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Eli (like a lie online)
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eli-like-lying.bsky.social
I wanna lie on top of my girlfriend and curl up like a cat but no, I gotta 'go to work' and 'do laundry' and 'not crush her'
July 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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jametc.bsky.social
reminder, bsky has a clever way to display pronouns that's built in!

but you only see them if you yourself opt in, so please feel free to here by subscribing and then choosing which applies!!

@pronouns.diy
June 2, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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neohazard.bsky.social
Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"

Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
May 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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chanadraws.bsky.social
13/?
May 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
eli-like-lying.bsky.social
Having a heck of time reading a paper about HS (Heparan Sulfate) and not mentally filling it in as Horne Section each time
May 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
eli-like-lying.bsky.social
chanadraws.bsky.social chana @chanadraws.bsky.social · Nov 15
reposting my comic here for visibility 🙇‍♀️

you can also read it on Tapas (link in bio)

thank you so much!

#DetectiveButton 1/?
May 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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jxbotany.bsky.social
🌼🔧🧬 RESEARCH 🧬🔧🌼

Protein phosphatase 2A B’α and B’β promote pollen wall construction partially through BRASSINAZOLE-RESISTANT 1-activated cysteine protease gene CEP1 in Arabidopsis – Gao et al. doi.org/10.1093/jxb/...

#PlantScience 🧪
Figure 1 Pollen from the pp2ab’αβ double knockout mutant dispersed poorly. (A–B) Pollen grains from Col-0 (A) and pp2ab’αβ (B) anthers by scanning electron microscopy (SEM). (C–F) A dehiscent anther from Col-0 (C, E) and pp2ab’αβ (D, F) before (C–D) and after (E–F) pollen shed. (G–I) A close-up view of a Col-0 pollen grain (G), showing a clear reticulate texture, and a large (H) and a cluster of small (I) pollen grains from pp2ab’αβ displaying a glossy surface by SEM. The star marks the sticky remnants of the tapetum and the arrows mark tectum breakage. (J) The percentage of sticky remnant (SR)-containing pollen grains. The total number of examined pollen grains is shown within the bar, and the percentage of SR-containing pollen grains is shown at the top of the bars. (K–L) The stigma and dehiscent anthers from Col-0 (K) and pp2ab’αβ (L). The red arrow marks the pollinated stigma and the shrunken papilla cells. The white arrow marks the non-pollinated stigma and the erect papilla cells
May 9, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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joho.bsky.social
Well, look who abandoned his principles on his first day of having real world responsibility.
Scoop: "Randomized controlled trials are not always necessary," new FDA vaccine chief Dr. Vinay Prasad says to staff. Introductory comments yesterday reflected a return to nuance from a figure who had become contentious in recent years. JEREMY FAUST, MD MAY 8 INSIDE MEDICINE
May 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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natureportfolio.nature.com
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springernature.com Springer Nature @springernature.com · May 9
A wild orangutan was observed applying chewed leaves to a cheek wound. Findings in Scientific Reports are 1st report of suspected wound treatment by a wild animal using a plant with medicinal properties. http://spklr.io/63329CrbX
@natureportfolio.nature.com @mpi-animalbehav.bsky.social #Zoology
May 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
eli-like-lying.bsky.social
Love me some short little outtakes to nibble out of the generous Taskmaster hand
Alex and Greg in their taskmaster thrones, Alex is eating out of Greg's hand. Alex is labelled me, Greg is labelled Taskmaster and the hand is labelled outtakes
May 9, 2025 at 1:48 PM
eli-like-lying.bsky.social
Listening to the Wallis Island sound track is all fun and games until you're crying on the train because things *change* and you can never go back
May 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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todayinhornestory.bsky.social
25 April 2010 - Award-winning comedic genius tweets
Screenshot of two tweets from @longliveAlexH. The first 7:27AM reads: "Still feel stiff after Dodgeball. Could this be the beginning of the end?" The second from 8:35AM reads "No, it's all fine. Just had a cup of tea and am feeling back to normal. Pretty confident I'll make it to the end of April at least.
April 25, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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wrenarf.bsky.social
For USA folks, the pre-order from Blackwells blackwells.co.uk/bookshop/pro... saved me approximately one million dollars in shipping.
April 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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alexhorne.bsky.social
I've written a book that comes out on July 3rd. It took me ages and I'm really proud of it (and glad it's finally finished). It's meant for kids but if you like summer holidays, grandparents, beaches and, ideally, stones, I hope you'll like it too. It's called The Last Pebble.
April 17, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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queerolddad.bsky.social
And here was Vol. 3 of my Greg-ified paintings: “Taskmaster Smooching His Assistant” inspired by Goya’s “Saturn Devouring His Son.” Also features @alexhorne.bsky.social !
#taskmaster #taskmasteruk #gregdavies #alexhorne #taskmasterfanart
A digital painting of Greg Davies as Saturn as depicted in “Saturn Devouring His Son” by Goya. Instead of eating he is kissing the top of Alex Horne’s head. He is naked except for pink boxers with white hearts. Greg is wearing his black glasses.
April 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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queerolddad.bsky.social
Vol.2 of my Greg-ified paintings: “Greg With A Pearl Earring” inspired by “Girl With A Pearl Earring” by Johannes Vermeer!
#taskmaster #taskmasteruk #taskmasterfanart @taskmaster.tv #gregdavies
A digital painting of Greg Davies as the “Girl With A Pearl Earring”.
April 16, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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queerolddad.bsky.social
Now this one…well I’m sure it’s self-explanatory. Little Alex Horne, Patron Saint of the Neurodivergent. This one goes out to all the ND TM fans out there I see yall 👁️👄👁️
@alexhorne.bsky.social @taskmaster.tv #taskmaster #taskmasteruk #taskmasterfanart #alexhorne
April 16, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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queerolddad.bsky.social
Watching Alex watch Ardal wash a mannequin’s hair in a cement mixer — an immediate shot of serotonin straight to the brain
@taskmaster.tv #taskmaster #taskmasteruk #taskmasterfanart #alexhorne
April 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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queerolddad.bsky.social
Bridget Christie possesses a power we have not yet come to understand
@taskmaster.tv #taskmaster #taskmasteruk #taskmasterfanart #bridgetchristie
April 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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taskmaster.info
Loving this promotional image for season 19 of #Taskmaster. Really leaning into the mad scientist theme!
April 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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queerolddad.bsky.social
ok ok I had meant to post vol. 2&3 first but I just finished number 4 and I’m genuinely so thrilled my god — here is “Greg Odalisque”
#taskmaster #taskmasteruk #taskmasterfanart #gregdavies @taskmaster.tv
A digital painting of Greg Davies as the Taskmaster in the style of “Grand Odalisque” by Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres. He reclines on a blue velvet chaise with his back to the viewer, looking over his shoulder. He’s holding a peacock feather fan in his right hand with a scarf wrapped around his head. Behind him are blue patterned drapes. He wears his signature black glasses.
April 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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queerolddad.bsky.social
Since my account here is brand spanking new I gotta repost everything🤡
I started this ongoing series of “Greg-ified” classic paintings, inspired by the @taskmaster.tv paintings. The first one I did: “Horneian Gothic” which features @alexhorne.bsky.social !!
#taskmaster #alexhorne #gregdavies
A digital painting of Greg Davies and Alex Horne in the style of Grant Woods’ painting “American Gothic”. It depicts Greg Davies as the farmer, holding a pitchfork with a rubber duck speared onto it. On his right is Alex Horne, dressed as the farmer’s wife with a pineapple brooch. They stand in front of the Taskmaster house.
April 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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queerolddad.bsky.social
I’ve been experimenting with Rubber Hose style lately and who’s more cartoon-coded than @alexhorne.bsky.social and @thehornesection.bsky.social ??
Which version do you like more?
#taskmaster #thehornesection #alexhorne
A black and white illustration inspired by rubber hose animation of The Horne Section. The six men are in various poses, holding their instruments on a stage under a spotlight. The text above them says “The Horne Section” A color illustration inspired by rubber hose animation of The Horne Section. The six men are holding their instruments in various poses on a stage under a spotlight. The text above them reads “The Horne Section”
April 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
eli-like-lying.bsky.social
#taskmaster back bby!
April 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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tftaskmaster.bsky.social
Shout out to the believers, this week, TK interviews the real @alexhorne.bsky.social about fanfiction. Yes, really.
Premiere in 12 hours from now.
youtu.be/JHosFCMxfIE?...
Transformative Taskmaster Ep 05 | Figures of fun (Alex Horne)
YouTube video by Transformative Taskmaster
youtu.be
April 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM