elapsed.bsky.social
@elapsed.bsky.social
Hello Youtube, I know you're not here on our fair Blue shores. But I feel compelled to yell into the void at you regardless.

Stop ruining things. It's not hard, just don't put the algorithm where it doesn't belong.

1) Subscriptions should just be in reverse chronological order. Full Stop
December 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
picture of the "staff" who operate this bluesky account
December 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Stop fucking caring about the second lady not wearing jewelry for a day. Or society's obsession with wedding rings is weird.

Stop being upset with the mayor-elect of NYC. He'd be dumb to instantly make an enemy of such an easily charmed dictator. Don't worry he'll be the hero you want soon enough
November 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
November 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Everyone sing along

🎶*IT DOESN'T EXIST*🎶
Mike Johnson talks about the Republican "healthcare plan" like it's highly classified information: "We're not gonna be on a conference call explaining all our plans and strategies for healthcare reform, because they're leaked in real time."
November 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.

Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?

But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
October 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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"Dumps brown liquid."
October 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
If I'm overly verbose people don't pay attention.. If I assume they know what I'm talking about I ALWAYS have to be overly verbose in explaining things

I can't win, mostly because I can't seem to get my brain to find the sweet spot
October 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Hey @stoat.chat I've not been able to sign up today at all. I've tried on the web and in the app. On the web it's returning "Something went wrong, try again later"
October 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Trans rights are human rights. 🏳️‍⚧️
September 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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EXCLU: @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social will announce today he is cancelling a televised town hall with WABC News planned for Sept. 25 in the wake of the network suspending comedian Jimmy Kimmel’s late-night show last week.
www.amny.com/news/mamdani...
EXCLUSIVE | Mamdani to pull planned ABC town hall event after network suspended Jimmy Kimmel’s show | amNewYork
Democratic mayoral nominee Zohran Mamdani will announce Monday that he is cancelling a televised town hall with WABC News planned for Sept. 25 in the wake of
www.amny.com
September 22, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I swear @nytpitchbot.bsky.social couldn't have written this
This is, I swear to Christ, the lead story at the Atlantic Monthly right now
September 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Hey Portlanders! if you're a PGE customer you can get one-per-household of an extremely good $199 air purifier for $24???? I just ordered one because hell yeah rebate encheapened air purifier. (There are others on the site too but this one is v good!) marketplace.portlandgeneral.com/air-purifier...
PGE+ Marketplace
marketplace.portlandgeneral.com
August 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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ICE is beyond reform and should be abolished.
Kilmar Abrego Garcia, the immigrant who the U.S. wrongfully deported to El Salvador, was taken into ICE custody on Monday, his lawyer said, after the Trump administration indicated it planned to deport him again, this time to Uganda.
Abrego Garcia Detained Again After Administration Signaled It Would Re-Deport Him
The move came only three days after he was freed from custody in the criminal case that was filed against him in Federal District Court in Nashville.
nyti.ms
August 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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August 16, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Dude, fuck cancer.
August 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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I see the misinformation machine is kicking up to support Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Israel amendment.

Advocates have a responsibility to be clear about what legislation does and doesn’t do. Her amendment did NOT cut off offensive aid to Israel. We shouldn’t pretend it does.

My statement on it:
July 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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It's the weekend, baby
July 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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hey, so community managers are game developers. Producers are game developers. QA are game developers. etc.

They are all contributing to the development of the game. Hence, they are game developers. Stop gatekeeping these terms just because they're not programmers or whatever.
July 14, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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looking back on it, Rob Zombie's music adequately prepared me for the amount of ditches I'd have to dig as an adult (dozens) but over prepared me for the number of witches I'd need to burn (less than 3)
July 9, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek, LotR, Marvel
June 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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I’ve heard Stephen Miller thinks Trump is stupid and easy to manipulate. Stephen said Elon was much smarter. Lots of people are saying it, I think Fox News and OANN BOTH REPORTED Hegseth, Miller and Noem have meetings about keeping the Nobel prize from Trump and are trying to give it to Musk.
June 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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This is an unjust, unprovoked war of aggression.
June 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM