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We knew the halftime show was going to be the most exciting part, but damn.
February 10, 2026 at 9:41 PM
We knew the halftime show was going to be the most exciting part, but damn.
The building's billionaire owner was too busy seeing "Melania" for the sixth time to pay for repairs
@postguild.bsky.social
@postguild.bsky.social
February 10, 2026 at 1:30 PM
The building's billionaire owner was too busy seeing "Melania" for the sixth time to pay for repairs
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@postguild.bsky.social
Every couch in the Vatican could finally unclench.
February 9, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Every couch in the Vatican could finally unclench.
“Wake me up for Benito”
February 8, 2026 at 11:55 PM
“Wake me up for Benito”
Le Diplomat only has so many one person tables, so book now!
February 8, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Le Diplomat only has so many one person tables, so book now!
"Just change the P to a C and you get RACIST, so it'll be easy for you reporters," Trump told the White House Press Pool.
February 6, 2026 at 9:45 PM
"Just change the P to a C and you get RACIST, so it'll be easy for you reporters," Trump told the White House Press Pool.
This reboot of All the President's Men sucks.
February 6, 2026 at 4:43 PM
This reboot of All the President's Men sucks.
"Boss, we've crunched the numbers and it turns out humans like human rights"
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February 5, 2026 at 2:02 PM
"Boss, we've crunched the numbers and it turns out humans like human rights"
✍️ @elizabethcutler.bsky.social
✍️ @elizabethcutler.bsky.social
And who are we at The Cherry Swamp to argue with an all knowing groundhog?
February 2, 2026 at 4:19 PM
And who are we at The Cherry Swamp to argue with an all knowing groundhog?
The fatal shots came from the Oval Office. The DOJ declined to name the president involved.
February 2, 2026 at 1:45 PM
The fatal shots came from the Oval Office. The DOJ declined to name the president involved.
"I'm just trying to be a natural people person, okay?"
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✍️ @elizabethcutler.bsky.social
February 1, 2026 at 7:41 PM
"I'm just trying to be a natural people person, okay?"
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✍️ @elizabethcutler.bsky.social
While other reports have said the wrong Home Alone 2 "star" has died, we at Cherry Swamp want to clarify that he's in the film for seven seconds and can't hold a fucking candle to this icon.
January 30, 2026 at 10:09 PM
While other reports have said the wrong Home Alone 2 "star" has died, we at Cherry Swamp want to clarify that he's in the film for seven seconds and can't hold a fucking candle to this icon.
Accepting the "Best Picture, Actress, Goalie, Humanitarian & Lifetime Achievement" award, Melania's body double stated, "Be best!" then grabbed the gold statuette and walked back to her helicopter.
January 30, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Accepting the "Best Picture, Actress, Goalie, Humanitarian & Lifetime Achievement" award, Melania's body double stated, "Be best!" then grabbed the gold statuette and walked back to her helicopter.
“Our students know how to get back up after our lack of ice melt knocks them down”
January 29, 2026 at 9:35 PM
“Our students know how to get back up after our lack of ice melt knocks them down”
DC's current snow removal process is to rely on one single woman with a bucket and a hammer
January 29, 2026 at 6:01 PM
DC's current snow removal process is to rely on one single woman with a bucket and a hammer
But the city does not have enough extension cords for everyone.
January 27, 2026 at 6:35 PM
But the city does not have enough extension cords for everyone.
Our therapy needs therapy.
January 26, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Our therapy needs therapy.
January 24, 2026 at 7:00 PM
“Don’t worry. I’ve got a kid-size cage in the back and everything!”
January 23, 2026 at 9:28 PM
“Don’t worry. I’ve got a kid-size cage in the back and everything!”
Luckily the National Guard is on hand to assist residents by posing on street corners and hanging out in Metro stations.
January 23, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Luckily the National Guard is on hand to assist residents by posing on street corners and hanging out in Metro stations.
January 14, 2026 at 8:00 PM
He still has some of his best year ahead of him!
January 9, 2026 at 6:56 PM
He still has some of his best year ahead of him!
According to Article 2(4) of the United Nations Charter the Venezuelan President has entered the United States illegally.
January 3, 2026 at 11:30 PM
According to Article 2(4) of the United Nations Charter the Venezuelan President has entered the United States illegally.
Required skill: Pacing with a towel.
@pitajones
@pitajones
January 1, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Required skill: Pacing with a towel.
@pitajones
@pitajones
"Meghan, I can't look at a powerpoint about how you held your best friend's daughter for the first time."
@pitajones
@pitajones
December 31, 2025 at 8:58 PM
"Meghan, I can't look at a powerpoint about how you held your best friend's daughter for the first time."
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@pitajones