All Hail Giant Dizzy Gillespie
@ejriley.bsky.social
Writer, comedian, atheist, neurodivergent.
#TrustJamesGunn
#FireDavidZaslav
#FireTomRothman
#HoltzmannLives
#TrustJamesGunn
#FireDavidZaslav
#FireTomRothman
#HoltzmannLives
Yeah. I know. I like picking on deepfakes of dead people in Hollywood productions. Eat me.
December 25, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Yeah. I know. I like picking on deepfakes of dead people in Hollywood productions. Eat me.
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT get deepfaked...
December 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT get deepfaked...
I mean, you see me complaining repeatedly about the Fast/Furious movies?
Never seen one. Because they don't interest me.
Never seen one. Because they don't interest me.
I hate how social media turns literally everything into a culture war. It sounds exhausting. Whatever happened to simply enjoying things or ignoring something you don't like?
December 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I mean, you see me complaining repeatedly about the Fast/Furious movies?
Never seen one. Because they don't interest me.
Never seen one. Because they don't interest me.
Theory - it wasn't any of the Avengers responsible for destabilising the multiverse...it was Thanos.
Think about it - the Ancient One said removing one of the stones from a reality creates consequences. Now, multiply that by six due to Thanos destroying them all...
Think about it - the Ancient One said removing one of the stones from a reality creates consequences. Now, multiply that by six due to Thanos destroying them all...
December 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Theory - it wasn't any of the Avengers responsible for destabilising the multiverse...it was Thanos.
Think about it - the Ancient One said removing one of the stones from a reality creates consequences. Now, multiply that by six due to Thanos destroying them all...
Think about it - the Ancient One said removing one of the stones from a reality creates consequences. Now, multiply that by six due to Thanos destroying them all...
I know this one guy who thinks Universal is more deserving of owning Marvel just because Eternals sucked...even though Universal made two WORSE Marvel movies (Howard the Duck and Hulk '03), not to mention they failed to make a monsters cinematic universe TWICE.
Weirdo.
Weirdo.
December 20, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I know this one guy who thinks Universal is more deserving of owning Marvel just because Eternals sucked...even though Universal made two WORSE Marvel movies (Howard the Duck and Hulk '03), not to mention they failed to make a monsters cinematic universe TWICE.
Weirdo.
Weirdo.
If you're small and on the search
Android 16 has a feeder for you to perch on...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNY1...
Android 16 has a feeder for you to perch on...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNY1...
Android 16 - Birds Birds Birds Goku
YouTube video by tolchok89
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December 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
If you're small and on the search
Android 16 has a feeder for you to perch on...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNY1...
Android 16 has a feeder for you to perch on...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNY1...
Not sure how much @bobchipman.bsky.social will appreciate this, but...
December 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Not sure how much @bobchipman.bsky.social will appreciate this, but...
I can't wait until the Ellisons go down the garbage chute.
Paramount launches a hostile $108 billion bid to snatch Warner from Netflix www.theverge.com/news/839813/...
Paramount launches a hostile $108 billion bid to snatch Warner from Netflix
It’s not over yet.
www.theverge.com
December 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I can't wait until the Ellisons go down the garbage chute.
Tom Rothman is in charge of Sony right now. There's your answer.
For those who don't know, Rothman is the jerkoff who mandated Stitchlips Deadpool and Galactus the Living Cloud while he was in charge of the former 20th Century Fox.
For those who don't know, Rothman is the jerkoff who mandated Stitchlips Deadpool and Galactus the Living Cloud while he was in charge of the former 20th Century Fox.
I still can't believe Sony sold K-Pop Demon Hunters to Netflix thinking it would be a flop, but are betting that basketball movie with a goat is going to be a huge hit in cinemas.
December 7, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Tom Rothman is in charge of Sony right now. There's your answer.
For those who don't know, Rothman is the jerkoff who mandated Stitchlips Deadpool and Galactus the Living Cloud while he was in charge of the former 20th Century Fox.
For those who don't know, Rothman is the jerkoff who mandated Stitchlips Deadpool and Galactus the Living Cloud while he was in charge of the former 20th Century Fox.
Now I want a reality show where Ellison, Tom Rothman, David Zaslav and Ike Perlmutter have to share a house, Big Brother style.
Paramount is now reportedly looking to launch a hostile bid for Warner Bros
They feel their $30 a share all-cash offer is higher than what Netflix offered — in terms of cash, stock and the value of the cable business spinoff
(via CGasparino | TW)
They feel their $30 a share all-cash offer is higher than what Netflix offered — in terms of cash, stock and the value of the cable business spinoff
(via CGasparino | TW)
December 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Now I want a reality show where Ellison, Tom Rothman, David Zaslav and Ike Perlmutter have to share a house, Big Brother style.
