eliza🌻
@elizas.website
e-girl (engineering girl) • interested in the kind of software nobody writes anymore • making computers at @oxide.computer • love too cheap to meter • nulla crux, nulla corona
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@elizas.website
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this post is a joke
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i put balatro on my oscilloscope
November 8, 2025 at 1:06 PM
i put balatro on my oscilloscope
the iOS “Prioritize Notifications” AI thingy appears to always mark notifications from the spammiest group chat i’m in as “priority” and has never prioritized a notification i actually wanted to receive
November 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
the iOS “Prioritize Notifications” AI thingy appears to always mark notifications from the spammiest group chat i’m in as “priority” and has never prioritized a notification i actually wanted to receive
do you ever just think about how there is an OpenAPI API for the OpenAI AI API
November 4, 2025 at 5:25 AM
do you ever just think about how there is an OpenAPI API for the OpenAI AI API
“great, i will simply not fuck with any aspect of the audio setup, and hope that it remains exactly this way for another ten minutes”
November 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
“great, i will simply not fuck with any aspect of the audio setup, and hope that it remains exactly this way for another ten minutes”
my coworkers Dave, John, @smklein.bsky.social, and i have been pregaming this one all morning on Matrix, btw :)
A reminder that this is tonight at 5p Pacific; join us for what promises to be a lively discussion!
discord.gg/QrcKGTTPrF?e...
discord.gg/QrcKGTTPrF?e...
November 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
my coworkers Dave, John, @smklein.bsky.social, and i have been pregaming this one all morning on Matrix, btw :)
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Join us on Monday at 5p Pacific to discuss! discord.gg/QrcKGTTPrF?e...
October 31, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Join us on Monday at 5p Pacific to discuss! discord.gg/QrcKGTTPrF?e...
the most positive thing i can say about this hackernews thread is “no one has mentioned LLMs yet”
October 31, 2025 at 11:17 PM
the most positive thing i can say about this hackernews thread is “no one has mentioned LLMs yet”
OH: “real XML has never been tried”
October 31, 2025 at 1:41 AM
OH: “real XML has never been tried”
this youtube commenter understands me on a deep and profound level
October 29, 2025 at 5:31 AM
this youtube commenter understands me on a deep and profound level
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does everybody know about my favorite website, the embroidery tips page that forgot to close its <h3> tags
Embroidery Trouble Shooting Page
Embroidery Trouble Shooting Answers to all your questions about Embroidery problems
web.archive.org
October 25, 2024 at 3:39 PM
does everybody know about my favorite website, the embroidery tips page that forgot to close its <h3> tags
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My "All postmortems are blameless, but this one is especially so" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
October 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
My "All postmortems are blameless, but this one is especially so" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
i’m good at labeling things
October 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
i’m good at labeling things
We take it for granted today, but a single 6W embedded NPU can do more tensor operations per second than a peasant in the 1400s could perform in his whole lifetime
October 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
We take it for granted today, but a single 6W embedded NPU can do more tensor operations per second than a peasant in the 1400s could perform in his whole lifetime
you will certainly not regret purchasing the Store Brand Enterprise SAS SSDs
October 28, 2025 at 4:18 AM
you will certainly not regret purchasing the Store Brand Enterprise SAS SSDs
the hardest thing about shopping online for used enterprise storage equipment is that you have to make sure to not accidentally buy a FibreChannel thing by accident
October 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
the hardest thing about shopping online for used enterprise storage equipment is that you have to make sure to not accidentally buy a FibreChannel thing by accident
Mr. President, a *second* external 80mm fan cage has hit Eliza’s computer
October 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Mr. President, a *second* external 80mm fan cage has hit Eliza’s computer
at first, i thought this text was about the AWS outage
October 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
at first, i thought this text was about the AWS outage
someday a like, regular average guy normal residential electrican is going to come along, open up this switch box, and immediately think “wow, the person who did this must have been an engineer”
October 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
someday a like, regular average guy normal residential electrican is going to come along, open up this switch box, and immediately think “wow, the person who did this must have been an engineer”
like a plague of locusts, Dreamforce has once again descended upon San Francisco
October 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
like a plague of locusts, Dreamforce has once again descended upon San Francisco
strcat(3p) - use string to play with cat
October 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
strcat(3p) - use string to play with cat
i'm good at writing RFDs
October 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
i'm good at writing RFDs
y’all have *no idea* how much Play-Doh i’m about to eat
October 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
y’all have *no idea* how much Play-Doh i’m about to eat
it rained in san francisco
October 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
it rained in san francisco
it’s gonna be really funny when it turns out that this guy uses gcc
(licensed under the famously pro-capitalism GNU GPL)
(licensed under the famously pro-capitalism GNU GPL)
October 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
it’s gonna be really funny when it turns out that this guy uses gcc
(licensed under the famously pro-capitalism GNU GPL)
(licensed under the famously pro-capitalism GNU GPL)