Oleg Boltman
@elhijodelsimon.bsky.social
commissioner of food and beverage. hater of the year.
blog: handwerkreviews.wordpress.com / https://bsky.app/profile/handwerkreviews.bsky.social
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that time again
(matches, fights, fight scenes, 1 movie per $10, etc.)
(feel free to double/triple/etc. up)
(all promotion bans lifted)
(but try not to be a jerk, make sure your picks haven't been covered yet, etc.)
ko-fi.com/elhijodelsimon
(matches, fights, fight scenes, 1 movie per $10, etc.)
(feel free to double/triple/etc. up)
(all promotion bans lifted)
(but try not to be a jerk, make sure your picks haven't been covered yet, etc.)
ko-fi.com/elhijodelsimon
November 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
that time again
(matches, fights, fight scenes, 1 movie per $10, etc.)
(feel free to double/triple/etc. up)
(all promotion bans lifted)
(but try not to be a jerk, make sure your picks haven't been covered yet, etc.)
ko-fi.com/elhijodelsimon
(matches, fights, fight scenes, 1 movie per $10, etc.)
(feel free to double/triple/etc. up)
(all promotion bans lifted)
(but try not to be a jerk, make sure your picks haven't been covered yet, etc.)
ko-fi.com/elhijodelsimon
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in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it
we've all seen this what feels like a million times, but i can't recall it ever looking quite as graceful or unique as this version from Lizmark on Dr. Wagner Jr.
(CMLL Homenaje A Salvador Lutteroth 1996, 3/22/1996)
(CMLL Homenaje A Salvador Lutteroth 1996, 3/22/1996)
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
we've all seen this what feels like a million times, but i can't recall it ever looking quite as graceful or unique as this version from Lizmark on Dr. Wagner Jr.
(CMLL Homenaje A Salvador Lutteroth 1996, 3/22/1996)
(CMLL Homenaje A Salvador Lutteroth 1996, 3/22/1996)
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It shouldn’t be possible to accomplish something this funny with a simple musical cue but I promise you it’s worth it to turn the sound on
November 18, 2025 at 11:38 AM
It shouldn’t be possible to accomplish something this funny with a simple musical cue but I promise you it’s worth it to turn the sound on
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i finally finished watching every Cena/Orton match on tape, something someone commissioned like 6-7 months ago, at the rate of one every week or two. these are the final rankings for anyone who is at all interested in things like this.
November 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
i finally finished watching every Cena/Orton match on tape, something someone commissioned like 6-7 months ago, at the rate of one every week or two. these are the final rankings for anyone who is at all interested in things like this.
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Sting/Lex Luger/Randy Savage vs. The Outsiders, WCW Bash at the Beach (7/7/1996)
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Sting/Lex Luger/Randy Savage vs. The Outsiders, WCW Bash at the Beach (7/7/1996)
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November 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Sting/Lex Luger/Randy Savage vs. The Outsiders, WCW Bash at the Beach (7/7/1996)
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Ric Flair vs. Brian Pillman, WCW Saturday Night (4/13/1991)
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Ric Flair vs. Brian Pillman, WCW Saturday Night (4/13/1991)
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November 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Ric Flair vs. Brian Pillman, WCW Saturday Night (4/13/1991)
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MJF vs. Jay White, AEW Full Gear (11/18/2023)
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MJF vs. Jay White, AEW Full Gear (11/18/2023)
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November 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
MJF vs. Jay White, AEW Full Gear (11/18/2023)
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MJF vs. Bryan Danielson, AEW Revolution (3/5/2023)
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MJF vs. Bryan Danielson, AEW Revolution (3/5/2023)
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November 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
MJF vs. Bryan Danielson, AEW Revolution (3/5/2023)
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Ric Flair/Barry Windham vs. Ricky Steamboat/Eddie Gilbert, NWA World Championship Wrestling (1/21/1989)
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Ric Flair/Barry Windham vs. Ricky Steamboat/Eddie Gilbert, NWA World Championship Wrestling (1/21/1989)
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November 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Ric Flair/Barry Windham vs. Ricky Steamboat/Eddie Gilbert, NWA World Championship Wrestling (1/21/1989)
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CM Punk vs. Roderick Strong, ROH Escape From New York (7/9/2005)
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CM Punk vs. Roderick Strong, ROH Escape From New York (7/9/2005)
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November 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
CM Punk vs. Roderick Strong, ROH Escape From New York (7/9/2005)
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lost transition/counter alert
(WWF Royal Rumble, 1/24/1993)
(WWF Royal Rumble, 1/24/1993)
November 3, 2025 at 6:28 AM
lost transition/counter alert
(WWF Royal Rumble, 1/24/1993)
(WWF Royal Rumble, 1/24/1993)
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Doom vs. Ric Flair/Arn Anderson, WCW Halloween Havoc (10/27/1990)
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Doom vs. Ric Flair/Arn Anderson, WCW Halloween Havoc (10/27/1990)
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October 31, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Doom vs. Ric Flair/Arn Anderson, WCW Halloween Havoc (10/27/1990)
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John Cena vs. Bray Wyatt, WWE WrestleMania 36 Night Two (4/5/2020)
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John Cena vs. Bray Wyatt, WWE WrestleMania 36 Night Two (4/5/2020)
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October 31, 2025 at 9:04 PM
John Cena vs. Bray Wyatt, WWE WrestleMania 36 Night Two (4/5/2020)
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SANTO VS. THE VAMPIRE WOMEN (1962, dir. Alfonso Corona Blake)
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SANTO VS. THE VAMPIRE WOMEN (1962, dir. Alfonso Corona Blake)
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October 31, 2025 at 9:03 PM
SANTO VS. THE VAMPIRE WOMEN (1962, dir. Alfonso Corona Blake)
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these fucking kids and their strike exchanges
(SANTO VS. THE VAMPIRE WOMEN, 1962)
(SANTO VS. THE VAMPIRE WOMEN, 1962)
October 30, 2025 at 8:59 AM
these fucking kids and their strike exchanges
(SANTO VS. THE VAMPIRE WOMEN, 1962)
(SANTO VS. THE VAMPIRE WOMEN, 1962)
incredible bullshit between Lizmark and Felino in the background of the second fall comeback win. this one's begging for someone to steal it.
(CMLL Super Viernes, 2/9/1996)
(CMLL Super Viernes, 2/9/1996)
October 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
incredible bullshit between Lizmark and Felino in the background of the second fall comeback win. this one's begging for someone to steal it.
(CMLL Super Viernes, 2/9/1996)
(CMLL Super Viernes, 2/9/1996)
some highlight sequences from El Hijo del Santo/El Dandy/Silver King vs. Negro Casas/El Satánico/Apolo Dantes, including a more hectic than usual finishing run to one of these
(CMLL Super Viernes, 2/2/1996)
(CMLL Super Viernes, 2/2/1996)
October 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
some highlight sequences from El Hijo del Santo/El Dandy/Silver King vs. Negro Casas/El Satánico/Apolo Dantes, including a more hectic than usual finishing run to one of these
(CMLL Super Viernes, 2/2/1996)
(CMLL Super Viernes, 2/2/1996)
it's a brand new week and that means you -- yes, you -- have the chance to waste a good chunk of your time on a monday by reading this
October 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
it's a brand new week and that means you -- yes, you -- have the chance to waste a good chunk of your time on a monday by reading this
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just had the beautiful thought of Hulk Hogan watching CRANK: HIGH VOLTAGE with someone, ideally another wrestler (ideally Ric Flair), and neither saying anything for a while before Hogan leans over and says "Matsuda did this to me in '79, brother".
October 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM
just had the beautiful thought of Hulk Hogan watching CRANK: HIGH VOLTAGE with someone, ideally another wrestler (ideally Ric Flair), and neither saying anything for a while before Hogan leans over and says "Matsuda did this to me in '79, brother".
explaining how an ankle lock can also hurt someone's knee over on the other app. many are unaware that bones and ligaments connect to each other.
October 23, 2025 at 10:52 AM
explaining how an ankle lock can also hurt someone's knee over on the other app. many are unaware that bones and ligaments connect to each other.