these things happen,
Q. a rogue polecat broke out of my sandbox and is wreaking havoc across my filesystem. the deacon is unable to track it down. it seems to have radicalized the dogs sent after it, they're operating as a sort of found family.
A. like i said, gas town isn't production-ready, these things happen,
January 23, 2026 at 3:34 PM
FAQ
Q. a rogue polecat broke out of my sandbox and is wreaking havoc across my filesystem. the deacon is unable to track it down. it seems to have radicalized the dogs sent after it, they're operating as a sort of found family.
A. like i said, gas town isn't production-ready, these things happen,
Q. a rogue polecat broke out of my sandbox and is wreaking havoc across my filesystem. the deacon is unable to track it down. it seems to have radicalized the dogs sent after it, they're operating as a sort of found family.
A. like i said, gas town isn't production-ready, these things happen,
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Man the implication that somewhere deep in our brain there is a “see tiny people all over the place” button and a mushroom can press it, that’s deeply unsettling.
With most psychedelic drugs, you never know what you're going to get. But this mysterious mushroom from China - without fail - causes users to hallucinate tiny people: crawling up walls, popping out from under furniture and marching under doors. www.bbc.com/future/artic...
'They saw them on their dishes when eating': The mushroom making people hallucinate dozens of tiny humans
Only recently described by science, the mysterious mushrooms are found in different parts of the world, but they give people the same exact visions.
www.bbc.com
January 23, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Man the implication that somewhere deep in our brain there is a “see tiny people all over the place” button and a mushroom can press it, that’s deeply unsettling.
the rocket is being towed outside the environment
January 22, 2026 at 2:14 AM
the rocket is being towed outside the environment
i am pleased to report that (at time of writing) it still takes a human being to look at some Rust code that doesn’t compile, and ask “have you actually tried compiling it?” instead of generate a plausible set of words that look sort of like an explanation of why it compiles
January 21, 2026 at 12:27 AM
i am pleased to report that (at time of writing) it still takes a human being to look at some Rust code that doesn’t compile, and ask “have you actually tried compiling it?” instead of generate a plausible set of words that look sort of like an explanation of why it compiles
1) What
WELKER: What is the national emergency that justifies this new slate of tariffs?
BESSENT: The national emergency is avoiding a national emergency
BESSENT: The national emergency is avoiding a national emergency
January 18, 2026 at 4:26 PM
1) What
someone should invent a Gas Town for girls, where you can make the Claudes kiss
January 18, 2026 at 1:01 AM
someone should invent a Gas Town for girls, where you can make the Claudes kiss
hey guys! i got a raise!!
At @oxide.computer, we pride ourselves on terse performance reviews: we have exceeded expectations!
January 17, 2026 at 3:26 AM
hey guys! i got a raise!!