Cynical Misanthrope
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Cynical Misanthrope
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The United States is an imperialist shithole.
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June 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Please stop making me remember that Pete Buttigieg exists
May 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Some jobs you just can't work from home
May 23, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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You're a lot closer to sleeping on the street than you are to being a billionaire, a celebrity, or a politician. Don’t ever forget which side you’re really on. Good night.
May 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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The Cookout. 2025
May 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
If food were meant to cause depression…
This account just posts food at British football stadiums and it's the most upsetting shit I've ever seen
May 18, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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fuck gen ai
fuck using gen ai
fuck promoting gen ai
fuck lying about using it when you know it’s wrong
fuck the soulless, talentless slop invasion by folks who couldn’t give one iota of crap about books and art and just want to monetise the very things that make us human
May 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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I dont often see the version with original sound. It hits different
May 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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This is honestly probably my favorite Simpsons bit
May 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
May 17, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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In these dark times, it’s great to come together and find something we can all take joy in.
May 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Oh, totally stealing… 😆
Going to start calling Sam Altman "Sloppenheimer"
May 15, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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Please enjoy these shelter pups reacting to getting a kiss. Some are bashful, some have butterflies, and all deserve approximately 10 million more. 14/10 for all
May 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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MOAR!
He said the N word
May 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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I love living in the era of the business idiot. Multiple 3 trillion market cap companies forcing software down people's throats that they hate that has grown a near-cultural level of ridicule about its propensity for errors, all because they forgot how to do anything but chase quarterly growth
May 8, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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I 100% would have used ChatGPT for homework when I was in school, because homework sucked ass. However, if I hadn't been forced to bullshit a lot of essays 15 minutes before class I wouldn't have learned that I enjoy writing. The moral is to destroy both ChatGPT and homework.
May 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Sorry I forgot to hit this with the appropriate image
May 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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“There is a cult of ignorance in the US, and there has always been. …Anti-intellectualism has been…nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge. When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent.” ~ Isaac Asimov, 1980
May 5, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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A book I will always recommend on this broader topic.
May 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Greta Thunberg is great. What she is doing here is incredible!
May 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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May 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Something on the side
May 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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The happiest dog, you’ll see today
May 4, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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Waaaah
May 4, 2025 at 11:55 AM