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Eli (like a lie online)
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I wanna lie on top of my girlfriend and curl up like a cat but no, I gotta 'go to work' and 'do laundry' and 'not crush her'
July 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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reminder, bsky has a clever way to display pronouns that's built in!

but you only see them if you yourself opt in, so please feel free to here by subscribing and then choosing which applies!!

@pronouns.diy
June 2, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"

Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
May 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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13/?
May 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Having a heck of time reading a paper about HS (Heparan Sulfate) and not mentally filling it in as Horne Section each time
May 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
reposting my comic here for visibility 🙇‍♀️

you can also read it on Tapas (link in bio)

thank you so much!

#DetectiveButton 1/?
May 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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🌼🔧🧬 RESEARCH 🧬🔧🌼

Protein phosphatase 2A B’α and B’β promote pollen wall construction partially through BRASSINAZOLE-RESISTANT 1-activated cysteine protease gene CEP1 in Arabidopsis – Gao et al. doi.org/10.1093/jxb/...

#PlantScience 🧪
May 9, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Well, look who abandoned his principles on his first day of having real world responsibility.
May 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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A wild orangutan was observed applying chewed leaves to a cheek wound. Findings in Scientific Reports are 1st report of suspected wound treatment by a wild animal using a plant with medicinal properties. http://spklr.io/63329CrbX
@natureportfolio.nature.com @mpi-animalbehav.bsky.social #Zoology
May 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Love me some short little outtakes to nibble out of the generous Taskmaster hand
May 9, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Listening to the Wallis Island sound track is all fun and games until you're crying on the train because things *change* and you can never go back
May 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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25 April 2010 - Award-winning comedic genius tweets
April 25, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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For USA folks, the pre-order from Blackwells blackwells.co.uk/bookshop/pro... saved me approximately one million dollars in shipping.
April 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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I've written a book that comes out on July 3rd. It took me ages and I'm really proud of it (and glad it's finally finished). It's meant for kids but if you like summer holidays, grandparents, beaches and, ideally, stones, I hope you'll like it too. It's called The Last Pebble.
April 17, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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And here was Vol. 3 of my Greg-ified paintings: “Taskmaster Smooching His Assistant” inspired by Goya’s “Saturn Devouring His Son.” Also features @alexhorne.bsky.social !
#taskmaster #taskmasteruk #gregdavies #alexhorne #taskmasterfanart
April 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Vol.2 of my Greg-ified paintings: “Greg With A Pearl Earring” inspired by “Girl With A Pearl Earring” by Johannes Vermeer!
#taskmaster #taskmasteruk #taskmasterfanart @taskmaster.tv #gregdavies
April 16, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Now this one…well I’m sure it’s self-explanatory. Little Alex Horne, Patron Saint of the Neurodivergent. This one goes out to all the ND TM fans out there I see yall 👁️👄👁️
@alexhorne.bsky.social @taskmaster.tv #taskmaster #taskmasteruk #taskmasterfanart #alexhorne
April 16, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Watching Alex watch Ardal wash a mannequin’s hair in a cement mixer — an immediate shot of serotonin straight to the brain
@taskmaster.tv #taskmaster #taskmasteruk #taskmasterfanart #alexhorne
April 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Bridget Christie possesses a power we have not yet come to understand
@taskmaster.tv #taskmaster #taskmasteruk #taskmasterfanart #bridgetchristie
April 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Loving this promotional image for season 19 of #Taskmaster. Really leaning into the mad scientist theme!
April 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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ok ok I had meant to post vol. 2&3 first but I just finished number 4 and I’m genuinely so thrilled my god — here is “Greg Odalisque”
#taskmaster #taskmasteruk #taskmasterfanart #gregdavies @taskmaster.tv
April 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Since my account here is brand spanking new I gotta repost everything🤡
I started this ongoing series of “Greg-ified” classic paintings, inspired by the @taskmaster.tv paintings. The first one I did: “Horneian Gothic” which features @alexhorne.bsky.social !!
#taskmaster #alexhorne #gregdavies
April 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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I’ve been experimenting with Rubber Hose style lately and who’s more cartoon-coded than @alexhorne.bsky.social and @thehornesection.bsky.social ??
Which version do you like more?
#taskmaster #thehornesection #alexhorne
April 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
#taskmaster back bby!
April 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Shout out to the believers, this week, TK interviews the real @alexhorne.bsky.social about fanfiction. Yes, really.
Premiere in 12 hours from now.
youtu.be/JHosFCMxfIE?...
Transformative Taskmaster Ep 05 | Figures of fun (Alex Horne)
YouTube video by Transformative Taskmaster
youtu.be
April 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM