Elizabeth Cutler
@elizabethcutler.bsky.social
Writer, improv teacher/performer, Bachelor(ette) enthusiast.
Creative writer | Improv Teacher/Performer/Facilitator | Playwright | Storyteller | Bachelor(ette) Enthusiast |
Learn more about the first four: https://www.thisiselizabethcutler.com/
Creative writer | Improv Teacher/Performer/Facilitator | Playwright | Storyteller | Bachelor(ette) Enthusiast |
Learn more about the first four: https://www.thisiselizabethcutler.com/
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Write engaging culture/lifestyle articles and/or personal essays for your publication
Edit materials such as your web content, personal statements, or email campaigns
Bring improv to your team at work or elsewhere (HOAs! volunteer teams! sky's the limit!)
Write engaging culture/lifestyle articles and/or personal essays for your publication
Edit materials such as your web content, personal statements, or email campaigns
Bring improv to your team at work or elsewhere (HOAs! volunteer teams! sky's the limit!)
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November 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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“We totally want to hear what you would do in this completely fictional, hypothetical situation since this would never everrrrr happen in real life.” By @elizabethcutler.bsky.social
Full piece: medium.com/thebelladonn...
Full piece: medium.com/thebelladonn...
October 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
“We totally want to hear what you would do in this completely fictional, hypothetical situation since this would never everrrrr happen in real life.” By @elizabethcutler.bsky.social
Full piece: medium.com/thebelladonn...
Full piece: medium.com/thebelladonn...
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who needs manufactured scares when your country is basically a house of horrors?
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October 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
who needs manufactured scares when your country is basically a house of horrors?
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October 14, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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October 10, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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October 9, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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September 26, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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September 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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“When I said these witch trials were part and parcel with a safe society, I didn’t mean my wife! Allow me to explain.” By @elizabethcutler.bsky.social
Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/im-cool-with...
Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/im-cool-with...
September 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
“When I said these witch trials were part and parcel with a safe society, I didn’t mean my wife! Allow me to explain.” By @elizabethcutler.bsky.social
Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/im-cool-with...
Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/im-cool-with...
Can confirm @crmonks.bsky.social’s adherence to an impressively speedy and clear turnaround - and being an all around great editor to work with! This is why @mcsweeneys.net rules 🙌🏻
Periodic reminder that we at @mcsweeneys.net ’s have no writing staff (save for the great @shadesofgreaves.bsky.social), and rely on unsolicited submissions for our humor & satire. We respond to each every submission within 7.39 days (but usually much sooner).
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September 9, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Can confirm @crmonks.bsky.social’s adherence to an impressively speedy and clear turnaround - and being an all around great editor to work with! This is why @mcsweeneys.net rules 🙌🏻
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August 15, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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“Sometimes it’s *really* hard to tell the difference. Our quiz has you covered!”
By @elizabethcutler.bsky.social
Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/quiz-are-you...
By @elizabethcutler.bsky.social
Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/quiz-are-you...
July 31, 2025 at 3:02 PM
“Sometimes it’s *really* hard to tell the difference. Our quiz has you covered!”
By @elizabethcutler.bsky.social
Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/quiz-are-you...
By @elizabethcutler.bsky.social
Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/quiz-are-you...
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@nytimes.com McSweeney’s is doing your work for you.
"It’s almost as if the truth has been staring us in the face all this time, but seventy-seven million Americans voted for Donald Trump anyway."
Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein: A Quiz
1. Were Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein friends? A. I don’t know. B. If by “friends” you mean that the two men partied together at Mar-a-Lago, tha...
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July 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
@nytimes.com McSweeney’s is doing your work for you.
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July 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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There's no way this is just about "finances," given that they had plenty of finances to bribe Trump. A shame. Colbert is so funny and kind and generous, especially to writers.
July 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
There's no way this is just about "finances," given that they had plenty of finances to bribe Trump. A shame. Colbert is so funny and kind and generous, especially to writers.
I wrote this! At the end of another heavy week in our world, I hope it makes someone smile.
"Truth is, inadvertently switching places with a bear cub and almost being raised and/or eaten by a literal mama bear was a traumatizing experience for me, one which nobody seems to understand."
Sal from Blueberries for Sal Breaks Her Silence
Thank you for coming to my press conference. Many people describe the Caldecott Honor–winning tome by Robert McCloskey, which recounts my harrowing...
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July 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I wrote this! At the end of another heavy week in our world, I hope it makes someone smile.
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"How is my relationship with my mom, you ask? Yeesh. Loaded question."
Sal from Blueberries for Sal Breaks Her Silence
Thank you for coming to my press conference. Many people describe the Caldecott Honor–winning tome by Robert McCloskey, which recounts my harrowing...
buff.ly
July 11, 2025 at 12:32 PM
"How is my relationship with my mom, you ask? Yeesh. Loaded question."
my first piece for @mcsweeneys.net!
If you often wonder what children's book characters would really say/feel off the page, then this piece is for you 🤓
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sal...
#mcsweeneys #nationalblueberryday
If you often wonder what children's book characters would really say/feel off the page, then this piece is for you 🤓
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sal...
#mcsweeneys #nationalblueberryday
Sal from Blueberries for Sal Breaks Her Silence
Thank you for coming to my press conference.
Many people describe the Caldecott Honor–winning tome by Robert McCloskey, which recounts my harrowing...
www.mcsweeneys.net
July 8, 2025 at 1:50 PM
my first piece for @mcsweeneys.net!
If you often wonder what children's book characters would really say/feel off the page, then this piece is for you 🤓
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sal...
#mcsweeneys #nationalblueberryday
If you often wonder what children's book characters would really say/feel off the page, then this piece is for you 🤓
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sal...
#mcsweeneys #nationalblueberryday
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June 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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May 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM