All Hail Giant Dizzy Gillespie
@ejriley.bsky.social
Writer, comedian, atheist, neurodivergent.
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Ladies, gentlemen and others, we have finally found...the ONE singular apologist for Bryan Singer still active since 2019!!
*BRAMP BRAMP BRAMP BRAAAAAMP!!!*
*BRAMP BRAMP BRAMP BRAAAAAMP!!!*
January 3, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Ladies, gentlemen and others, we have finally found...the ONE singular apologist for Bryan Singer still active since 2019!!
*BRAMP BRAMP BRAMP BRAAAAAMP!!!*
*BRAMP BRAMP BRAMP BRAAAAAMP!!!*
"But Disney would never be so disrespectful to the other Marvel continuities in Doomsday..."
They already confirmed that THREE universes were pruned by the TVA, and there's no hard evidence to suggest that the survivors made it out of the Void, except for Gambit appearing in Doomsday.
They already confirmed that THREE universes were pruned by the TVA, and there's no hard evidence to suggest that the survivors made it out of the Void, except for Gambit appearing in Doomsday.
December 31, 2025 at 10:32 PM
"But Disney would never be so disrespectful to the other Marvel continuities in Doomsday..."
They already confirmed that THREE universes were pruned by the TVA, and there's no hard evidence to suggest that the survivors made it out of the Void, except for Gambit appearing in Doomsday.
They already confirmed that THREE universes were pruned by the TVA, and there's no hard evidence to suggest that the survivors made it out of the Void, except for Gambit appearing in Doomsday.
...no, Patrick, anti-semitism isn't the reason why I hate Josh Trank. Or Avi Arad. Or Michael Bay. Or Ike Perlmutter. Or Nelson Peltz.
December 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM
...no, Patrick, anti-semitism isn't the reason why I hate Josh Trank. Or Avi Arad. Or Michael Bay. Or Ike Perlmutter. Or Nelson Peltz.
"If we can get 14 Land Before Time Movies, I don’t see the problem with getting other movies with Hugh as Wolverine..."
December 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
"If we can get 14 Land Before Time Movies, I don’t see the problem with getting other movies with Hugh as Wolverine..."
Yeah. I know. I like picking on deepfakes of dead people in Hollywood productions. Eat me.
December 25, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Yeah. I know. I like picking on deepfakes of dead people in Hollywood productions. Eat me.
Not sure how much @bobchipman.bsky.social will appreciate this, but...
December 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Not sure how much @bobchipman.bsky.social will appreciate this, but...
I'm legitimately curious to see what Warren Beatty will do once Dick Tracy goes public domain in 2027.
Y'know, assuming he's still alive by then.
Y'know, assuming he's still alive by then.
November 23, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I'm legitimately curious to see what Warren Beatty will do once Dick Tracy goes public domain in 2027.
Y'know, assuming he's still alive by then.
Y'know, assuming he's still alive by then.
Another movie I'd personally like to see covered by @sfdebris.bsky.social is this one. Maybe back-to-back with the original 1958 film.
October 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Another movie I'd personally like to see covered by @sfdebris.bsky.social is this one. Maybe back-to-back with the original 1958 film.
We may have lost out on the IMAX Enhanced Thunderbolts, but according to this screenshot, we may still get it for Fantastic Four.
If it's not there on November 5, you may feel free to use this to claim false advertising.
If it's not there on November 5, you may feel free to use this to claim false advertising.
October 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
We may have lost out on the IMAX Enhanced Thunderbolts, but according to this screenshot, we may still get it for Fantastic Four.
If it's not there on November 5, you may feel free to use this to claim false advertising.
If it's not there on November 5, you may feel free to use this to claim false advertising.
Fuck Harry Potter, read AND play Discworld instead.
October 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Fuck Harry Potter, read AND play Discworld instead.
Motherfucker is doubling down.
October 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Motherfucker is doubling down.
*Android 16 voice*
Lowell. GROW. UP. You act like you are the only one suffering. But I believe that sequel trilogy fans have some stories for you. And I can assume they all end with "And then South Park callously equated people who liked The Force Awakens with MAGA."
