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Elisabeth 📚
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Pittsburgh n'at

I'm so tired of trying new social media apps
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BREAKING: Federal judge in Pittsburgh blocks DOJ's invasive trans care subpoena.

The latest loss for DOJ, regarding the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center's patients, also brings news that DOJ has started scaling back its requests following its many losses.

New, at Law Dork:
Breaking: Federal judge in Pittsburgh blocks DOJ's invasive trans care subpoena
The latest loss for DOJ, regarding the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center's patients, also brings news that DOJ has started scaling back its requests following its many losses.
www.lawdork.com
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
In the past 24 hours:

- Credit card has been locked (why???)
- Fridge died and had to buy a new one
- Woke up at 4am to a burst pipe and a flooded kitchen

I need the universe to give me a win here, it's Christmas Eve.
December 24, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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Allentown. 700 East Warrington Ave - The convenience store that doesn't have a name across from the Dollar General. Caller says that the clerk just charged her 10 cents extra because she used a credit card. She said if the cops don't come, she's going to tear the place up.
December 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The absolute vice grip this movie has over me.

Every word.
Every lyric.
Every outfit.
Every year.
December 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I've reached my abaolite limit for human interaction today and it's only noon
December 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I dunno who needs to hear this, but I really don't need to see a daily update on where you move your family's elf on a shelf every night.
December 10, 2025 at 12:39 PM
My daughter has been loving all the vintage Polly Pocket sets I saved from my childhood, so I went on fb market to see if I could find any new ones for her.

Apparently I'm sitting on $1,000 in Polly Pockets at my house, as sets are routinely selling for $50 a pop! 😱
December 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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wearing slippers and pajamas to the airport is antifa now
November 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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⚽️ Pittsburgh Riverhounds win first title! The city’s first pro soccer championship! www.axios.com/local/pittsb...
Pittsburgh Riverhounds win first USL title in dramatic fashion
Beto Ydrach sealed the win on PKs after a scoreless draw in Tulsa.
www.axios.com
November 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
After a string of very long days filled with illness and exhaustion, today was a good day.

And I think tomorrow's going to be even better. Apparently I'm getting Taco Bell with my daughter.
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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BREAKING: Bomb threats have been made against Rep. Chris Deluzio local offices. Comes has death threats against Dem veteran lawmakers have spiked following threats made by President Trump against them. www.axios.com/local/pittsb...
Bomb threat targets Rep. Deluzio's office
The threat came after Trump suggested veterans like Deluzio deserved punishment for remarks about illegal military orders.
www.axios.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
LFG!!
We're primarying John Fetterman.

Last week, Fetterman again sold out working Pennsylvanians. He was the deciding vote for a Republican budget bill that will strip healthcare from over 400,000 Pennsylvanians.

We deserve real working class leadership in the Senate, not a Trump-enabling Democrat.
November 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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70+ free printable "How to Report ICE" zines with info on the SALUTE protocol and local hotline numbers for all over the country! Including some in Spanish!

There is an info sheet on how to fold and cut the zines and a form to request a zine for your area.

drive.google.com/drive/folder...
November 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
When you continue to see people love a small business in the South Hills but you know the owner is transphobic....👀👀👀
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Tremendous experience in....filing for bankruptcy? Grifting? Committing (and being found guilty in court of) sexual abuse and defamation?

These aren't really the things I need tremendous leadership in when it comes to my list of credentials of who should run the country.
Scott Turner: "There's a lot of ideas on the table, including the 50 year mortgage. I don't think it's a matter of if I like it or if I'm for it, what matters is what makes sense for our country. President Trump and people in this administration have tremendous experience."
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
My dad asked me what I want for Xmas this year and I told him a babysitter so @p0ffee.bsky.social and I could go out and be adults. He scoffed at the suggestion, so I guess I'm getting a kitchen appliance instead.
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Dealer: alright everyone ante up

Chuck Schumer: I fold

Dealer: … we haven’t even dealt the hand yet

Chuck Schumer: I 👏 fold 👏
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The fuck is Schumer doing?
November 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
What if someone baked me a cheesecake?
November 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Elon Musk’s new pay package would feed all forty million Americans on SNAP for the next ten years. He wouldn’t notice the difference but the country would.
November 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Please stop falling for the MTG is a new person con.

Please.
November 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
There is a KDKA reporter constantly in my threads replies and I dont know why. A fairly well-known one too...
November 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Pittsburgh didn't make the list lolololz
Fox & Friends displays a graphic of the 40 airports where flights will be reduced starting today during interview with Sean Duffy
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
This training has a man who lost his voice leading it, and sure...
November 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM