eliza🌻
banner
elizas.website
eliza🌻
@elizas.website
e-girl (engineering girl) • interested in the kind of software nobody writes anymore • making computers at @oxide.computer • love too cheap to meter • nulla crux, nulla corona
it’s bad out there, folks
February 8, 2026 at 5:26 PM
this is how you know it’s gonna be a good website
February 8, 2026 at 5:16 PM
capacity_planning dot png
February 7, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.

This message is a warning about danger.

The danger exists in your time as it did in ours.
February 5, 2026 at 12:54 AM
fort mason, last night
February 3, 2026 at 7:47 PM
“Bit coin is trans Gender” — jeffrey epstein, apparently
January 31, 2026 at 8:15 PM
if /dev/null is fast in webscale then i will use it
January 31, 2026 at 3:59 PM
the switch sitters
January 29, 2026 at 5:35 PM
It's PARTY TIME!!!!
January 23, 2026 at 10:53 PM
the rocket is being towed outside the environment
January 22, 2026 at 2:14 AM
January 18, 2026 at 1:14 AM
this is how you know the hard drive is going to be good
January 16, 2026 at 1:36 AM
January 15, 2026 at 9:19 PM
yeah! the one that goes with the Dell servers is even fancier, too — check this thing out:
January 11, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Fearless of High Temperatures, Full Performance Unleashed
January 11, 2026 at 5:38 PM
i’m explaining CapEx
January 11, 2026 at 12:14 AM
today i learnt that i was in the top 0.4% of Strava users for days active last year.

this makes perfect sense if you understand the deep emotional anguish i felt on each of the 16 days i did not go running.
January 7, 2026 at 3:15 AM
January 7, 2026 at 1:43 AM
January 7, 2026 at 1:43 AM
for sale: baby shoes, never worn
January 6, 2026 at 5:05 AM
January 5, 2026 at 11:51 PM
January 5, 2026 at 2:51 AM
i was told that i am “a type of person” because i purchased a cable management arm for my “desktop computer”
January 3, 2026 at 9:44 PM
she is locked in
January 2, 2026 at 5:47 PM
December 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM