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"I just feel like I bring a great perspective that's more in touch with the people"
✍️ @elizabethcutler.bsky.social
✍️ @elizabethcutler.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
"I just feel like I bring a great perspective that's more in touch with the people"
✍️ @elizabethcutler.bsky.social
✍️ @elizabethcutler.bsky.social
"He's always had a huge influence on my decision making, and now he'll be calling all shots in the Caribbean," Hegseth stated to the Pentagon Press Corps.
December 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
"He's always had a huge influence on my decision making, and now he'll be calling all shots in the Caribbean," Hegseth stated to the Pentagon Press Corps.
Your reputation among acquaintances is too important to risk.
December 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Your reputation among acquaintances is too important to risk.
Sean Spicer will be the project liaison.
@pitajones
@pitajones
December 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Sean Spicer will be the project liaison.
@pitajones
@pitajones
Sources indicate Seal Team 6 is on standby, pending a plan on who will protect them during patrols
December 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Sources indicate Seal Team 6 is on standby, pending a plan on who will protect them during patrols
He swears that he told Epstein he “really can’t stay” on the island.
December 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
He swears that he told Epstein he “really can’t stay” on the island.
Jealous of the obliviousness.
By @coonoorbehal
By @coonoorbehal
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Jealous of the obliviousness.
By @coonoorbehal
By @coonoorbehal
It’s that time of year again when your family gathers around the table to celebrate Thanksgiving and it’s also the time of year when you pretend to thank an unknown man in the sky for it all.
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
It’s that time of year again when your family gathers around the table to celebrate Thanksgiving and it’s also the time of year when you pretend to thank an unknown man in the sky for it all.
She even stole her boss’s gavel in an attempt to shut down any potential fights.
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
She even stole her boss’s gavel in an attempt to shut down any potential fights.
Thanksgiving wines to pair with your family's casual racism
... Probably safer to stick to only whites.
... Probably safer to stick to only whites.
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Thanksgiving wines to pair with your family's casual racism
... Probably safer to stick to only whites.
... Probably safer to stick to only whites.
"And you should probably try losing weight."
November 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
"And you should probably try losing weight."
"Moi will never be quiet!"
November 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
"Moi will never be quiet!"
Does anyone have a light?
November 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Does anyone have a light?
At this point, we’re shocked if you’re shocked.
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
At this point, we’re shocked if you’re shocked.
It's giving chaos.
@pitajones
@pitajones
November 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
It's giving chaos.
@pitajones
@pitajones
Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said consumers should adjust to the price increase by simply thinking less.
November 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said consumers should adjust to the price increase by simply thinking less.
"Our findings show the measures for how many stakeholders we've reached."
@pitajones
@pitajones
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
"Our findings show the measures for how many stakeholders we've reached."
@pitajones
@pitajones
And if so, can growing a goddamn spine fix it?
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
And if so, can growing a goddamn spine fix it?
But hey, it was the telework policies that were the problem, right????
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
But hey, it was the telework policies that were the problem, right????
November 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
"It's been a pleasure doing democracy these past 249 years."
@pitajones
@pitajones
November 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
"It's been a pleasure doing democracy these past 249 years."
@pitajones
@pitajones
Notoriously anxious, extremely social creatures, the Nation's quails have been spotted throughout the night celebrating with jubilant relief as a known predator finally bit the dust, improving the overall safety of the quail community.
November 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Notoriously anxious, extremely social creatures, the Nation's quails have been spotted throughout the night celebrating with jubilant relief as a known predator finally bit the dust, improving the overall safety of the quail community.
"It's been a pleasure doing democracy these past 249 years."
@pitajones
@pitajones
November 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"It's been a pleasure doing democracy these past 249 years."
@pitajones
@pitajones
"Actually, you would be surprised," said the Incarcerated Pedophile, "People think it was all business, but I just happened to be friends with the Pedophile in the White House and some other pedophiles in the area."
November 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
"Actually, you would be surprised," said the Incarcerated Pedophile, "People think it was all business, but I just happened to be friends with the Pedophile in the White House and some other pedophiles in the area."