elfin priest
@elfinpriest.bsky.social
Can you curry anything except favour
March 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Can you curry anything except favour
I think almost every goal in football should be disallowed. How dare they
March 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I think almost every goal in football should be disallowed. How dare they
How class are microplastics man
February 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
How class are microplastics man
ENGLISH BOYS WHATSAPP
Dan Spark: Peter Crouch EPL legacy hits different.
Cal Dcfc: ennit
Jono: [clip of Saddam found hiding in ditch]
SCOTTISH BOYS WHATSAPP
Ryan D: how class are birthdays man
Dan Spark: Peter Crouch EPL legacy hits different.
Cal Dcfc: ennit
Jono: [clip of Saddam found hiding in ditch]
SCOTTISH BOYS WHATSAPP
Ryan D: how class are birthdays man
January 20, 2025 at 11:29 AM
ENGLISH BOYS WHATSAPP
Dan Spark: Peter Crouch EPL legacy hits different.
Cal Dcfc: ennit
Jono: [clip of Saddam found hiding in ditch]
SCOTTISH BOYS WHATSAPP
Ryan D: how class are birthdays man
Dan Spark: Peter Crouch EPL legacy hits different.
Cal Dcfc: ennit
Jono: [clip of Saddam found hiding in ditch]
SCOTTISH BOYS WHATSAPP
Ryan D: how class are birthdays man
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Cartoon from 2004, done mostly to give the office thesaurus an airing. Hearing later that he'd had a rough time, I was slightly worried that accusing him of owning a cattery which was merely a hollow facade might have been a bit unkind, but it turned out that he liked it, so I sent him the artwork.
January 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Cartoon from 2004, done mostly to give the office thesaurus an airing. Hearing later that he'd had a rough time, I was slightly worried that accusing him of owning a cattery which was merely a hollow facade might have been a bit unkind, but it turned out that he liked it, so I sent him the artwork.
These pigeons on the Brentford pitch are a disgrace
January 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
These pigeons on the Brentford pitch are a disgrace
If your phone camera isn't good the web team should slightly ruin every pic you download as well
January 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
If your phone camera isn't good the web team should slightly ruin every pic you download as well
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What we know about Nintendo switch 2 so far:
1. It is black. Nintendo said this sleek new design is inspired by virgin media routers.
2. It automatically turns off after 45 mins and then stays off for 30 mins. Nintendo said this was an accident but too late to fix it.
3. You can't have pokemon.
1. It is black. Nintendo said this sleek new design is inspired by virgin media routers.
2. It automatically turns off after 45 mins and then stays off for 30 mins. Nintendo said this was an accident but too late to fix it.
3. You can't have pokemon.
January 17, 2025 at 11:37 AM
What we know about Nintendo switch 2 so far:
1. It is black. Nintendo said this sleek new design is inspired by virgin media routers.
2. It automatically turns off after 45 mins and then stays off for 30 mins. Nintendo said this was an accident but too late to fix it.
3. You can't have pokemon.
1. It is black. Nintendo said this sleek new design is inspired by virgin media routers.
2. It automatically turns off after 45 mins and then stays off for 30 mins. Nintendo said this was an accident but too late to fix it.
3. You can't have pokemon.
He had to leave for his career's sake but the slander Neco Williams used to get from Liverpool fans was way over the top. Very good player!
January 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
He had to leave for his career's sake but the slander Neco Williams used to get from Liverpool fans was way over the top. Very good player!
Trivago have got Klopp twerking by the infinity pool
January 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Trivago have got Klopp twerking by the infinity pool
They should let you phone your wallet
December 23, 2024 at 10:10 AM
They should let you phone your wallet
Clyde SSB hosts are flipping their desks Memri TV style at yesterday's refereeing.
December 16, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Clyde SSB hosts are flipping their desks Memri TV style at yesterday's refereeing.
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they say if you die with a "Hard on" youll be Bricked Up for eternity. its notoriously difficult to get an erection on your death bed though
December 7, 2024 at 9:01 PM
they say if you die with a "Hard on" youll be Bricked Up for eternity. its notoriously difficult to get an erection on your death bed though
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There's 2 sides to evey story there's 2 sides with my nandos order. Either way you're getting 2 sides.
trying this out next week at my gig.
trying this out next week at my gig.
December 8, 2024 at 1:14 PM
There's 2 sides to evey story there's 2 sides with my nandos order. Either way you're getting 2 sides.
trying this out next week at my gig.
trying this out next week at my gig.
Some day a pundit will be brave enough to speak the truth about Rangers in Europe. They will be shot dead on the spot
November 28, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Some day a pundit will be brave enough to speak the truth about Rangers in Europe. They will be shot dead on the spot
Both sides kicking into the same goal in Nice, not allowed to say anything though are you
November 28, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Both sides kicking into the same goal in Nice, not allowed to say anything though are you
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go to bsky.app/profile/mode... if you want to be able to see these posts btw - I've made sure death threats are on so I can see if @iggigg.bsky.social is chatting to @tomvictor.bsky.social
November 20, 2024 at 3:44 PM
go to bsky.app/profile/mode... if you want to be able to see these posts btw - I've made sure death threats are on so I can see if @iggigg.bsky.social is chatting to @tomvictor.bsky.social
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Four years today, one sport received more lockdown support money from the government than all other sports put together 👏🏻
November 19, 2024 at 9:11 AM
Four years today, one sport received more lockdown support money from the government than all other sports put together 👏🏻
A night of shame for the Swiss...how are you letting two different Spanish men named Bryan score past you
November 18, 2024 at 9:55 PM
A night of shame for the Swiss...how are you letting two different Spanish men named Bryan score past you
Steve Clarke is soooo lucky those subs were a joke
November 18, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Steve Clarke is soooo lucky those subs were a joke
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i admit i live in an echo chamber of leftist politics, the only exception being when i hear things said by the president, the next president, the supreme court, members of congress, people on the news, my family, or people i encounter in my daily life.
November 17, 2024 at 10:34 PM
i admit i live in an echo chamber of leftist politics, the only exception being when i hear things said by the president, the next president, the supreme court, members of congress, people on the news, my family, or people i encounter in my daily life.
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After a long day working in an engineering firm, staying updated with community groups on Facebook, keeping abreast of sports and living in a small town, I’m gasping to log on and hear a reactionary voice
bsky.app/profile/lewi...
bsky.app/profile/lewi...
I find the number of people saying they want to block her as a response to this genuinely baffling. You don't need to like her. She's the leader of the opposition. Even if you're absolutely convinced she's wrong about everything, why not listen to ideas you disagree with?
November 18, 2024 at 12:06 AM
After a long day working in an engineering firm, staying updated with community groups on Facebook, keeping abreast of sports and living in a small town, I’m gasping to log on and hear a reactionary voice
bsky.app/profile/lewi...
bsky.app/profile/lewi...