EdJolly
@ejolly42.bsky.social
I Want To Sing Babies To Sleep For A Living
The real irony is, that for the guy with a three inch mushroom everything is a dick measuring contest.
January 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The real irony is, that for the guy with a three inch mushroom everything is a dick measuring contest.
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Really cool country where nine wizards in robes now get to ask the ghosts of child rapists and racist assholes if my community has a right to exist
December 4, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Really cool country where nine wizards in robes now get to ask the ghosts of child rapists and racist assholes if my community has a right to exist
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I wrote about how this election cycle was full of very, very rich men falling for and promoting truly outlandish hoaxes and pieces of very strange misinformation - call them The Men Who Swallowed Everything. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
The men who swallowed everything
This campaign season, some of America’s richest people promoted—and even seemed to believe—ludicrous hoaxes.
www.motherjones.com
November 5, 2024 at 6:26 PM
I wrote about how this election cycle was full of very, very rich men falling for and promoting truly outlandish hoaxes and pieces of very strange misinformation - call them The Men Who Swallowed Everything. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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Happy election day, everyone.
November 5, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Happy election day, everyone.
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Aww, you guys!! Thanks so much for all the wonderful birthday wishes. And special thanks to the great Stan Kelly for gifting me with my very own Kelly cartoon!
October 23, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Aww, you guys!! Thanks so much for all the wonderful birthday wishes. And special thanks to the great Stan Kelly for gifting me with my very own Kelly cartoon!
Pro tip. The bottom coffee filter peels off the stack easier than the top.
February 23, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Pro tip. The bottom coffee filter peels off the stack easier than the top.
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If you see this post post your favorite fictional vehicle
February 2, 2024 at 1:49 PM
If you see this post post your favorite fictional vehicle
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is it time to bust out my "bigfoot is bears" photo collection again? if your mental image of a bear is a thick-furred, fat glossy male bear in autumn, you're probably not prepared for how weird their proportions can look in spring, or when walking upright, like they frequently do.
January 20, 2024 at 4:21 PM
is it time to bust out my "bigfoot is bears" photo collection again? if your mental image of a bear is a thick-furred, fat glossy male bear in autumn, you're probably not prepared for how weird their proportions can look in spring, or when walking upright, like they frequently do.
Happy White People Quote MLK Day!!
January 15, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Happy White People Quote MLK Day!!
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I would like to pose some hypothetical questions to the insurrection-deniers: Is there anything Trump could have done that *would* have unambiguously constituted insurrection — anything that you’d acknowledge *does* require disqualifying him? 1/
December 27, 2023 at 2:50 PM
I would like to pose some hypothetical questions to the insurrection-deniers: Is there anything Trump could have done that *would* have unambiguously constituted insurrection — anything that you’d acknowledge *does* require disqualifying him? 1/
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Celebrating Christmas by watching this 148 times today. I make no sound. There is no white in my eyes.
December 25, 2023 at 6:51 AM
Celebrating Christmas by watching this 148 times today. I make no sound. There is no white in my eyes.
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The fact that none of Alanis Morrissette’s examples ore actually ironic is very ironic.
December 3, 2023 at 6:06 PM
The fact that none of Alanis Morrissette’s examples ore actually ironic is very ironic.
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Holy shit.
One of the top 10 most egregious fact patterns I've seen and I cover egregious fact patterns.
Alina Habba, You Got Some ‘Splainin’ To Do!
Is it wrong to approach a party represented by counsel and urge them to sign away their rights? Who can say!
abovethelaw.com
December 1, 2023 at 11:05 PM
Holy shit.
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Two of Ireland's very best.
Gone but never forgotten.
Gone but never forgotten.
December 1, 2023 at 8:38 AM
Two of Ireland's very best.
Gone but never forgotten.
Gone but never forgotten.
Elon brought the pizza gate whackos back out of the baseboards. So there’s that.
November 30, 2023 at 7:03 PM
Elon brought the pizza gate whackos back out of the baseboards. So there’s that.
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My "Avocado Toast" this morning was mostly onions and tomatoes, which according to the Avocado Toast Manual means I can afford a mortgage, but can only furnish my house with the items I find on the side of the road when college students move out of their dorms.
November 26, 2023 at 8:52 PM
My "Avocado Toast" this morning was mostly onions and tomatoes, which according to the Avocado Toast Manual means I can afford a mortgage, but can only furnish my house with the items I find on the side of the road when college students move out of their dorms.
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LLMs don't have morality, they are not moral actors. They know two things: a) reformat search results to look like human speech and b) don't use bad words. Asking them to solve trolley problems is like asking the Chuck E. Cheese band to play Freebird
November 26, 2023 at 2:12 AM
LLMs don't have morality, they are not moral actors. They know two things: a) reformat search results to look like human speech and b) don't use bad words. Asking them to solve trolley problems is like asking the Chuck E. Cheese band to play Freebird
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Our carceral system works by using the worst people — Chauvin, Dahmer, and other outliers — to induce us to accept and even applaud inhuman conditions involving assault, rape, grotesque neglect, and deliberate abuse.
It’s not a strategy that would work on a healthy or decent society.
It’s not a strategy that would work on a healthy or decent society.
“Derek Chauvin, the former Minneapolis police officer convicted of murdering George Floyd, was stabbed by another inmate and seriously injured Friday at a federal prison in Arizona, a person familiar with the matter told The Associated Press.”
Ex-officer Derek Chauvin, convicted in George Floyd's killing, stabbed in prison, AP source says
Former Minneapolis police Officer Derek Chauvin has been stabbed by another inmate at a federal prison in Arizona where he's serving time for the murder of George Floyd.
apnews.com
November 25, 2023 at 3:15 AM
Our carceral system works by using the worst people — Chauvin, Dahmer, and other outliers — to induce us to accept and even applaud inhuman conditions involving assault, rape, grotesque neglect, and deliberate abuse.
It’s not a strategy that would work on a healthy or decent society.
It’s not a strategy that would work on a healthy or decent society.
If you can find it, Repair Shop is just the most lovely little show.
November 25, 2023 at 1:22 AM
If you can find it, Repair Shop is just the most lovely little show.
Six more days until the most lackluster meal of the year, where we eat like it’s 1950 again.
November 17, 2023 at 9:01 PM
Six more days until the most lackluster meal of the year, where we eat like it’s 1950 again.