like, my real name?
@elcaptitan.bsky.social
e.g. Artist, dog lover, avid reader
The only take that matters.
*mournfully shooting off a tshirt cannon into the sadly cheering funeral crowd*
September 22, 2025 at 9:41 AM
The only take that matters.
Reposted by like, my real name?
I legit think the cynical promotion of this this is one of the most brazen acts of public evil I’ve ever seen because there is *no tradeoff* in any way that counts, there’s no complicated externality, it’s just fucking letting people, mainly children die for the hell of it.
Routine childhood vaccination rates have been declining precipitously in recent years.
The MMR vaccine is one of the most important. Today 14 states have an MMR vaccination rate for kindergartners of less than 90%. In 2019, just 3 did.
The MMR vaccine is one of the most important. Today 14 states have an MMR vaccination rate for kindergartners of less than 90%. In 2019, just 3 did.
November 28, 2024 at 6:18 AM
I legit think the cynical promotion of this this is one of the most brazen acts of public evil I’ve ever seen because there is *no tradeoff* in any way that counts, there’s no complicated externality, it’s just fucking letting people, mainly children die for the hell of it.
Reposted by like, my real name?
desantis: I am dropping out and endorsing Donald J Trump for President!
trump: Widdle "Poo pants" Rod Desantis is crying and crawling back to Florida (like a baby)!!! He loves losing and pooping his pants, and his wife is ugly.
desantis: yeah
trump: Widdle "Poo pants" Rod Desantis is crying and crawling back to Florida (like a baby)!!! He loves losing and pooping his pants, and his wife is ugly.
desantis: yeah
January 21, 2024 at 9:11 PM
desantis: I am dropping out and endorsing Donald J Trump for President!
trump: Widdle "Poo pants" Rod Desantis is crying and crawling back to Florida (like a baby)!!! He loves losing and pooping his pants, and his wife is ugly.
desantis: yeah
trump: Widdle "Poo pants" Rod Desantis is crying and crawling back to Florida (like a baby)!!! He loves losing and pooping his pants, and his wife is ugly.
desantis: yeah
IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
Good news. It's now legal to clobber Dr Doom now that Henry Kissinger is dead.
November 30, 2023 at 1:24 PM
IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
Reposted by like, my real name?
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says “Henry Kissinger died.” Man says “Oh holy shit this rules. This is so great thank you so much. Fuck
November 30, 2023 at 4:33 AM
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says “Henry Kissinger died.” Man says “Oh holy shit this rules. This is so great thank you so much. Fuck
Reposted by like, my real name?
Wow it’s amazing how fast the film industry moves to fire k̶n̶o̶w̶n̶ ̶s̶e̶x̶u̶a̶l̶ ̶o̶f̶f̶e̶n̶d̶e̶r̶s̶, v̵i̵o̵l̵e̵n̵t̵ ̵m̵e̵n̵ ̵ young actresses against genocide
November 22, 2023 at 11:03 AM
Wow it’s amazing how fast the film industry moves to fire k̶n̶o̶w̶n̶ ̶s̶e̶x̶u̶a̶l̶ ̶o̶f̶f̶e̶n̶d̶e̶r̶s̶, v̵i̵o̵l̵e̵n̵t̵ ̵m̵e̵n̵ ̵ young actresses against genocide
is tack reepieivitive?
November 23, 2023 at 2:33 PM
is tack reepieivitive?
There is a large graveyard filled with my enemies. i do not wish to add to it, but will given no choice. Those who pick fights with me do so at their own peril, but maybe this is their lucky day
November 21, 2023 at 10:38 PM
There is a large graveyard filled with my enemies. i do not wish to add to it, but will given no choice. Those who pick fights with me do so at their own peril, but maybe this is their lucky day
Reposted by like, my real name?
there is a large graveyard filled with my enemies. i do not wish to add to it, but will given no choice. Those who pick fights with me do so at their own peril, but maybe this is their lucky day
November 21, 2023 at 8:43 PM
there is a large graveyard filled with my enemies. i do not wish to add to it, but will given no choice. Those who pick fights with me do so at their own peril, but maybe this is their lucky day
Reposted by like, my real name?
Housing people is cheaper than treating the effects of people being unhoused
Free school lunches are cheaper than the consequences of children being hungry
Free medical care is cheaper than the costs of people being sick
Universal Basic Income increases productivity and makes people happy
Free school lunches are cheaper than the consequences of children being hungry
Free medical care is cheaper than the costs of people being sick
Universal Basic Income increases productivity and makes people happy
So weird how as soon as the pandemic started it became very immediately clear that things like socialized medicine and giving people money so children don’t starve actually work really well but now that it’s been a couple years we have to all pretend we didn’t notice that
October 17, 2023 at 4:32 PM
Housing people is cheaper than treating the effects of people being unhoused
Free school lunches are cheaper than the consequences of children being hungry
Free medical care is cheaper than the costs of people being sick
Universal Basic Income increases productivity and makes people happy
Free school lunches are cheaper than the consequences of children being hungry
Free medical care is cheaper than the costs of people being sick
Universal Basic Income increases productivity and makes people happy
What The Fuck?
Not good to have a political culture that finds people having a working memory offensive.
Because the House didn’t expel the coup plotters on January 7, the basic rules of Washington coverage now have a PBS NewsHour correspondent being scandalized by someone stating the fact that a coup plotter helped plot the coup
October 15, 2023 at 1:13 PM
What The Fuck?
I have no idea.
October 10, 2023 at 11:58 AM
I have no idea.
Xenophyophores.
I wanted to share this with someone here, and now I forget who it was.
I wanted to share this with someone here, and now I forget who it was.
October 9, 2023 at 1:07 AM
Xenophyophores.
I wanted to share this with someone here, and now I forget who it was.
I wanted to share this with someone here, and now I forget who it was.
Reposted by like, my real name?
Hi. I just got here, and I don't know how anything works.
September 19, 2023 at 5:19 PM
Hi. I just got here, and I don't know how anything works.