Lowell. GROW. UP. You act like you are the only one suffering. But I believe that sequel trilogy fans have some stories for you. And I can assume they all end with "And then South Park callously equated people who liked The Force Awakens with MAGA."
October 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
*Android 16 voice*
Lowell. GROW. UP. You act like you are the only one suffering. But I believe that sequel trilogy fans have some stories for you. And I can assume they all end with "And then South Park callously equated people who liked The Force Awakens with MAGA."
Lowell. GROW. UP. You act like you are the only one suffering. But I believe that sequel trilogy fans have some stories for you. And I can assume they all end with "And then South Park callously equated people who liked The Force Awakens with MAGA."
Now watching (for the first time ever)...
This is the one with pirate ghosts, right?
This is the one with pirate ghosts, right?
October 20, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Now watching (for the first time ever)...
This is the one with pirate ghosts, right?
This is the one with pirate ghosts, right?
QT this post with someone you wish was still alive
October 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
QT this post with someone you wish was still alive
Comments on a Fast Forward sketch that was parodying the Divinyls' "I Touch Myself" video.
Yeah, they parodied the song AND the video. It's a PACKAGE DEAL.
Yeah, they parodied the song AND the video. It's a PACKAGE DEAL.
October 11, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Comments on a Fast Forward sketch that was parodying the Divinyls' "I Touch Myself" video.
Yeah, they parodied the song AND the video. It's a PACKAGE DEAL.
Yeah, they parodied the song AND the video. It's a PACKAGE DEAL.
But when WandaVision features an appearance from Evan Peters and it turns out he's NOT playing the FoX-Men version of Quicksilver but a nobody named Ralph Bohner?
Well then, everyone loses their minds!
Well then, everyone loses their minds!
October 7, 2025 at 4:22 AM
But when WandaVision features an appearance from Evan Peters and it turns out he's NOT playing the FoX-Men version of Quicksilver but a nobody named Ralph Bohner?
Well then, everyone loses their minds!
Well then, everyone loses their minds!
If, in Deadpool & Wolverine, they have a throwaway line about Ben Affleck's Daredevil being bumped off, or a graphic scene of Chris Evans's Human Torch getting flayed alive, nobody panics, because "at least they got closure".
October 7, 2025 at 4:22 AM
If, in Deadpool & Wolverine, they have a throwaway line about Ben Affleck's Daredevil being bumped off, or a graphic scene of Chris Evans's Human Torch getting flayed alive, nobody panics, because "at least they got closure".
You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when a legacy hero gets closure. Even if their end is horrifying!
October 7, 2025 at 4:22 AM
You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when a legacy hero gets closure. Even if their end is horrifying!
...well, I didn't care for Rise of Skywalker either, but responsible for COVID? Even Salt n Pepa, Matchbox 20, Tool would tell this guy that he's pushing it...and pushing his luck.
Besides, if there was a movie that caused God to punish humanity, it was more likely Cats.
Besides, if there was a movie that caused God to punish humanity, it was more likely Cats.
October 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
...well, I didn't care for Rise of Skywalker either, but responsible for COVID? Even Salt n Pepa, Matchbox 20, Tool would tell this guy that he's pushing it...and pushing his luck.
Besides, if there was a movie that caused God to punish humanity, it was more likely Cats.
Besides, if there was a movie that caused God to punish humanity, it was more likely Cats.
Ah, here's the follow-up.
October 1, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Ah, here's the follow-up.
this is a comment I received when I uploaded a compilation of @linkara.bsky.social critiquing the fight scenes in the Star Wars prequels.
Um, what? What's the critique here?
Um, what? What's the critique here?
October 1, 2025 at 10:45 AM
this is a comment I received when I uploaded a compilation of @linkara.bsky.social critiquing the fight scenes in the Star Wars prequels.
Um, what? What's the critique here?
Um, what? What's the critique here?
There's LOADS OF MONEY to be made from porn and erotica.
Why does capitalism insist on taking the moral high ground HERE?
Why does capitalism insist on taking the moral high ground HERE?
September 30, 2025 at 9:51 AM
There's LOADS OF MONEY to be made from porn and erotica.
Why does capitalism insist on taking the moral high ground HERE?
Why does capitalism insist on taking the moral high ground HERE?