elizabeth dutton
@elizabethdutton.bsky.social
California supremacist
co-host of Ridiculous Crime podcast
I wrote a book called Driftwood long ago
co-host of Ridiculous Crime podcast
I wrote a book called Driftwood long ago
This is what you wear if you are a 24 year old guy who works at the Verizon store and you’re taking your 16 year old girlfriend to her prom.
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
This is what you wear if you are a 24 year old guy who works at the Verizon store and you’re taking your 16 year old girlfriend to her prom.
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today on Peacock, a new 3-part documentary called High Horse just dropped
produced by Jordan Peele, the doc explores the history and continuing legacy of Black cowboys and cowgirls
I had the pleasure of doing an interview for it, and I def recommend you give it a watch
youtu.be/Lb5dbTupc8I
produced by Jordan Peele, the doc explores the history and continuing legacy of Black cowboys and cowgirls
I had the pleasure of doing an interview for it, and I def recommend you give it a watch
youtu.be/Lb5dbTupc8I
High Horse: The Black Cowboy | Official Trailer | Peacock Original
YouTube video by Peacock
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
today on Peacock, a new 3-part documentary called High Horse just dropped
produced by Jordan Peele, the doc explores the history and continuing legacy of Black cowboys and cowgirls
I had the pleasure of doing an interview for it, and I def recommend you give it a watch
youtu.be/Lb5dbTupc8I
produced by Jordan Peele, the doc explores the history and continuing legacy of Black cowboys and cowgirls
I had the pleasure of doing an interview for it, and I def recommend you give it a watch
youtu.be/Lb5dbTupc8I
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Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆
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I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 4:09 AM
what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
I always thought that “James Bond” was the alias attached to the 007 designation. So when a dude gets assigned as Agent 007, he takes on the name Bond, James Bond.
Just let me write this shit. And pay me.
Just let me write this shit. And pay me.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I always thought that “James Bond” was the alias attached to the 007 designation. So when a dude gets assigned as Agent 007, he takes on the name Bond, James Bond.
Just let me write this shit. And pay me.
Just let me write this shit. And pay me.
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
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Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
You gotta go listen to this. @zaron3.bsky.social knocks it out of the park, as usual.
October 31, 2025 at 5:48 AM
You gotta go listen to this. @zaron3.bsky.social knocks it out of the park, as usual.
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She died as she lived. Doing 5 things at once and none of them super well
October 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
She died as she lived. Doing 5 things at once and none of them super well
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This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
October 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
Mike Lee, your blood type is mayonnaise.
October 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Mike Lee, your blood type is mayonnaise.
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One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.
October 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.
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I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭
October 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭
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Y’all here is a fun fact: Portland has a brand new volunteer organization called “operation inflation” that allows people to borrow inflatable costumes for protests. They just started a couple weeks ago and have like a 160 costume library (and counting because people keep donating).
OPERATION INFLATION
www.operationinflation.com
October 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Y’all here is a fun fact: Portland has a brand new volunteer organization called “operation inflation” that allows people to borrow inflatable costumes for protests. They just started a couple weeks ago and have like a 160 costume library (and counting because people keep donating).
Diva up, everybody.
October 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Diva up, everybody.
Benioff isn’t kissing up to Trump (just) for ICE contracts. He needs govt approval of the Informatica deal worth $8 billion.
Salesforce Signs Definitive Agreement to Acquire Informatica
SAN FRANCISCO/REDWOOD CITY, CA — May 27, 2025 — Salesforce (NYSE: CRM), the world’s #1 AI CRM, and Informatica (NYSE: INFA), a leader in enterprise
www.salesforce.com
October 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Benioff isn’t kissing up to Trump (just) for ICE contracts. He needs govt approval of the Informatica deal worth $8 billion.
With this cluster of East Bay earthquakes, I started thinking about why they freak me out so badly. I was in high school during the Loma Prieta quake. My dad’s house in the Santa Cruz mountains collapsed. My mom was on the 30-somethingth floor in the City…
October 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
With this cluster of East Bay earthquakes, I started thinking about why they freak me out so badly. I was in high school during the Loma Prieta quake. My dad’s house in the Santa Cruz mountains collapsed. My mom was on the 30-somethingth floor in the City…
Aretha covering “The Weight”
Without saying Hurt, fav Cover Song?
October 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Aretha covering “The Weight”
The follow up question should be “why are you so out of the loop?” or “Oh, I thought you were more important, I guess.” or “you know everyone knows you’re lying when you say that, right?”
I don't understand why U.S. reporters so regularly seem to let politicians get away with 'I haven't seen that' about stuff a) they obviously know and b) is directly relevant to their job. Did they sign some kind of agreement never to ask a follow-up question?
REPORTER: We know the president moved forward with mass layoffs. We're also learning there were significant cuts to staff at special education services. Are you comfortable with those cuts?
MIKE JOHNSON: I haven't seen the specifics of that and I don't know
MIKE JOHNSON: I haven't seen the specifics of that and I don't know
October 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The follow up question should be “why are you so out of the loop?” or “Oh, I thought you were more important, I guess.” or “you know everyone knows you’re lying when you say that, right?”
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Americans love to mock the French as pussies but I can guarantee you if masked federal agents were disappearing journalists they would have 18-wheelers blocking every highway and protests throughout Paris
October 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Americans love to mock the French as pussies but I can guarantee you if masked federal agents were disappearing journalists they would have 18-wheelers blocking every highway and protests throughout Paris
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Please remember that Taraji P. Henson warned everyone with time to spare.
“Taraji P. Henson made Project 2025 the talk of the BET Awards.
The host of this year's BET Awards warned viewers on multiple occasions about the far-right plan to dismantle and remake the government in Trump's image.” www.msnbc.com/msnbc/amp/sh...
The host of this year's BET Awards warned viewers on multiple occasions about the far-right plan to dismantle and remake the government in Trump's image.” www.msnbc.com/msnbc/amp/sh...
Taraji P. Henson made Project 2025 the talk of the BET Awards
The draconian plan supported by conservative groups to dismantle the government if Donald Trump is elected was the talk of the Black Entertainment Television Awards.
www.msnbc.com
March 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Please remember that Taraji P. Henson warned everyone with time to spare.
I am so tired of waiting to hear the news we’re all waiting for.
October 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I am so tired of waiting to hear the news we’re all waiting for.