No, Michael Bay devalued Ninja Turtles when he proposed that his version be "Aliens from the planet Zeist versus the Whitest Shredder U Know".
@animatedantic.bsky.social
@mvbrat10.bsky.social
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Just started reading this but ellison and executives telling at the former head of paramount animation for "devaluing ninja turtles" and telling her to get over it is making my blood boil.
@mvbrat10.bsky.social
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
Just started reading this but ellison and executives telling at the former head of paramount animation for "devaluing ninja turtles" and telling her to get over it is making my blood boil.
Feelings Don’t Matter: How the Ellison Era Is Transforming Paramount
It’s a brand-new day at the legacy studio, where prestige films are out, testosterone-heavy tentpoles are in and Brett Ratner is back on the call sheet.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
No, Michael Bay devalued Ninja Turtles when he proposed that his version be "Aliens from the planet Zeist versus the Whitest Shredder U Know".
Frank Welker
This is a Bill Simmons game, but you’re stranded on a desert island. You can only have one actor’s filmography. You get it all, including cameos. But just the one performer.
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
December 1, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Frank Welker
I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say, Charlie Brown.
Don’t try to threaten us with your sorcerous ways, Charlie Brown
By the pricking of my thumbs something wicked this way comes, Charlie Brown
November 29, 2025 at 8:11 AM
I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say, Charlie Brown.
While I like the idea of a dramatisation of the making of The Wizard of Oz, I would raise hell if Ryan Murphy or Damon Lindelof ever got attached to it.
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
While I like the idea of a dramatisation of the making of The Wizard of Oz, I would raise hell if Ryan Murphy or Damon Lindelof ever got attached to it.
I'm legitimately curious to see what Warren Beatty will do once Dick Tracy goes public domain in 2027.
Y'know, assuming he's still alive by then.
Y'know, assuming he's still alive by then.
November 23, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I'm legitimately curious to see what Warren Beatty will do once Dick Tracy goes public domain in 2027.
Y'know, assuming he's still alive by then.
Y'know, assuming he's still alive by then.
Another movie I'd personally like to see covered by @sfdebris.bsky.social is this one. Maybe back-to-back with the original 1958 film.
October 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Another movie I'd personally like to see covered by @sfdebris.bsky.social is this one. Maybe back-to-back with the original 1958 film.
We may have lost out on the IMAX Enhanced Thunderbolts, but according to this screenshot, we may still get it for Fantastic Four.
If it's not there on November 5, you may feel free to use this to claim false advertising.
If it's not there on November 5, you may feel free to use this to claim false advertising.
October 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
We may have lost out on the IMAX Enhanced Thunderbolts, but according to this screenshot, we may still get it for Fantastic Four.
If it's not there on November 5, you may feel free to use this to claim false advertising.
If it's not there on November 5, you may feel free to use this to claim false advertising.
Fuck Harry Potter, read AND play Discworld instead.
October 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Fuck Harry Potter, read AND play Discworld instead.
Rewatching @bobchipman.bsky.social's Schlocktober videos.
I personally really got a kick out of him reciting the lyrics to Skid Row's "18 and Life" here.
I personally really got a kick out of him reciting the lyrics to Skid Row's "18 and Life" here.
SCHLOCKTOBER 2018 - "RIKI-OH: THE STORY OF RICKY"
YouTube video by moviebob
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October 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Rewatching @bobchipman.bsky.social's Schlocktober videos.
I personally really got a kick out of him reciting the lyrics to Skid Row's "18 and Life" here.
I personally really got a kick out of him reciting the lyrics to Skid Row's "18 and Life" here.
Motherfucker is doubling down.
October 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Motherfucker is doubling down.
*Android 16 voice*
Lowell. GROW. UP. You act like you are the only one suffering. But I believe that sequel trilogy fans have some stories for you. And I can assume they all end with "And then South Park callously equated people who liked The Force Awakens with MAGA."
Lowell. GROW. UP. You act like you are the only one suffering. But I believe that sequel trilogy fans have some stories for you. And I can assume they all end with "And then South Park callously equated people who liked The Force Awakens with MAGA."
October 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
*Android 16 voice*
Lowell. GROW. UP. You act like you are the only one suffering. But I believe that sequel trilogy fans have some stories for you. And I can assume they all end with "And then South Park callously equated people who liked The Force Awakens with MAGA."
Lowell. GROW. UP. You act like you are the only one suffering. But I believe that sequel trilogy fans have some stories for you. And I can assume they all end with "And then South Park callously equated people who liked The Force Awakens with MAGA."
This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.
October 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.
October 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM