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Oleg Boltman
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commissioner of food and beverage. hater of the year.

blog: handwerkreviews.wordpress.com / https://bsky.app/profile/handwerkreviews.bsky.social
i finally finished watching every Cena/Orton match on tape, something someone commissioned like 6-7 months ago, at the rate of one every week or two. these are the final rankings for anyone who is at all interested in things like this.
November 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Sting/Lex Luger/Randy Savage vs. The Outsiders, WCW Bash at the Beach (7/7/1996)

Commissions continue again, this one coming from Ko-fi contributor Jack Mangoon. You can be like them and pay me to write about all different types of stuff. People tend to choose wrestling matches, but very little is…
Sting/Lex Luger/Randy Savage vs. The Outsiders, WCW Bash at the Beach (7/7/1996)
Commissions continue again, this one coming from Ko-fi contributor Jack Mangoon. You can be like them and pay me to write about all different types of stuff. People tend to choose wrestling matches, but very little is entirely off the table, so long as I haven't written about it before (and please, come prepared with a date or show name or something if it isn't obvious).
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November 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Ric Flair vs. Brian Pillman, WCW Saturday Night (4/13/1991)

Commissions continue again, this one coming from an Ko-fi contributor Bigevi L. You can be like them and pay me to write about all different types of stuff. People tend to choose wrestling matches, but very little is entirely off the…
Ric Flair vs. Brian Pillman, WCW Saturday Night (4/13/1991)
Commissions continue again, this one coming from an Ko-fi contributor Bigevi L. You can be like them and pay me to write about all different types of stuff. People tend to choose wrestling matches, but very little is entirely off the table, so long as I haven't written about it before (and please, come prepared with a date or show name or something if it isn't obvious).
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November 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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MJF vs. Jay White, AEW Full Gear (11/18/2023)

Commissions continue again, this one coming from an Ko-fi contributor and mental war criminal Ignacio. You can be like them and pay me to write about all different types of stuff. People tend to choose wrestling matches, but very little is entirely off…
MJF vs. Jay White, AEW Full Gear (11/18/2023)
Commissions continue again, this one coming from an Ko-fi contributor and mental war criminal Ignacio. You can be like them and pay me to write about all different types of stuff. People tend to choose wrestling matches, but very little is entirely off the table, so long as I haven't written about it before (and please, come prepared with a date or show name or something if it isn't obvious).
handwerkreviews.wordpress.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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MJF vs. Bryan Danielson, AEW Revolution (3/5/2023)

Commissions continue again, this one coming from an anonymous Ko-fi contributor. You can be like them and pay me to write about all different types of stuff. People tend to choose wrestling matches, but very little is entirely off the table, so…
MJF vs. Bryan Danielson, AEW Revolution (3/5/2023)
Commissions continue again, this one coming from an anonymous Ko-fi contributor. You can be like them and pay me to write about all different types of stuff. People tend to choose wrestling matches, but very little is entirely off the table, so long as I haven't written about it before (and please, come prepared with a date or show name or something if it isn't obvious).
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November 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Ric Flair/Barry Windham vs. Ricky Steamboat/Eddie Gilbert, NWA World Championship Wrestling (1/21/1989)

Commissions continue again, this one coming from an anonymous Ko-fi contributor\. You can be like them and pay me to write about all different types of stuff. People tend to choose wrestling…
Ric Flair/Barry Windham vs. Ricky Steamboat/Eddie Gilbert, NWA World Championship Wrestling (1/21/1989)
Commissions continue again, this one coming from an anonymous Ko-fi contributor\. You can be like them and pay me to write about all different types of stuff. People tend to choose wrestling matches, but very little is entirely off the table, so long as I haven't written about it before (and please, come prepared with a date or show name or something if it isn't obvious).
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November 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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CM Punk vs. Roderick Strong, ROH Escape From New York (7/9/2005)

Commissions continue again, this one coming from  Ko-fi contributor Chuck. You can be like them and pay me to write about all different types of stuff. People tend to choose wrestling matches, but very little is entirely off the…
CM Punk vs. Roderick Strong, ROH Escape From New York (7/9/2005)
Commissions continue again, this one coming from  Ko-fi contributor Chuck. You can be like them and pay me to write about all different types of stuff. People tend to choose wrestling matches, but very little is entirely off the table, so long as I haven't written about it before (and please, come prepared with a date or show name or something if it isn't obvious).
handwerkreviews.wordpress.com
November 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
lost transition/counter alert

(WWF Royal Rumble, 1/24/1993)
November 3, 2025 at 6:28 AM
these fucking kids and their strike exchanges

(SANTO VS. THE VAMPIRE WOMEN, 1962)
October 30, 2025 at 8:59 AM
incredible bullshit between Lizmark and Felino in the background of the second fall comeback win. this one's begging for someone to steal it.

(CMLL Super Viernes, 2/9/1996)
October 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
some highlight sequences from El Hijo del Santo/El Dandy/Silver King vs. Negro Casas/El Satánico/Apolo Dantes, including a more hectic than usual finishing run to one of these

(CMLL Super Viernes, 2/2/1996)
October 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
it's a brand new week and that means you -- yes, you -- have the chance to waste a good chunk of your time on a monday by reading this
October 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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just had the beautiful thought of Hulk Hogan watching CRANK: HIGH VOLTAGE with someone, ideally another wrestler (ideally Ric Flair), and neither saying anything for a while before Hogan leans over and says "Matsuda did this to me in '79, brother".
October 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM
explaining how an ankle lock can also hurt someone's knee over on the other app. many are unaware that bones and ligaments connect to each other.
October 23, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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coming this friday, october 24th, a cumbersome giant destined to annoy or upset everyone in one way or another before ultimately being recognized as yet another classic
October 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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PissedOffTaker said he’d do it if it would help Trump win the election.

Remember when the FBI had a Twitter account shut down that was an Undertaker parody account about Mark walking the mall for exercise, eating’ good, and Mr Brown shitting in his pants when he entered a fugue state? Good times.
I wish one of the polling companies would ask people something important, let’s find out how many republicans would suck Donald Trump off of he told them it would fix the economy.
October 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM