Cynical Misanthrope
@elflocko.bsky.social
The United States is an imperialist shithole.
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February 8, 2026 at 12:22 PM
I wouldn’t know whether to eat it or fuck it…
A juicy Smash Burger & Cajun spiced fried okra with a fat pint of First Cast 🤤
February 7, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I wouldn’t know whether to eat it or fuck it…
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For folks who are fans of linguistics, I highly recommend this book by @dannybate.bsky.social I found it fascinating, enlightening, and an all-around fun read. And even though I’ve finished it, I still bring it with me in hopes I’ll bump into Danny in Prague and have him sign it. 😆
February 6, 2026 at 7:29 PM
For folks who are fans of linguistics, I highly recommend this book by @dannybate.bsky.social I found it fascinating, enlightening, and an all-around fun read. And even though I’ve finished it, I still bring it with me in hopes I’ll bump into Danny in Prague and have him sign it. 😆
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The Epstein case reflects systemic issues within the American elite. Despite clear evidence, the perpetrators will probably never be charged. They engage in exploitative practices without consequence.The American oligarchy has amassed its wealth through parasitism
February 2, 2026 at 2:05 PM
The Epstein case reflects systemic issues within the American elite. Despite clear evidence, the perpetrators will probably never be charged. They engage in exploitative practices without consequence.The American oligarchy has amassed its wealth through parasitism
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
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Glad to see people talking about Penn Jillette. The 2024 interview was done by me. I found him to be a refreshingly reflective, self-critical individual who has remained curious and willing to evolve.
December 8, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Glad to see people talking about Penn Jillette. The 2024 interview was done by me. I found him to be a refreshingly reflective, self-critical individual who has remained curious and willing to evolve.
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Please stop making me remember that Pete Buttigieg exists
May 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Please stop making me remember that Pete Buttigieg exists
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Some jobs you just can't work from home
May 23, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Some jobs you just can't work from home
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You're a lot closer to sleeping on the street than you are to being a billionaire, a celebrity, or a politician. Don’t ever forget which side you’re really on. Good night.
May 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
You're a lot closer to sleeping on the street than you are to being a billionaire, a celebrity, or a politician. Don’t ever forget which side you’re really on. Good night.
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If food were meant to cause depression…
This account just posts food at British football stadiums and it's the most upsetting shit I've ever seen
May 18, 2025 at 6:25 AM
If food were meant to cause depression…
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fuck gen ai
fuck using gen ai
fuck promoting gen ai
fuck lying about using it when you know it’s wrong
fuck the soulless, talentless slop invasion by folks who couldn’t give one iota of crap about books and art and just want to monetise the very things that make us human
fuck using gen ai
fuck promoting gen ai
fuck lying about using it when you know it’s wrong
fuck the soulless, talentless slop invasion by folks who couldn’t give one iota of crap about books and art and just want to monetise the very things that make us human
May 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
fuck gen ai
fuck using gen ai
fuck promoting gen ai
fuck lying about using it when you know it’s wrong
fuck the soulless, talentless slop invasion by folks who couldn’t give one iota of crap about books and art and just want to monetise the very things that make us human
fuck using gen ai
fuck promoting gen ai
fuck lying about using it when you know it’s wrong
fuck the soulless, talentless slop invasion by folks who couldn’t give one iota of crap about books and art and just want to monetise the very things that make us human
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I dont often see the version with original sound. It hits different
May 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I dont often see the version with original sound. It hits different
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This is honestly probably my favorite Simpsons bit
May 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
This is honestly probably my favorite Simpsons bit
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In these dark times, it’s great to come together and find something we can all take joy in.
May 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
In these dark times, it’s great to come together and find something we can all take joy in.
Oh, totally stealing… 😆
Going to start calling Sam Altman "Sloppenheimer"
May 15, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Oh, totally stealing… 😆
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Please enjoy these shelter pups reacting to getting a kiss. Some are bashful, some have butterflies, and all deserve approximately 10 million more. 14/10 for all
May 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Please enjoy these shelter pups reacting to getting a kiss. Some are bashful, some have butterflies, and all deserve approximately 10 million more. 14/10 for all
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MOAR!
May 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
MOAR!
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I love living in the era of the business idiot. Multiple 3 trillion market cap companies forcing software down people's throats that they hate that has grown a near-cultural level of ridicule about its propensity for errors, all because they forgot how to do anything but chase quarterly growth
May 8, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I love living in the era of the business idiot. Multiple 3 trillion market cap companies forcing software down people's throats that they hate that has grown a near-cultural level of ridicule about its propensity for errors, all because they forgot how to do anything but chase quarterly growth
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I 100% would have used ChatGPT for homework when I was in school, because homework sucked ass. However, if I hadn't been forced to bullshit a lot of essays 15 minutes before class I wouldn't have learned that I enjoy writing. The moral is to destroy both ChatGPT and homework.
May 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I 100% would have used ChatGPT for homework when I was in school, because homework sucked ass. However, if I hadn't been forced to bullshit a lot of essays 15 minutes before class I wouldn't have learned that I enjoy writing. The moral is to destroy both ChatGPT and homework.