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mostly just here to appreciate things
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Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
January 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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The Trump administration is freezing federal child care funding to all states, not just Minnesota. abcnews.go.com/US/hhs-freezin...
HHS freezing child care payments to all states after Minnesota fraud allegations: Official
An HHS official says the agency has "frozen all child care payments" to all states after allegations of fraudulent day care centers in Minnesota. 
abcnews.go.com
December 31, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
still really love dreamcatcher sua's cover of this www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ2f...
December 26, 2025 at 6:10 AM
gotta say I don't really think of myself as a snob, but I feel like the first thing a piece of published nonfiction SHOULDN'T remind me of are those snapcube sonic real time dubs.
At least 40% of the book is just tortured descriptions of her surroundings.
December 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
michael, no.

michael, there are so many video games you could be playing.
I cannot believe I am going to force myself to read this thing
slate.com/culture/2025...
December 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
losing it at the AUTISM bicycle
"Runctitiononal features"? "Medical fymblal"? "1 Tol Line storee"? This gets worse the longer you look at it. But it's got to be good, because it was published in Nature Scientific Reports last week: www.nature.com/articles/s41... h/t @asa.tsbalans.se
November 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Every American should have this in their wallet:
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
introducing chotinerdash! get dunked on in thirty minutes or less or your money back.
If Isaac Chotiner ever said this to me, I would move to the woods.
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
girl what
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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I asked Georgetown law prof David Super wtf is going on with this latest demand for states to claw back benefits already sent out.
He says the law doesn't allow for this, and if the USDA is mad that states already sent out SNAP money, too bad—they were following USDA's own guidance. Full comments:
November 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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By today, nearly 11 million SNAP participants should have received *full* benefits for November. They haven't.

By Friday, this jumps to about 20 million.

(estimated using state participation data and issuance schedules from USDA FNS)

🥗 🛟 🩺📊 #econsky
November 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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I cannot
November 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Has this World Series consistently featured the highest quality of baseball? No. Has it featured the widest array possible of beautiful, weird, specific baseball delights? Yes.
November 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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It gets crazier. Source in Maryland Gov Wes Moore's admin tells me they informed Trump officials that the ailing counties were in Appalachia, and the Trump people were surprised to hear this!

(Supports @jamellebouie.net's point about MAGA's Balkanized vision of US)

newrepublic.com/article/2022...
October 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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i think i would honestly find this whole discourse more tolerable if people simply said what they were actually saying, which is that they think the Democratic Party is too associated with femininity (and secondarily, with black people) and that they want to correct this
October 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM
This also captures how Nebraska often feels like two very different states stapled together.
This is the most accurate depiction of the Midwest to date. Wichita has always felt like the last Midwest city while also being the first plains city.
October 8, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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They’re using American tax dollars to fund infrastructure in Argentina because that’s where they’re all going to flee when we kick them out of office
After announcing a $20 billion bailout of Argentina, the White House now says it's pausing $18 billion in funding for NYC infrastructure projects

Russ Vought would love nothing more than to tear this country down to its studs
October 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits
Bari Weiss is set to be named the editor in chief of CBS News, the New York Post reports
October 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."
October 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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I, too, would make sure that all the people who would need to coordinate to halt or reverse my political progress were gathered from across the planet in the same room while I demonstrated why they should probably do that
if i were a would-be dictator whose only civilian check on power had been consumed by total-complete partisan loyalty, something i would definitely do is call an unprecedented in-person meeting of the only people who could stop me and then proceed to illustrate why they should stop me
September 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Generals I have gathered you here today to make sure the military isn't doing anything gay or black
September 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
secretary jack daniels drilled himself in the nuts with a skateboard and gave That speech this week, both live on television, and the skateboard wanging was by far the less embarrassing incident
September 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM