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XelEsparza
@xelesparza.bsky.social
I make stuff out of yarn. Do you want a thing made out of yarn? I can do that for you! https://ko-fi.com/xelsknitsandstuff

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For my birthday, I have received an illness. Cheer me up by checking out my ko-fi and maybe getting something for a fibercraft-needing person in your life?

Ko-fi.com/xelsknitsandstuff
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
NAPKIN CHECK!
November 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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My new boss has a slight lisp. Anyone know the best voice-to-text program that might account for that? He's spending too much time editing his dictated notes.
November 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
My new boss has a slight lisp. Anyone know the best voice-to-text program that might account for that? He's spending too much time editing his dictated notes.
November 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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It’s time for the #GhostnolaIndustries #ExtraLife #CardioSoles marathon! We’re live & I’m going to kick my own ass until this game is done!
twitch.tv/geoff_a_ghost
geoff_a_ghost - Twitch
Ghostnola Industries (myself and fronds) enjoy streaming when it's fun and largely for the Extra Life Charity. Check out what Extra Life incentives are happening, subscribe (& I pass payout as chat do...
twitch.tv
November 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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🕯️Manifesting 🕯️
October 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Day 1: Bulbasaur

Best starter boy!

#pokemon #knitting 🧶
November 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
As of tomorrow at 10am, I will be officially unemployed. I've got some applications in, but starting today I'm going to double down on the knitted pokemon project. If you or someone you know need a cute plush for upcoming gift giving, hit me up!
November 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Finished a smol commission. Not 100% sure what it is, but I don't have to be to make a plush of it! 🧶 #knitting #crafting
October 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The worst time to no longer have a cat obsessed with being in your lap whenever you are sitting still for longer than 5 minutes is when your intrusive thoughts refuse to be drowned out by anything other than arrhythmic purring.
October 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I just had a wacky thought- if we do, in fact, get this house, then the computers will likely no longer be in the same room. Ben and I wouldn't have to worry so much about echos from mics. I could, quite possibly, become a leetle blue PNG dargon what sits on Ben's head when we stream together.
October 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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I'll be putting an offer on this house today, so infrequent reminder that I sell my handmade yarngoods and take commissions!

ko-fi.com/xelsknitsand...
October 9, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I'll be putting an offer on this house today, so infrequent reminder that I sell my handmade yarngoods and take commissions!

ko-fi.com/xelsknitsand...
October 9, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I have never seen The Goonies, only 1 film by John Hughes, and (much to @bencreighton.bsky.social's dismay) almost none of The Simpsons.
Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?

I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
October 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Going to see a house I might like to buy tomorrow. I really think the listing agent got some details confused, but here's hoping!
October 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The Little Dog followed me into the bathroom and got herself stuck between the open door and the wall. She kept trying to back out, hitting the doorstop, and walking forward again. I am a terrible person for giggling and not helping.
September 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I've been seeing the Emotional Support Prince going around again, and just a reminder that if you require an Emotional Support Somebody, I can hook you up!
Finally finishing up some fan art. I still need to tack down the bangs a bit better, but I have to wait for the eyes to dry first. #TheOnesWithin #Anya @tmullenixvo.bsky.social
September 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The cat distribution system is toying with me and I don't particularly enjoy it. Either furnish me a new lap cat, or don't, but please stop taunting me with cries of kittens I can't find at my job sites. >:[
September 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Me: Little Dog, you are pacing with your rail tucked. Do you need to go outside? Let's go out.
LD: ah yes. outdoors is where pee.
Me: Good Dog! :D

Ten minutes later, back upstairs

LD: and on floor by bed is where poop.
Me: DAMMIT! >:[
September 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Not yet blocked or end-woven, but I got something mostly finished today. #knitting #crafting #yarn 🧶
September 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Technologically advance a band:

Super-radio
Technologically advance a band:

OLED Soundsystem
September 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
We have a chance maybe to drown out the loser voices causing this.
TELL bsky you have an issue with this!

1) KEEP talking about it - don't let this issue fade away

2) Submit feedback to bsky! TELL them its not okay!

On PC: on the right under "trending"

On mobile: on the left under "settings"

2/🧵
September 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Me: This site is usually so good! Why does this chart not line up with the pattern on the example? It's like it's upside down or something.

And that's how it finally clicked that what I thought was a top-down sweater is actually worked bottom-up. 🙃
September 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I DID NOT REALIZE SOMEONE PUT AUDIO TO THIS! I AM GETTING A CRAMP IN MY STOMACH FROM LAUGHING! HELP
I’ve been quoting this at least once a day for the past almost 10 years lol
September 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Me: Finally! A half day off! I can knit when I get home. But first, change out of work clothes and bathe.
Dragon brain: mmmmm... hot water.... we live here now.....
Me: Not this again. I want to craft!
DB: nope.... live here now.... comfortable.... eepy....
September 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM