Elipsicus Drat
@elipsicusdrat.bsky.social
Artist, seeker, spooky, distracted. They/Them/cryptid. 🏳️🌈
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AGs: You must end your DEI programs!
Costco: We don't have DEI programs.
AGs: Then why are all these black people working here? Fire them!
Costco: Uh...no?
Costco: We don't have DEI programs.
AGs: Then why are all these black people working here? Fire them!
Costco: Uh...no?
February 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
AGs: You must end your DEI programs!
Costco: We don't have DEI programs.
AGs: Then why are all these black people working here? Fire them!
Costco: Uh...no?
Costco: We don't have DEI programs.
AGs: Then why are all these black people working here? Fire them!
Costco: Uh...no?
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Share with someone who will correct me.
February 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Share with someone who will correct me.
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Something I wrote elsewhere but is relevant here, as we start this first full week of February 2025:
February 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Something I wrote elsewhere but is relevant here, as we start this first full week of February 2025:
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Yuuuuuup
The "first they came..." poem gets quoted and quoted and quoted and quoted and you know what, we do in fact know who they're coming for first, right now, and that is trans people, and the answer needs to be "absolutely the fuck not, you motherfuckers," full stop.
January 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Yuuuuuup
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Live your life so that when you die, some joyless schmuck is annoyed that his entire social media feed is a wall of people's posts talking about how much you and your work meant to them
January 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Live your life so that when you die, some joyless schmuck is annoyed that his entire social media feed is a wall of people's posts talking about how much you and your work meant to them
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If you are not already aware that the little owl antennae are called “plumicorns” I would like to be the one who shared that information with you.
November 16, 2023 at 6:37 AM
If you are not already aware that the little owl antennae are called “plumicorns” I would like to be the one who shared that information with you.
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The rule for us: Candy for everyone who comes to the door. Because we all deserve candy on Halloween.
I'll Die On This Hill Time: Teenagers are still children, no matter what Riverdale and other modern media might suggest. If a 6'3" kid comes to your door with a mustache and is costumed and polite, they deserve candy and kindness just as much as the kindergartners do.
October 31, 2023 at 7:29 PM
The rule for us: Candy for everyone who comes to the door. Because we all deserve candy on Halloween.
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I hate pinterest so much.
"Look at this thing I found!"
"Oh hey! I've been looking for that exact thing. Where did you find it?"
"Not telling. All you can do is look at the fact that I found it. Also, every link you think might take you to the original just brings you back here! Bless!"
"Look at this thing I found!"
"Oh hey! I've been looking for that exact thing. Where did you find it?"
"Not telling. All you can do is look at the fact that I found it. Also, every link you think might take you to the original just brings you back here! Bless!"
October 29, 2023 at 5:21 PM
I hate pinterest so much.
"Look at this thing I found!"
"Oh hey! I've been looking for that exact thing. Where did you find it?"
"Not telling. All you can do is look at the fact that I found it. Also, every link you think might take you to the original just brings you back here! Bless!"
"Look at this thing I found!"
"Oh hey! I've been looking for that exact thing. Where did you find it?"
"Not telling. All you can do is look at the fact that I found it. Also, every link you think might take you to the original just brings you back here! Bless!"
I needed to be reminded. Maybe you do, too.
October 23, 2023 at 2:56 PM
I needed to be reminded. Maybe you do, too.
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Ursula Vernon's Hugo acceptance speech included this delightful anecdote-slash-metaphor-slash-encouragement. https://www.patreon.com/posts/91410900
October 21, 2023 at 11:04 PM
Ursula Vernon's Hugo acceptance speech included this delightful anecdote-slash-metaphor-slash-encouragement. https://www.patreon.com/posts/91410900
I'm absolutely "Special Diet", probably with the addition of "Approach Slowly"
October 18, 2023 at 3:16 PM
I'm absolutely "Special Diet", probably with the addition of "Approach Slowly"